Is this

is this
MMMMMMMMMMM CONTRABAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
ILLEGAL
NIGGERING CONTRABAND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

my sandwich

unagi

SIR IT'S A CAN OF PIVOT SIR

Idk why but I'm laughing my ass off.

WE WERE ON A BREAK

MY CONTRABANDWICH

WE WERE ON OUR WEEKEND PASS

REVOOOKED

I'm thinking spaghetti and then a run.

Why is his head always look like the wrong aspect ratio?

ARE THOSE DUSTY JUMP WINGS?

low test = taller head

Juice...

RED ROSS

WE WERE ON UNAGI

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SALUTE THE RANK, NOT THE MAN, WITH DUSTY JUMP WINGS?

This can't be good for my rage

kek

>muh bad officer cliche

as an officer, i surely hate the officer boogeyman

Then don't act the part