ITT: Surprising Celebrity Net Worths

I'll star.

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>dadcore actors

I figured 1 billion

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

drake bell networth -600k. is it growing?

Yeah I'm surprised it's that low.

how is that surprising to you?

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larry david is abt the same.

for context your avg a-lister is half that (johnny depp, brad pitt, tom hanks).

tommy wiseau is involved in some shady stuff

He's a vampire after all

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>JACKIE WHEN WE DO RUSH HOUR 4

Even the PS can't hide the ugly anymore

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>I don't want no rabbish script

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Who is paying him?

Poor Sinbad, the 2000's were not kind to him.

>CATEGORY: Richest celebrities

Sirius XM, not a bit surprising considering how heavily pushed it is in new car models.

It's gearing to be the Netflix of Internet radio, but with a monopoly (unless podcasts start getting monetization)

None of these are surprising.
>for context your avg a-lister is half that (johnny depp, brad pitt, tom hanks).
Seinfeld was a huge deal, underage faggot.

ya no shit but so was toy story u goblin

most of the movies i've seen him in are movies wherein he dies, only movie i haven't seen him die in was brothers grimm

Toy Story was no Seinfeld you animatard.

>for context your avg a-lister is half that

are you very young? his show and its perpetual syndication deal was enormous

would u guys give me a break
im just saying he's worth more than highest grossing film of all time

also i dont live in america and in the uk p much no one has heard of seinfeld

>im just saying he's worth more than highest grossing film of all time
Avatar pulled in more than 800,000.

ah, sorry

they had a really funny british character

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Why are black people so bad with money?

He owns businesses and entire properties. How he fucking did this is beyond me. But he's rich.

Apparently he had a sugar mommah who gave it to him on her death.

see

>would u guys give me a break

not domestically

obviously ive seen it & good one (but this show was made by two jews bruh bruh)

Apparently Jackie Chan is a billionaire (they excluded his value in Chinese market)

>I'll star.
Get off of Sup Forums, Jerry.

And he doesn't help his son?

if JJ wants to be a billionaire he can have some self respect and do dozens of shitty movies too

JJ is pretty much the stereotype of a harsh, parent father in China. Even smoking the doobie once makes you receive unending humiliation and shame. And JJ also support the Communist Party in China and doesn't believe in the democratic system in Hong Kong and Taiwan

Fuck Him.

How is this surprising?

He's the star and co-creator of one of the biggest sitcoms of all time that's been in syndication for half a century.

>carrot top is supposedly super rich

>in the uk p much no one has heard of seinfeld
Yes we have, you're just retarded.

half a century what

He must make some royalties from Kiss albums though

Do you know what a century is bud?

lmao why would i lie abt this.

No dad to tell how to spend wisely.

>tfw the 90s were 50 years ago

He invested $20 at the start of his career

>a kike being rich is surprising

Jerry's gotta be worth more than that.

He's been getting Seinfeld residuals for 18 years now. + Netflix + other projects.

Seinfeld started over 25 years ago, so that rounds up to 50

I don't know what you're trying to convey with this post.

you lied about your age when you came on this website

Literally how? Frugal living, investment, russian mafia ties? All of the above?

He's cool so I'm ok with it but even B-lists that have worked for decades barely hit 20 mil.

Even my normie slag sister knows Seinfeld, you're just an underage faggot

No that's not how it works you retard

be nicer to your sister user

>plays the same russian character in every movie he's in
>is actually swedish

why you mad?

>Literally how?
the dude is it E V E R Y T H I N G

his imdb profile has like 10 credits a year and he also does a lot of voice acting for a lot of video games which is quite lucrative

no one fucking knows Seinfled outside of english speaking countries, too

>Can I have your nationality, Mr. Wiseau?
>I am United States of America

There are no non-English speaking countries

This is wrong though. It's big in Japan and many other places.

Yes, that is a nation

okay now this is surprising. He's awesome don't get me wrong, but that is A-list actor money goddamn.

You'd think for a guy who gets so much work he'd be worth more than 8 million.

>tfw when 23 and moved to england
>living with 6 18 year old freshman
>none of them know what/who seinfeld is

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>Howard Stern
>jewish
I thought he was an outspoken atheist and is anti-religious

>the king of comedy
>an unknown

come on now. also the only reason people think he's "dad comedy" is he doesn't do edgy material or swear in his sets.

he's also based as fuck and hates sjws:

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seinfeld was unsuccessful in japan bruh bruh, they cancelled it there after s5

I know it's a le ignorant mellinnials meme, but it simply isn't true amongst most teenagers. I have teenage cousins, they might not have seen ever episode of Seinfeld, but they know what it is and can name the four main characters. Same way I was born after Happy Days or MASH came out by I could identify Fonzie or Hawkeye

>18 year olds dont know who he is
what a surprise!

robert de niro was the king of comedy
anyway larry david was funnier

its not a meme, everyone knows friends but seinfeld is p unknown. i mean u cant even watch it unless u have hulu.

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>that TD ad in Chinese
living in Canada is wonderful
also, invest in an adblocker

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Also he was named in the Panama Papers

because he only charges 12 dollars and half a can of red bull for his jobs

Still culturally Jewish m8. Lots of clips on him shitting on Palestine and being pro-Israel

His movies always turn a profit, niggas love his shit.

Shit 4' 11''

>personally earned $200 million
>stands to inherit $3 billion

Seinfeld is payed pretty well for Comedian's in Cars Getting Coffee, and just had that massive exclusive deal with Hulu for the rights to stream Seinfeld. Top that all with money from over the years for merch, tours, appearance's, promotions, and other TV shows along with any money he got from Seinfeld (which he wrote and starred in) and you can realize why he has the money he does. He also has been on Broadway and in movies. It's not difficult to figure out.

I need to find her and marry her

jesus, is not like she doesn't deserve it, she made it by herself and her reward is getting basically unlimited money.


but like... damn.

i would be happy with 1% of her inheritance

This is her family

OY VEY!

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literally less than 0.1% non-anglos have even heard of seinfeld

>he doesn't block ads
GOOD GOYIM

You know I thought he would have a lot of more.

she is still so hot for her age.

like damn.


>that naked picture of her a few years ago
my dick is still hard

He has the entire black market at his disposal

How can one woman be so based and milfy.