Alright Sup Forums let's find a new religion. What are our rules?

Alright Sup Forums let's find a new religion. What are our rules?

Praise Kek

Thou shalt checkem

no normies

Dubs are granted eternal paradise in the afterlife

OP is always a faggot unless he delivers

This, and trips are canonized as saints. Also checked.

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NO MUSLIMS even if they want to convert.

Heretics are slapped to death with a dead fetus

Good idea!:)

I have one for you

No Jews allowed.

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So what if a Muslim becomes an atheist first, and then decides to convert? Would they still be considered Muslim?

Traps are gay

OPs are born into faggotry, only through delivering do they ascend

Sheldor is the messiah

If dubs granny apple becomes kek

Faggots, you're all retarded. I pray to the one true God, The Boogie Man. I myself am the author of the Boogible, a novel of The Boogie Man's mortal life and his teachings of how to get funking. Remember, he boogied for our sins.

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Heresy! You don't even have dubs!

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Granny apple
Nice dubs

Spaghetti every Wednesday.

When you die, The Boogie Man will deny your entry to Kush Heaven and force you to boogie on down to the Buzzkill Zone.

Granny apple is new kek

Dubs confirmed

Feminists are a plague and shall be hunted down and gassed

Bernie Sanders is our leader

No granny apple is you faggot

Kek is our prophet
May dubs be with you

Women are not allowed to wear clothes in public

extra big circumcisions

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Niggers get big big ones

Like this big lol

Fapping to traps isn't gay.

no girls aloud

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Chris chan is the second most powerful meme

Fuck off with your heresy, dumb cunt

boxxy is NOT queen

We behead him before convertion, like the roach he is.

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