ITT it's the first day of college

ITT it's the first day of college.

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*Commits suicide*

I sleep in and take pictures of the syllabus of each of my classes from a classmate

4 years of seeing hot chicks that I'll never have the courage to talk to, great.

Haha! I lost my virginity twice in college, faggot.

I'll bring a jug of milk.

Hello everyone I am a guy just to let you know :3

>twice
What did he mean by this?

Oh my god, hey user, you look like shit as always, did you finally get laid this summer?

once in the front and once in the back

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You lie to chicks and say you're a virgin which makes them want to fuck or he means he got assfucked which is gay if I must say so myself

Why the fuck aren't you in class numbnuts?

What the fuck, it actually was my first day today
>got to know people
>flirted with a qt with green hair
>probably a trap, if afroman is to be believed
>also made friends with this random dude who asked me for a cigarette
>he offered me a joint but I politely declined because I'm on probation
>itwentokay.jpg

Oh no, I'm late for my first day! *puts sandwich in mouth and runs through the door* :3333

Wow I'm gonna drive to class because I'm sure there will be student parking, i was so popular in highschool I'm sure am gonna be cool here

>Being attracted to niggers
>Posting ugly fat nigger

Shit taste in women m8, unless you're black.

because it's the first day you nigger. Why are you, an officer, asking me why I didn't show up to class?

>implying you wouldn't fuck her
are you actually a homosexual?

>sandwich

you had one job and you fucked up the dubby dubs

>not wanting aids is now gay

you libtards will spread anything

Where is everyone headed? I'm going to Econ 1

I'm not American, the blacks in my country are civilised unlike American niggers

"Gee golly! School all ready? Can't wait to sharpen my pencils."

Hey user! Want to study together after class?

nigga please

please tell me you are Swedish. I havent had my laugh today

Dang, I got a lot of homework and reading to do guys.

>Procrastinates and cleans entire apartment instead

backstory? is that guy ok?

nice classic response user, I can see the virgin right through those words. you'd probably cum if she looked at your shoe

>being that desperate to fucking any fat nigress that looks your way

>calling others virgin

Jesus fucking Christ, Don't go to college. Teach yourself something you can make money with and get a job with it.

>shits self

>more like 4 years of seeing this bullshit

you're still implying you can get anything even close to a "fat nigress"

also im not a virgin, i fuck supermodel girls every 3 hours and my bank account is 11 inches

i'm black. i only fuck white girls

Fuck off chick, I know how this works.
>start of semester/year
>sit alone, quietly
>random bitch comes over, starts talking about stuff
>"oh yeah, I like that show too"
>no you don't, bitch
>"let's study together sometime!"
>"k sure"
2 weeks later
>she doesn't talk to me anymore
>doesn't even sit next to me
>doesn't even greet me
>it's as if we never met
>the fuck?
Happens every semester.

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Start with something simple, like "Hi."

Really, they're just people. Unless you are an absolute creeper it's impossible to strike out all the time.

>Mfw just moved 6 hours away from hometown to stay on college campus
>Mfw first day of classes is tomorrow
>Mfw I'm not a virgin but I'm still shit at talking to girls

Lot of pretty women down here, too bad I'm an introvert who in the last 2 days has only really left his dorm room to smoke darts and get beer/food.

>alright, let's get this show on the road.

My hobbies include: watching anime, reading manga, playing video games, and studying martial arts. I have no interest in ordinary humans, so unless you're a time-traveler, an esper, an alien, or a cyborg, don't talk to me.

"I am finally a grown up."

bitch the first month of school is the most important for making friends, first go out and meet a ton of people and make a lot of friends, THEN go and get high and drink

Irish but been to the US and Sweden lots of times. Blacks in Sweden also act like animals

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