/gg/ - Guitarfag and Bassfag General

poorfag babby edition

Guitar chords and inversions
>chordbook.com/guitar-chords/

String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):
>hikkyz.net/misc/stringassembler/

Music theory:
>musictheory.net/lessons

Hal Leonard's Bass Method:
>mediafire.com/file/sayviwqxfcxfjon/

Steve Vai's Ten Hour Workout
>mediafire.com/download/kzw6kjuocgicwks/Ten_Hour.pdf

Guthrie Govan's Creative Guitar 1 & 2
>mediafire.com/download/bn8803xzlrbds3b/Guitar1.rar
>mediafire.com/download/9uhtufuf3z9cx8m/Guitar2.rar

Advancing Guitarist - Mick Goodrick
>mediafire.com/download/cvfno10fv4lf4a8

Chord Chemistry - Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/61n5op7eiifxztg

Mickey Baker's Jazz Guitar
>mediafire.com/download/zq35xorj2iaqh22

Modern Chord Progressions: Jazz and Classical Voicings for Guitar - Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/oflu4wdwofhqqtb


Jazz Guitar: Single Note Soloing Vol. 1 & 2- Ted Greene
>mediafire.com/download/07o65qdh5in1nsq
>mediafire.com/download/jmu86f7dj8bdxcd

Impulse Response Pack
>mediafire.com/download/svtfxjtillrdwt8/Gods Cab 1.3.rar
>mediafire.com/download/4n28zkjw0zgmdj9/ASEM RECTO V30 L2.wav

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>dat pic
probably what the dude who was mad at education looks like desu senpai

you mean you?

If you could be a guitar what guitar would you be?

Natural talent is an excuse for mediocrity

Prove me wrong

list of fa/gg/ots that ruined /gg/

>shoegayz offset numale hipster fags
>"le brutal xd" meal manbabbys
>irrelevant wankshred wannabe autists
>noob squire poorfags
>dadrawk blooze buttrockers

did I miss anyone?

Les Paul
alternatively whatever it is Lou Reed used

no u

I dont want to play guitar anymore. Just want to play with my dick. $15,000 worth of Wet Lube in my future.

just read a book sometime, it won't kill you or make you any less gay

EDGY

>mad
>at books
didn't even know that was possible tbqhwyfambalam

>6 posters
>10 replies


ok closing this tab now

>ok closing this tab now
what did he mean by this

ask your boyfriend about it, he'll probably know

OH SHIT!!!

How long are your practice sessions and how often do you jerk off?

>>/lgbt/

Prolly the same thing your Dad meant when he found the gay porn you were watching on your computer.

between Metal, shoegaze improv, dadrock and blues, What the fuck is there that's fun to play?

somethin you wanna tell us there bud?

the skin flute of course

Jazz and classical

...

..is that what you Dad said when he found the gay porn you were watching on your computer?

personally never picked up on those. Love dadrock, emtal and shoegaze. Even alt rock like greenday and blink 182 is fun as fuck to play.

Because Im not from your world

is a 20 second guitar solo too short?

>Love dadrock, emtal and shoegaze

Not if bend the last note with heavy flange with oscillating analog delay at the end

Why are guitars so expensive?

the fertilizer for the tone wood forests is very expensive

They are?

First Act, because I'm absolute garbage

Yes they are. I can buy all kinds of complex electronics like an Xbox and a TV for $500. All a guitar is some shit wood and some plastic and some cheap metal. How the fuck are they $500? Who is so fucking stupid that they would pay $500 for that shit? Its almost nothing. Guitars should be like $50 maybe $75 tops

That sweep at 6:35

youtu.be/j6ZY9vO-dCk?t=394

yeah i'll go pay you $50 and you're gonna cut down a tree, take a big log out of it and turn it into a guitar

Any manufacturer who mass produces such a simple product in a factory could easily do that

Stay mad and confused, broke ass nigga

>guitarists aren't a very bright lot
water is wet too

Idk, I don't find guitars all that pricey. They're modest on average compared to drum kits, and don't even get me started on keyboards.

Not broke I'm just not stupid and waste my money on overpriced shit
>I don't find guitars all that pricey
Then your fucking stupid. Go pay $100 for a cardboard box because you compared it to a castle dumbass

Hell, guitars are pretty cheap compared to most other string instruments

I don't really understand the motivation to create music, or building skill. What do I focus on?

are you the mini squier guy?

>How the fuck are they $500?

Go play a $75 guitar and see/hear for yourself.

Yeah they're overpriced and branded but so is everything else.

I'm buying a new guitar soon and I'm wondering if anyone has string recs? I wanna make shoegaze type stuff and I'm gonna grab one of those vintage modified Jazzmasters everyone uses. Also, what's a fair price to get a guitar set up?

No, they really just aren't that pricey. I have a lower middle class income and most midrange ones aren't out of even my reach.

Keep in mind also that it all comes down to supply and demand.

>they're overpriced and branded but so is everything else.
They shouldn't cost shit. The only reason they can charge like that is because dumb fucks like you will pay it
>they really just aren't that pricey
yeah if your fucking stupid as shit

No, they really aren't very expensive at all if you're not buying the really high end ones. $200 for something as complex as they are, factory produced or not, is a pittance in the first world.

Guitars are pretty cheap desu.
Try buying a cello for under a grand

Upright basses are even worse.

A chink cello must exist desu

Had a friend who rented out a cheap ($5k) bass during our study abroad. I was like shit wtf

>complex as they are
No a Xbox is complex. A guitar with some shit wood and some plastic and cheap metal is not complex at all
Not talking about a cello here you dumb fucks

a $200 guitars gonna be p shit tbqh

>No a Xbox is complex. A guitar with some shit wood
I remember what it was like being 14, user.

>guitars are supposedly expensive
>a decent electronic drum kit is $5,000
yes electronic drumkit fag is still here. i think i know which one i'm going to buy, it's just a matter of pulling the trigger

Bait posts notwithstanding, consoles aren't complex. QC is trivial on electronics of that sort and the production of individual components is much easier to automate.

>tfw you can't tell if this guy is b8n or actually retarded to think guitars aren't complex

Roland

Because they make it shit so your dumb ass will buy a more expensive one
Shut up dumb fuck
>consoles aren't complex
Way more complex than some shit wood with some plastic and cheap metal you dumb fucking shit. Guitars are made on CNC computer controlled machines too

If Xbox is so complex, why can't it compete with pc?

I would be a jazzmaster with the hopes that kevin shields would finger me all night long

>guitars aren't complex
They are not at all you dumb fuck

>some cheap metal

no doubt b8 but just in case, pickups and amplification in general is a work of genius scientific and intricate design. more so than any games console or tv

why are you posting about manufacturing guitars when you clearly don't even know how they work

Bait notwithstanding, the cost of developing a console is frontloaded in R&D. Production itself isn't pricey. Personally I think consoles are overpriced, since you're just buying a computer with limited features and cheaper components than a home built PC, but the only thing that matters is supply and demand.

>a decent electronic drum kit is $5,000
And it will be worthless in five years when Roland releases their newest model.

>xboxfags can't understand the complexity of instruments
Better start saving for that new model goy, I hear the price is gonna go up again

I was watching this kid play Hotel California on guitar. It sounds like he's laying all parts of the song at the same time. How is he doing it? Did he record is separately and edit or is it live?

youtube.com/watch?v=BSIC1zJ3Nno

>pickups
Some magnets and wire and some shit plastic? No you dumb shit
Shut up dumb fuck. Guitars are not complex at all

Supply and demand

fingerstyle gives powers some would consider unnatural

>How is he doing it?
>Asian
are you fucking blind?

>demand
In other words dumb fucks who will pay out the ass like retards

Yeah I keep telling them to build a pc instead of buying the latest xbox

Unless you own a studio I wouldn't go top end on v-drums. ~$1.5k will get you a perfectly good kit that feels nice, customizable and you can EQ externally with software anyway.

Honestly though, if people will spend 500 on an Xbox, which is just an overpriced computer designed for a fake hobby, why not spend that much on a guitar that will last decades?

>All a guitar is some shit wood and some plastic and some cheap metal

>not having paying session drummers next to nothing for playing on a song and convincing them they are building up their portfolio and will get called as your go to guy

tell me more about your real life studio experience

>if people will spend 500
The problem right there is you dumb fucking people who will spend $500 on some shit wood and some plastic and cheap metal. Stupid as shit

Why spend $500 on plastic and semiconductors for a fake hobby when it'll go obsolete in a few years?

:^)

thegreasyslicks.com/

I've been performing and recording music professionally for just over a decade.

>taking advice from cheese
wew

Spending money on state of the art complex electronics vs. wasting money on an old simple machine made out of a few cheap shitty parts. You would probably pay $100 for a hammer and some nails like a dumbass if everyone else did it too

>Xbox
>state of the art

Bait posts notwithstanding, this makes your previous posts even better

Stop feeding Roman

>how the fuck are they $500
the $75 guitars you are talking about DO exist and are very common. Just try picking one up and comparing it to a 500 dollar. Good luck not cutting yourself with the neck.

My guitar cable has corrosion on it's prongs. Should I replace it or just try amd clean it off?

We could be talking about any computer or high end electronics. You are just fucking dumb and now everyone knows how dumb you are
Only because stupid fucks like you will pay a higher price for a decent one

Wire brush it off : )

It does I bought mine for 300$ but I regret it. I could have gotten a cheap bass for 200$ and I should have since it's the better instrument.

nice thread idiots

"High end" electronics are primarily expensive to R&D, not to produce--they're just silicone and metal that can be easily mass-produced. Supply and demand.

:^)

>demand
Yeah because your a dumb fuck who will pay anything like a dumbass

>not to produce--they're just silicone and metal that can be easily mass-produced.

I wonder how much money goes into a full wafer of intel xeons....

if anyone can tell me how to play this song i will pay you handsomely

youtube.com/watch?v=1zep7lRklF4

Not demand. Supply and demand.

:^)

Yeah demand from dumb fucks like you who will pay anything for nothing

Who here can improv and comp jazz well? If so how did you go about learning everything? Also post improvs if you have any please