Autism stories?

Autism stories?

I'll greentext

>be me
>18, senior in high school
>last week of school, everyone excited
>sitting at lunch with friends, talking about whatever bullshit
>friend starts throwing goldfish
>get ganged up on and more friends are throwing goldfish at me
>mean to say "stop"
>don't say "stop"
>instead say "nigger"
>keep saying "nigger" at increasing volume
>one black girl at a table near us leaves
>at end of lunch period, lunch man takes me to office
>dean talks to me, says I won't walk at graduation or be allowed to go to prom
>I make written statement, they call my mom, etc
>get off with just having ISS during lunch for the rest of the year (literally 4 days)
>mfw

>be me
>read OP's tale
>have a friend that has done this exact same thing
>think to myself "it must be him"
>Realize my only friend is OP
>mfw

>be me
>sitting at home eating smegma butter
>shovel big scoop of butter into my slimy mouth while watching "big man jumps pants" on television
>man on phone ring
>I pick up and say
>"who is this calling at such late time?"
>realize it was the dog on the phone
>mfw dog on phone interrupts smegma butter and jump man pants by calling pjotr!

god is dog backwards

We were long time friends, never had our relationships line up so we were single at the same time. Finally did at one point, we had sex a few times after cuddling and that sort of thing. Always had some sexual tension between us

Super cute girl, little extra, long blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'7" , we were both 18 at the time.

>Cuddling on bed
>Turns into wrestling
>Keep pinning her since I'm a bit bigger than her
>Starts swearing at me with a smile on her face
>Tries to bite and slap me
>Have per pinned by her wrists, me on top, looking at her face
>she spits in my face
>I'd pinned her before, she never spat
>Makes me really angry, I take a hand away from her wrist to wipe away the spit
>she immediately slaps me
>Immediately grab her by the throat and pin her to the bed
>legitimately angry she would do that
>tell her to apologize
>choked "Fuck you" with a coy smile
>Don't even know how to react
>Instinct or some shit just tells me to use her
>Pull her pants off her fat ass, struggle to get her shirt over her head and her bra off her huge boobs
>Es or something crazy
>throw clothes across the room
>Pin her arms above her head with one hand
>Keep other hand on her throat
>let her breathe only enough that she doesn't cough/gag too much
>fuck her soaking wet pussy bare
>don't know how else to deal with how angry I am with her
>Eventually let go of her hands and she spends the whole time feeling at the forearm of the hand I'm choking her with
>Constantly pushing my hand harder so she can't breathe at all
>She's loving every moment
>I'm not even in control anymore, just fucking her
>Push deep into her, completely choke her out
>Her hands are struggling at my forearm, squeezing, she's trying to moan, pushing her hips into me
>Filling her pussy with cum
>let go of her completely, walk off to clean myself up, leave her in the bed
>she's just lying there smiling and touching herself.

Fucked maybe a dozen more times after that. Lots of anal, lots of creampies.

>sophomore yr
>be 16 yr old fedora fag with jew fro
>cant wear hats in school so i put fedora in back pack
> hears girl in my art class talking shit about fedoras
>pulls out smashed fedora and wears it in front of her to make her feel bad
>gets yelled at by teacher
>buts smashed fedora back in my backpack
>mfw it took a few months after that day for me to get a hair cut and to stop wearing fedoras

>be me
>ultra competitive marathon runner
>train for Boston
>no one will beat me
>confidence.jpeg
>race day
>confidence builds
>race starts
>I do bad
>people passing me left and right
>near finish line
>gotta beat these losers ahead of me
>they all die
>I run through that shit like a champ
>mfw

Hey there ya' big fat fuckin' lying faggot! This is an autism thread, don't come here to spew your non-existent fantasies!

Nice porn script.

>be me
>8
>acting up around house a lot, wouldn't speak to any family members and talked to myself all the time
>mom took be to doctors
>doctor diagnoses me with autism
Shit was crazy man

Glad to know my life is good enough to seem fake, yolo though right?

Why are you posting a 'Things that never happened' story in an autism story thread?

I'm not sure whether the most autistic thing in this thread is the fact that you fabricated this entire story or the fact that you posted it in an autism stories thread in order to get some self validation of a bunch or random autists on Sup Forums.
Your entire life is an autism story.

>be me
>on a bus into town
>sitting downstairs near the door
>see two old get on
>I'll stand up to offer my seat
>Standing near the door on the bus
>old people continue to stand also
>Get off at next stop because can't walk back to my seat
>15 stops away from my destination

That's rough man

I would've done the same thing man

It was
I do the most autistic things on the bus

>Stand up too early
>Get off anyway

or

>Press stop button too early
>Get off anyway

Do this shit all the time.
The autist life is tough.

kek ok, this happened in my 2nd year of primary school

>be 6 years old, at school
>every friday we could have sausage and chips for lunch, shit was bawss
>be walking back from assembly in single file
>suddenly i get the urge to throw up
>somehow get it into my head that i can just throw up as i'm walking back and no-one will know it's me
in my head, the people in front of me wouldn't even know that anyone had thrown up, and the people behind me wouldn't know which of the people in front of them had been throwing up
>periodically vomit the entire way walking back from assembly
>everybody knows, gives me weird as fuck looks
>teacher asks me if i need to go to the sick bay
>'no, why would i?'
>get sent home

bamping for autism

Bump

same

>be me
>16
>there's this girl i'd been talking to
>solid 7/10
>she's sort of friends with my sister
> my sister tells me that she told her that she likes me
>fuckyeah.png
>we're talking one day at an afterschool club place
>she asks "what was your first impression of me"
>first time I met her was in drama in freshman year
>didn't think much of her back then
>decide to tell her how disgusted I was at myself freshman year in that I didn't appreciate her as much as I do now
>comes out as "I thought you were ugly"
>realize that might have not been the best wording
>can't say "just kidding". she'd know I wasn't
>try and explain myself like a retard
>she responds with "ok"
>her mom picks her up soon after that
>several hours later I'm doing homework
>get a message from one of her friends
>she was in tears
>mfw I made the only girl I ever had a chance with cry

>be me, at school
>around 6 as well
>already beta as fuck, already getting anxiety, getting nightmares about being embarassed at school as shit
>sitting crosslegged in class, damn it's getting pretty hot in here
>decide to take my sweater off
>shit comes off at the same time
>sitting in class with no shirt on
>childscream.wav
>literally balling in the middle of class
>run out of class
>leave my shirt and jumper behind
>have to run back into class to get my clothes
>run back out
>hide in toilet until teacher comes to get me

fucking hated school

My girlfriend is a little special

>be me
>16
>gf is 16
>tell her we should have some fun ;)))
>She comes to my place
>We've done shit before, tell her to be a little dominant
>she tries, not doing so well
>"Come on, be more dominant!"
>Looks at me in the eyes
>"Fuck you"
>smiles waiting for approval
>keks
>push her off and laugh for hours

>Be me
>The end

kek

Kek

Rip dude.

Greentext thread?
this one's autistic
>be me
>beta as fuck
>in class one day, see girl I like
>I don't have a chance with her but still have a crush.
>she asks me for a pencil
>Hand her the pencil and say "thankwelcomeyou"
>Hasn't looked at me since.

now ive got a boner

>>"no why would i"
top kek