be me, still living with parents

> be me, still living with parents
> parents caught me haveing unprotected sex with gf
> buy me a shit ton of condoms
> break up with gf week later (unrelated reasons)
> got bored, opened one of the comdom packets
>find that they are pre-lubed
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> put condom on and start whacking it
> finish up, don't know what to do with it so I just flush it
> couple days later, toilets blocked, parents have no idea what I did
> mfw they say they should call a plumber or something
What do Sup Forums?

MY SIDES

LOL!

I'm dying

Best green text story ever

Wow OP. Just wow.

LOOLLL

Next time trash can dude

>treen gext

I'm dead

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samefagging detected

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the samefagging is reallll

Hope plumber is a bro but prepare for long talk from parents about how condoms can't be flushed.

Next time wrap it in toilet paper and toss it in the outside garbage.

Just tell them you had a lot of sex and thought flushing them would be okay

pathetic samefag

I cannot breathe

holy shit my sides

Get a life faggot

a posh wank....hope it was worth it

You need jesus

AHHAHAHAHAHHA

LEL!!!

Aint me nigger

Kill yourself faggot

What the fuck kind of useless toilet do you guys have that can't even flush a condom?

tell them the truth that you came in the wrong time.

:D

I hate niggers

omg

You idiot, the instructions are on the fucking condom packaging itself "Tie the end, place in the condom's wrapping, and throw it in the trash."

You better pull out that plunger and start plunging like your life depends on it because you're in a world of embarrassment when that plumber pulls out a poo covered soggy condom out of the pipes.

Jesus christ

It's england, everythings a piece of shit here

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

You do realize everybody will know right?

FUCK ME

Jesus, what's wrong with your font. It looks like you've just been reconfigured for back to school research.

I fucking love yogurt!

AND HE TOUCED MY DICK

I just realized :3

I love peeing

Wtf is with all the samefagging ITT?

OP testing a new script? It isn't working, faggot.

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HHAHAHAHA

you're a stupid fuck. no wonder your girlfriend left you.

>flushing condoms instead of using the bin

darwin is fucking proud of you, stupid nigger.

-golf clap-

tie em up and throw it away. i had cndoms to waste too i did the same thing. wrap em in a paper towel so they dont see it in the trash, covers smell too. its boi=rng when you have condoms and no girl . just waste em up.