Things black men impress (white) chicks with:

things black men impress (white) chicks with:

-loud, booming presence. confident voice. funny jokes...the kind of guy with an insurmountable, california "bad boy" beach dude attitude

-sexy defined body with bulging biceps and already genetically powerful legs and arms...hot as fuck abs that chicks go wild over. most black guys can squat 350+ pounds so when babes see their legs they know they're about to get ploughed like a horse.

-always the most popular guys in the class. you see a black guy come in and he hi-fives all his bros and the sappy white boys avert their gaze.

shit that white bwoys try to pull lmafo..

-they always mumble when trying to talk. even to their own fellow sperg pals. they go up to the girl and they're looking at the floor and shit. lol. fucking embarassing

-self depreciating sense of humour they think is gonna get all the quirky tumblr chicks...lmafo...all white women care about is a big black cock ;) umad?

-wimpy muscles from spending all time watching epic gamer brostep parkour pony vids on youtube and typing hateful racist comments about black studs. tiny dicks (if your dick is under 7 inches you've got no hope lol)...sorry white guys but its true. black guys are mentally, sexually, spiritually and physically superior to you. get over it!!!

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this is like the third thread on this shit.

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sage

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>loud booming presence
>AYY GURL
>AY, GIRL, YOU WIT THA ASS
>AYY BITCH!!
>MAN WHATEVA FUCK U DEN HO ASS
>WOOP WOOP WOOP

Impressive

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I miss the good old days when it was socially acceptable to get the family together and lynch some niggers

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is it supposed to be hard to date white girls or something

YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ONLINE CUCK.IRL, OUTSIDE SOME FAT TRASHY LOSERS AND OXY HEADS, WHITE WOMEN HATE BLACKMEN.

YOU ARE PARTLY CORRECT ON THE WHITE PART THOUGH.SOME WHITE GUYS ARE LIKE THAT BUT NOT ALL. AS I SAID, GO OUTSIDE FAT ASS.

LOL!!! FOR CHINKS AND NIGGERS? YES. YOU GET THE UGLY ONES OR TRASHY FAT DOPE HEADS

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As a black man, these threads make me depressed and jealous of white men. As a black, I'll never be loved or viewed as a real romantic partner. I'll only be seen as someone who can "fuck like a horse". Girls only want me for one night stands, which is great yeah, but I've never fet real love in my life. My dad left me at 5. My mother is abusive. My only hope is a girl, but I'm only seen as a sex toy. When people see me in public with a girl, everyone assumes it's ONLY because of my sex organ. Sounds great, but gets really old and depressing. I'll never be able to go to a restaurant like a white man could and people would think "what a cute couple". Instead, everyone thinks "well we know why she's with him" and treats me like I have no heart or love, and the girl does to.

I get why these threads are made. Some white guy feels guilty and is trying to up the aurora around black peoples ... But it really does is a disservice. I'm not special or great or this or that. I just want to live, love and be romantic but am never seen that away.

>inb4 fuck u nigger
I know

girls go for anyone that makes them happy, race doesn't mean anything

Ye, tell dem whiteys boi

YOU ARE MORE WHITE THAN CASPER YOU DUMB FUCKING CUCK.

THE VAST MAJORITY OF WHITE WOMEN WANT ZERO TO DO WITH BLACK MEN. IF YOU WERE BLACK YOU WOULD KNOW.IN MY CITY THE MOST POPULAR BARS DON'T EVEN ALLOW BLACK MEN IN BECAUSE WOMEN COMPLAIN.

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open your eyes

i mean, open them for real

AS I SAID...GO OUTSIDE ONCE IN A WHILE YOU DUMB FUCK. THE MOST DESIRABLE WOMEN WANT STATUS, LOOKS AND WEALTH IN MEN YOU DUMB FUCK.

NO WOMAN WANTS A DUMB UNEMPLOYED NIGGER OR A FAT WHITE ESTROGEN FILLED MAN

as if it wasn't enough, here's more

To much grammar and to poignant. White pretending to be black detected

In case you havent noticed :

neither on the sexual plan nor the mental plan you ever succeed

So Sup Forums has become porn threads and this shit. Can someone explain why? Who the fuck cares

as a finish, think about the choice of words in (pic related)

Sauce!

Lol you forgot to mention good credit, paternal instinct, and employment

Look at the fucking beach. He is the only black dude on it. Hardly taking over the world.
But....the 'spergs on Sup Forums will keep on shitposting this meme.

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Not letting this die till you cucks reply

I want black dick not tiny white

Yes, user, we know you're gay for nigger cock, no need to pretend to be a fenmanon to hide it

LOL......SHE QUIT BECAUSE THEY WERE PAIRING HER UP WITH THOSE WHITE DUDES WITH 10" COCKS YOU DUMB FUCK. HER VERY FIRST FUCKING PRON IS WITH A HUGE WHITE GUY

>replying to troll
>being this mad
>on Sup Forums

owndedkys

>owned
>kys
kys

>seen as a sex toy
Nigger please, you're seen as a potential thief, gtfo that stolen computer.

stupid nigger can't spell

OK BUTTHURT SAME FAT FAG....

HE'S A ESTROGEN FILLED WHITE FAT FUCK WHO IS "OFFENDED " I EMBARRASSED HIM ONLINE

youtu.be/LqSdfAXR2XM
HAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA

Damn man, the Jews have really stepped their game up to make people think women like black dudes. Even most hookers won't even take their money. Too many guys on here with a black fetish because its disgusting and degrading and it excites them, and yes I took the bait.

pics or it didnt happen