What would Sup Forums do to my girlfriend?

What would Sup Forums do to my girlfriend?

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undress her
tie her arms and ancles together
throw her in the river, see if she floats.

witch-detector ring ding ding

bump

dat nose

build her a gingerbread house

Smack the ugly off the bitch

Trade her in

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I'll get you my pretty, and your dog too

BURN HER!
SHE'S A WITCH!

Give her a goblin costume to go with her pointy face

show her tits

Ancles?

Holy shit dude, you're a retard.
pic related (like your mom and pa)

Escape before she turns me into a rat.

put a thick black eyeliner on her i think it would work well with that eye shadow

You guys don't think she's pretty?

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I'd take her to my special place, shoot her behind the ear and put her in the well with the others.

put her back in the cave found her in.

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I would finish her clown makeup then make her perform tricks for me. Maybe have her make me a balloon animal.

Her chin is sort of big i guess, and she looks a lot older than she is. and her teeth are messed up, and her face looks like a rat, but she's hot, you guys have impossible standards.

New blair witch face 2016 has been confirmed.

moonface

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Are you saying she looks like Moon Man?

she got a chin like a can opener

Fuck you!!!

Her forehead is so huge, it could be potential

Nigga, what?

Fucked that up, thanks smartphone *my head against the wall*

Wanted to say, it could be a potential airfield. But well i have fatfingers. Kek

You guys are fucking asshole.

Jay Leno's niece?

She ugly as fuck but we have I possible standards. Kek. Best laugh I have had in too long thanks op keep fucking that witch

Buy her a broom and a black cat

Laugh so hard I forgot how to english. She literally made me fucking retarded she is so ugly.

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Bump

>return it back under the bridge.

Noods. Tits gtfo

She wont send me nudes and I dont ask, it's disrespectful

nigga

She'll probably turn into a cat like in harry potter

what would i do to her? nothing if thats actually your gf then you fucked up

But posting a rate thread on the chan is full of respect. She ain't your girl. You crushing on an ugly ass pointy nose big chin fuck up tooth bilboard forehead having wicked witch. Remember that next time you fap Op.

Kill it with lasers

aahhhh here eye candy fo all

oh shit

She looks sweet as hell... I would enjoy her company.

The resemblance is uncanny

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Get her off the meth and take her to a dentist.

Sounds like you're jealous because I already have her and have a kid with her. :)

I need your girlfriend right now. I'm trying to break into a safe and her chin looks sharp enough to cut it.

nothing, gross

I doubt this is your girl... I sense that you're testing the waters in the court of public opinion. Either this girl is interested in you or you are interested in her and she does not know it. Either way you are a gigantic cunt for worrying about what other people think and not being a man about your feelings. Fucking grow a set, GTFO and treat this girl like gold.

It has offspring? God save us.

got nudes?

*tips fedora*

Why thank you I am honored... I just teared up a little.

i call guinness world record book i never seen same size nose as chin before give me royalty

!* White Knight Alert*!
M'lady

Kill the goblin for the xp.

Why don't you shave her for Halloween, leave her a few strands... Then send her out into the neighborhood holding a big fucking salmon muttering, 'my precious'.

Take her back to the Mos Eisley Cantina.

Hit her with a stick and send her back to clown school

Throw water on her and watch her melt

Click my heels three times and hope it gets me transported away from her

I am in love... She is beautiful. Please send her my way... I will treat her right.

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Why does she look like the wicked witch of the west?

Jesus fuck...

She should be new queen of Sup Forums!!

I concur sir.

I truly wish she was my queen.

Mommy? Daddy?

Lets make this happen

What's her name? I can make this happen.

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Her name is Grizzelda

All Hail Grizzelda

Kek

Give that witch a broom and watch her cook some potion to hopefully get me drunk enough to fuck her.

Seriously I love her. She is my soul mate...i need to be with her.

But she's mine

Fuck off Randy.

Politely ask her to leave.

Bitch looks like lady Elaine Fairchild

Fuck you all... I love her and nothing will change that.... I need her in my life.

imagine looking 70 yrs old at 20
poor girl

Please come back don't leave op... I will take her off your hands and give her what you can't... Love and friendship.

She made me sign the rights to my son away.
She isn't all that nice Sup Forumsrother

Take her out on a nice romantic hike in the mountains. Woo her all along the way with my subtle charm. Find a nice clear spot and set up my impromptu picnic with wine and cheese. After dinner we check out the gorgeous view from an awesome vantage point. Point at an eagle sitting a top a tree below. Push her over. Do her a favor. Call it a night.

Nmf you're a bum.

Discount Kristen Stewart.
Butterface at best.

Kek

If she did that where are the nudes... put her ass on blast.