I have never in my life asked anything of anyone. But im fucking desperate

I have never in my life asked anything of anyone. But im fucking desperate.

Sup Forums please tell me how i can make roughly $10000 quickly? I don't want to break the law, im already working my ass off. Medical debt has swallowed my whole world. Debt collectors constantly calling, counting pennies, eating maybe once a day.

Any advice for a guy just trying to get his head above water?

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How quick were you thinking?

well here's your first mistake. "I don't want to break the law." there is no way in hell you're going to make $10000 legally quickly. just do an assassination. easy money.

you should have voted for bernie, brah

OP here

I can't my dude, i have a family. I can't take that kind of risk. I don't need it tonight. But in the next month or so would be awesome.

Alright, you have a month. hmph. Do you have things you can sell or?

if your neck deep in debt why not just file bankruptcy?

Im a rich saudi arabian whats your paypal brother? I will help you out.

Didn't you make this thread not even a week ago?

Why haven't you started sucking dicks yet?

Put your kids on craigslist. Lol

Can you help me out too? I have 3k in debt I cannot get rid of at all because my job pays shit

Don't get sick next time fool.

Because im only 22 and id like to buy a house someday.

I've sold everything except my computer, which is a hunk of shit.

Different guy my man.

Ill keep that in mind.

Roll dubs and I give op $200.

Come on now man, no need to kick a guy while hes down.

That means you have to give this guy $200 OP because he got dubs. Tough luck

Well, you rolled dubs, does that count?

>Also op

Im in a shitty situation aswell, but not as bad as you.

19 make about 1200 a month.

0 credit

Want a motercycle, but cant get a 2500 loan.

I am fullly capable of paying for the loan.

How do I get $2500

File for bankruptcy. Worked great for me when a hospital refused to deal on payment plan. Bought a house two years later.

Start doing side work for cash like home improvement stuff.

Just save your money and pay for it outright, loans are bad news. Especially ones that small.

I work 35-40 hours a week and Im a full time college student lol. I take 18 credit hours.

If a crsdit union/ bank would hook me up I dont mind paying 35% intrest.

One month? Probably not. Can you move home with a relative or friend for a few months, year and save your $$$ / quickly slash down the debt? Bankruptcy isn't the end of the world, honestly and besides - if you can't pay off ten grand in medical bills in the foreseeable future with the job you have now, getting a home probably is t in the cards anyway.

Ill lose everything tho. I have worked so hard to get my credit score to where its at.

The surrounding areas are very wealthy, there are so many fucking contractors. I can't compete. I even swing by the local church and charge next to nothing for insane labor. But people just don't need it.

You don't lose everything. It's lean for a bit, but then it made the biggest difference. Pulled my bacon out of the fire.

Join the Reserves - coast guard, Air Force, Army, etc. that'll cover most if not all your college tuition and give you some extra money

Well, i might lose my job. They are doing mass lay offs. I already had to get rid of my apartment. Thank god is was a month to month. Im back in with family. And i know that it's not gonna happen anytime soon, but id like to maintain my credit score.

Not op.

Filing bankruptcy is not that easy. Especially if you are only in debt 10-20k. I have looked into it. I just am not making enough to make the monthly payments. And these fuckers are gonna start garnishing me.

Buy a new house. Acomplished goal 1

Hire expensive contractor to hookup heated floors.

Set house on fire a week later.

Sue contrator, put him out of buissines.

You now have $10k and you can go get a a new house.

You might need a family member to die in the fire to win the law suit.

Plus you can get a life insurance claim and buy a new truck.

Hope that helped.

just save man, manage what you can. don't let nothing get to you.

hope everything works out.

It's [email protected] please let me know when you send $
i appreciate it

"Without breaking the law" But ive honestly thought about insurance fraud.

So you're already working and don't have any more time to work, and you want to make $10k while also not doing anything illegal? What kind of advice did you think you were going to get?

I sent $1. Reply with the name on the paypal account that sent you money. I want to confirm before I send 10k to a random.

Point taken. I was hoping someone would have some magical fucking advice i guess. Like i said user, im fucking desperate.

>Also op

Is not op.

But feel free to send whoever you want money.

Worked great for me. I set fireworks off in my car when I was going down the interstate. My trans was going out and I still owed a bunch on the car.

It is easier than you think.

I

Invest in amd

I just don't know if i can. I am a good guy greg type man. I WANT to pay. I just cant.

amd?

Put your house on the market and lowball it like a motherfucker.
Shit sells quick.
Get an apartment.
Insta debt paid off.
If you don't have a house, then consider killing someone or taking out a giant loan from one of those shitty loan companies. They'll be more than happy to help you out.

You can try to take 1-2k and dump it into penny stocks.

Go for mining companys that mine for precious metals.

Look for them to drop lower than normal snd then buy all you can. When they go up 10-20 cents sell them all. You need to do this over and over. Check multiple times a day.

If you flip a stock and make 500 just save 250 and invest 1250 on more stocks. You want to set some aside for security just incase you fuck up.

I made almosy 8k in a month. But I have also lost 5k in about a week.

Hope this helps op.

At least this isnt your kid.

You can't make 10,000 in a month but you can start by repairing electronics and reselling them.
>buy $250 iphone with cracked screen
>buy $50 screen
>repair phone
>resell for $400
>congrats you made $100!

This is the best advice ive gotten. Thanks user!

Troll

This is also really solid advice, ill look into that.

Kek

If you have good credit im sure you can get a perosnal loan for 1-2k easy.

If that dosent work you can open up a debt consoladation credit card. They just pay your debt and then you pay them a smaller intrest ammount.

I grow shrooms, and every so often end up selling a kilo to a friend in Boston for $7500.

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Sell a kid. Or prostitute your wife. Everyone has to pitch in some way

Check em

Maybe not 1000 quick, but amazon's Mechanical Turk can help supplement income. Elsewise, sell your car and get a 250cc motorcycle unless you need the vehicle. I recommend the ninja 250, get a kawi instead of a cheap chinese knockoff. They can be had on craigslist for cheapish, plus you get happy riding a bike, especially a 250. Otherwise, maybe buy some stuff listed on "deals websites" and resell on amazon/ebay. hell, look up retail arbitrage how to and i'm sure you can help supplement ur income that way.

good luck. I was in your situation and learned the lessons it taught me. Now i got 50g in savings (albeit not much compared to what i could have). You can do this, Sup Forumsro.

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just buy an older ninja 250 off craigslist. MAKE SURE IT HAS TITLE, and if you got insurance, you're good. No need to spend 2500, just get a 1200$ ninja. theyre fun as hell, im seriously considering getting one in addition to my s1krr. I started on an r6 but damn those 250s are fun.

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+1 OP.
it may be just an out but you can make a decent living and if you stay careful you can invest/save a nice amount.

kek

get good credit

give me luck binary

yes, tell them to fuck off.
say exactly this

"I no longer wish to communicate via phone please direct all correspondence to this address"
give them an address then change your number.
then change it carriers and change your number again
you will never get another phone call.
once you have enough saved up declare bankruptcy your credit score will probably go up

>Set house on fire a week later.
Right, because there's no such thing as an Arson Investigator.

Unless you have something valuable to sell, I can't think of any way you can make that kind of money in 1 month. If you go out trying to earn it, you actually need to make significantly more than $10k because of taxes.

$10k is way too much to ask for your employer to advance you, even the best employer is not going to advance you more than 2 paychecks and that's assuming you already make $120k a year (which you don't, or you wouldn't need to come up with $10k in a month).

Look around your house and garage and drive way and sell it all for pennies on the dollar. People won't want your couch or your bed but they may want the computer you're writing this on right now, and they probably want your flatscreen TV and your video games and your snazzy smart phone that you just had to have once upon a time.

Sell it all, including whatever car you drive, and take the bus until you get back on your feet.

If when you're done, you have still any possession that you think you just can't live without, you haven't tried hard enough.

Good luck and don't be a pussy about it. If you really mean it, you'll sell it all.

This is why i dont want kids. If they come out like that you're fucked. No money, no time.

Youre literally working for cents an hour doing that mechanical turk shit. Not worth it at all, you would be extremely luck to make 200 bucks at the end of the month.

depends on your choices. made 250 a week my 3rd week.
idk how long it's been since you tried it, but there's a whole community out there now. guides, scripts, etc.

Moto bros in here. My buddy convinced me to get a grom along with my r3 after riding his for a while.

oh man, i've never tried a grom. kinda wanted to, since the ninja is like a big grom and its so fun...
How do you like yours?

Limit your expenses, pay back little by little

prostitute yourself. I shit you not
I did an online escort service and made hundreds of dollars easily. You might not get 10000 "quickly" but you can make easy cash. You dont even have to fuck dudes, plenty of lonely, 5/10s out there looking for some loving

Not my grom, but probably gonna get one. Rode his while he rode on my R3. Super fun to just generally ride around on. Wouldn't use as a daily driver but more of a "lets just dick around on stuff"

oh yeah. sounds like my kinda bike lol. might go with the z125 because I'm a Yammie/Kawi/Beemer fanboy.

Lmao Yamaha makes great bikes. One day I'll get an R6 and finally go out and shred some tracks.Although, not as much as a litre bike, but then again, slowly making my way towards there.

An R6 isn't as scary as some make it seem, although maybe that's because I'd been riding dirt for a long time. just a little more throttle control is all that's needed.

I've only been riding for about 9 months, not much prior experience with riding other than buddies dirt bikes, so can only go so fast. But I did my research on bikes about a year ago and decided on an R3, don't regret it, riding is really addicting though.

lets see, you can take out a 10k loan and go play black jack.

Yeah, I totally get it. Of course wait until you're comfortable, I'm just saying it's not as bad as some people think. Make no mistake, it will kill you, and nearly killed me several times. I've only ridden an R3 once but it was so dope.

Riding is addictive as hell, a good stress reliever. I started in the midst of really really stressful part of my life, was so nice.

Ride safe, Sup Forumsro.

Yeah man, anyways, I have to go to sleep. You take care Sup Forumsro. Good talking with you.

Calling bullshit. If you're in over your head, your score is fucked already, medical collectors are notorious for reporting early and often. Also, seems like you might need to it college on hold and use the cash to pay your loan instead of tuition. And who the fuck doesn't try a gofundme except and asshole with no friends? Join the army or some shit if you're really that hard up, fucking cuntniggerbitchass mongoloid

Get Acorns
Wait for NAK to drop 20 cents or so
Buy a shitload of shares
Sell when it goes back up
Also keep an eye on APTO. 2 bucks a share doing studies on cancer drugs. If all goes well stock price will jump

Robinhood, not acorns

Work out a payment plan and negotiate your bill down. I work for a hospital and this literally gets done every day. And if your bills have already been sent to collections, they usually will negotiate even more than the hospital.