Be me

>be me
>penis inspection came early this year, like really early
>caught everyone off guard
>everyone is passing with flying colors
>self conscious about my 4 AND A HALF incher
>my turn
>sit down old yoda like chinese nurse grabs it, starts tugging at it inspecting
>instant_boner.exe but_this_NOT_my_fetish.jpeg
> i'm trying to control myself, but am hard now and all classmates are looking at me
>old ugly chink nurse starts to say "don't worry being erect is normal when you're shy---"
>instantly cum at word normal for some reason
>my jizz goes flying most of it landing on her wrist, some on her skirt and some on her stupid nurse high heels
>lets out the scariest shriek ever
>sounds like the fabled banshee from Irish lore
>Everyone in gym sees what happened, including my class and coach
>everyone_laughing_at_me.rar while the poor old nurse runs out screaming horrified as if i were muslim and had just doused her in battery acid
>tears start to swell up inside me, everyone laughing and pointing
>i get up and run to the showers and cry the hardest ever in my young life
> realize i'll be called 'the jizzinator' 'mr sensitive' or 'blow load' or something stupid for the rest of my school years
>fuck you nurse Oshiigura
>realize the chinese chink might be japanese

I hate living in America
How was your penis inspection Sup Forums? Also penis inspection general
pic related

oh i guess u all had perfect penis inspection days?

Shit meme assmunch

Amerifags actually have a penis inspection day??? LMAO wtf am i hearing

I have never had a penis inspection in school, wtf is this shit

No, it's total bullshit

tf is this
never had a public penis inspection..

Went better than last year. She had ultra cold hands this year tho

It's a bait not a dick, no need to take it so hard.

>current year
>falling for this bait

How was my penis inspection? well, certainly never at school and even more certainly not at an age where I'm able to cum and certainly not in front of a bunch of kids.

It's just retarded bullshit. Someone lying on the internet? No way

its not bait fag we have this in the uk

PID was awesome this year. I love being a gym teacher.

>not a dick, no need to take it so hard.

This meme started about eurotrash.

PID is great meme. Strong meme. Seasoned meme.

>realize the chinese chink might be japanese

Shit man, you poor thing. That's traumatic as fuck. You gonna be ok?

When ever I had PID it was always in private with the gym teacher. I never had to do it in front of the whole class.

My principal always did mine but it was never in the gym and we were always alone.

I remember when we would get called to the office in groups of two and we'd go in this room and there was a tall, very thin, older guy in there smoking a cigarette. He'd turn a light on behind him, shining on us and he told us to get undressed. I can still remember the smoke of the cigarette catching the rays of the bright lamp. He'd have us stand in different positions and play with our dicks to see that they got hard properly and then for some reason he had us spread our ass cheeks to make sure we were wiping properly. I can still remember something warm and wet on my asshole and the back side of my balls, I'm not sure exactly what that was but we got ice cream afterward and got to have field day for the rest of the day and got to play outside

The fuck is a penis inspection day? Most I ever had was a fitness day where my fat ass could barely do 5 sit ups before getting tired.

>Buzz killyear never had penis inspection day

>eurotrash
>americunt does not know when to use a comma or full stop or "period" correctly.
>kys

>sounds like the fabled banshee from Irish lore
my sides are orbit

tfw you had your balls checked when you were 12

its normal you niggers

B8

never had both
>fat & 1 incher

If it smells like bullshit, looks like bullshit and tastes like bullshit...... then you can believe it's bullshit.

Schools don't do this shit in front of class for this reason you faggit!

Go back to fucking chihuahuas or whatever you bottom feeding mutants do.

Dumbass, we know it's not real but that doesn't mean it's a bait. This is entertaiment on Sup Forums.
Go fucking learn the difference, dipshit. Fucking cringeworthy faggot.

If this gets screen-shoted put me in it

So sick of those summer faggots ...

OP, thanx for your thread.

I m a 57 y o french guy.

Just to let those virgin teens that back in those days you could barely see a doctor if not for an emergency.

we also ( in France ) had some HUGE problemes concerning the lack of newborns but also the spread of sexual diseases that would make you unable to have children.

Young faggots , learn history !

First time a female touched my penis was at school during one of those glorious inspection days !!!

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classic inspection day

>be me 11 y.o
>go into class where teacher has cardboard tent set up
>"oh god its PID"
>teacher calls us into cardboard tent one by one
>walk in to tent after hearing my name called
>Mr.Wilson tugs on the tip a couple of times
>my penis starts to feel good
>feel what I now know is precum trying to come out
>teacher is pinching the tip so it cant
>when Mr.Wilson releases it squirts out all over his new tie
mom was angry when she found out I failed PID
its alright OP ive been there before

> I can still remember something warm and wet on my asshole and the back side of my balls, I'm not sure exactly what that was
kek, it was his tongue

You don't know about stylized writing in prose?

Wait, nevermind. Eurotrash. Figures.

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so many of those dudes are staring at that kids ass. the one on the right is loving it.

95 percent of everything posted here is a lie. idiot

no it was a thermometer with the conductive Vaseline you fucking cuck.

What about that other 5%

Kek, I've only posted that pic once before and the exact same thing you did was done !
Should do the second-from-left woman sitting down
I would but, autism

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Man, he just stood out so hard I couldn't help it

>scooch over so I can get a better view

>tfw had my own private Penis inspection day

Sure it was, man
sure it was

We don't have that here you fuck. That is an Aussy thing.

it aint gonna suck itself

nigga u must be from a poor side of the U.S. in L/A/ we used to have them every year when i was in school.... nigga u gonna grow up with a crocked dick

Zoinks!

I did the same thing as you. At least you got a female.

>Americunts have so bad hygiene habits, that they have public inspect their penises on regular basis or fix it permanently with circumcision to avoid diseases spread

fuck, they belong to zoo rather to humans.
Now i can understand why americans were capable to kill harambe

#1 in imported eurotrash
ur a cuckin fagg

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>Found the newfag

You're in an American board, champ.

If b8, 3/10 made me reply

>you're in American board
>*screaming eagle*

KEK
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