Waifu claiming thread.
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>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Oh right. Subway right?
No blood for the blood God? What about milk for the cornflakes?
Necrons are where it's at though
Hire the lazy guys, they find the easy way to do the work
I wonder how I knew?
But you are r00dbie! You're suppose to be r00d
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If trips post slightly lewd
Calamity-going-to-bed-masu'd
BEATING KYOUKO?
Claiming Felix
True as hell
>For example me.
>Penny Claim
Claimu
Miho claimed
Umi claimed
Whats up my dudes
Still here
(Ruby)
>nice trips
I have class tomorrow morning, don't want to stay up too late
Kyouko is fast but I don't think he can outbake me while sleeping.
Mobile a shit edition.
Claiming
Howdy boys
Test for file size
Mami from discord right?
Oh I see
Can you let a cpu play him in VS?
Does he go ham then? With the teleports?
It sounds like it, but only two bolts are reasonable
Kinda makes me wanna play, sounds so cool to outplay with.
Yea, enjoy that
You'll be missing it when you start doing stuff i swear.
Oop. Another new thread.
I demand lewds of all the waifus above me.
Your point? Penny still is a trap.
Claim and good night. Good conversation tonight!
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
There going quick tonight.
Yeah.
(Penny)
Being literally autistic is a burden on one's love life. I may have a certain way with language but I have a hard time expressing my feelings in anything other than direct statements and have a hard time understanding others when they express their feelings in such ways. The simplest, most direct statement is HUGS. It drives me nuts. I have an enormous vocabulary and can't find more than a couple of ways to tell someone I love them without being cornier than Kansas.
A sexy.
yes kek
ill be posting with diamond on the file name
Fuck opening the porn folder on my phone in the train hella dicey
She used to be your ex-gf until, You know... You shot her.
Anyway, do you accept the charges?
>!Kaiou-sama!
hello fellow no life
how big is it?
Its a really fun game, each character has their own personal skills and weapons available to them and their cool ass gadgets.
Literally how?
Just remember, corny can be cute!
I suppose so, why not.
That's what i meant actually, he still attacks but that's how he likes to move about, probably depends who he's up against but he does that with Marth clones.
Claimed.
Claimed
Mami!
Kitty
Bby!
Your little rant was kinda qt.
Get in voice dude
Have to wake up in 2 hours and I'd love to say but sleep is for the weak and I'm a pussy
I'll leave you with my cutest picture according to some
Later
still here
and
i should at least do something anything
Nah not too bad. I'm just spacey.
I'm tired enough to want to be lethargic, but not tired enough to fall asleep, it seems.
goodnight
physical contact is the best way to love I hate hugging my mom or dad so im starved for huggs need them soo fucking bad
I hate some Dark Souls bosses
S U P E R Q T
Fran
She says the following:
>It was just a prank bro there was a hidden camera on Tacticool bro he was in on it.
That will be your eternal soul OR...
For a limited time only...
A lewd of your waifu
Heya
Take my soul friend, no lewds ^^
Hello
night
took my waifu right as I got in here
pic related: my wall
Goodnight, Yuno!
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Okay, well, see ya.
!Kaiou-sama! Out
Is tulpabro here?
I'm sorry I couldn't help you today
Those are some sexy feetsies
Wish i was sleepy. I got up at 6pm.....
esdeath is
PENENNNNYNNYY IM SOOOOO COOOOLDDDD! WHYYY DID U NOOOO SCOPE ME?
Fuck off if he was here he would've said
Why wont senpai notice me
Kek.
If that's really your wall, i'm quite jealous. That's nice.
It just makes me cringe at myself.
Actually? I just rant about dumb shit a lot.
I hate my mother in a way that I usually reserve for Hitler and people who don't clean up after their dogs on the sidewalk. Same for my magical, estranged child molester of a father.
She looks live man. Just look at her defined jawline. Her masculine shoulders, etc. She is a man
@702872135
Have you tried being interesting or attempting communication?
Nico Nico Nii~
Aren't u a grill?
because senpai noticed me
lol fucking what, this is new to me
August was a good month for nutters
nice feet
ye I dont like my dad he was a huge dick to me and my mom has her own problems she put on me I guess in a way I hate them but
>people who dont pick up thier dog shit
Because i wasnt on thread til now
Hello little nico
Thanks, and yeah it is my wall, I really liked the photo so I had to buy it
Try /lozg/ if it's still up.
Missed this one completely, saved
I missed you in the last one
But it's qt how involved you seem to get
Ay
Now now user, that would be a reverse trap, but no, Penny doesn't look like a dude.
>Small chin, feminine cheekbones, soft, large lips, feminine smile, small shoulder width
Definitely a chick, now if you wanna see a defined fucking jawline, look at this motherfucker: stardewvalleywiki.com
Wew fucking lad
Yeah, I use to be like that until I started getting REALLY poetic, after that I used a lot of memes to describe my feelings. Kek.
Smugger
im not a nutter my therapist said im fine jus different
what a quick response :) I don't see why my answer matters.
Heya poptart, how are you love?
/lozg/ died unfortunately, so I can't find him there.
>isn't crazy
>has to see a shrink
>damage control to keep the nutter passive
What's up Shinoa?
At least tulpabro didn't need a therapist. He seemed kinda chill
>if Female
Tits or GTFO
>if Anonymous
Enjoy your stay in waifu
I fucked my shrink
Hello
you're friggin mental
You need a straight jacket
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So apparently my shit can summon firemen. Heres the full tale
>be me
>at work
>offsider had just gone to the toilet
>working one docket
>suddenly need to fart
>try to squish it out
>ohgodthatsnofart.png
>run to the toilet
>empty niagra falls of watery shit due to MRI prep and drinking 4L of fluids before 9am
>come back to kitchen
>offsider just got in
>fire alert blaring
>ohshitnig
>fire warden arrives
>'nah, just a piece of bread'
>alarm keeps going
>5 minutes later, flashing lights outside
>firemen have a laugh at the piece of bread that disintegrated and turn off the alarm
And thats how my shit summoned the fire brigade.
>He seemed kinda chill
Thanks.
anyone have esdeaths og stuff like back when we didnt know how much of a psycho he was that one rant where he wants to kill his neighbors or something?
Lmao
Pennz!
Poptart? I miss smuglord already lol. Im doing fine. Went out and getting another job lol. You doing good?
Yo yuuki! He said he'll work on it and maybe others since he hasn't done it in a while
Hey mimi
Well I'm here now!
All I'm doing at the moment is playing Deus Ex Mankind Divided and talking to Galil-chan on Telegram
How come you aren't over on Sup Forums? We have a cosy Eva thread and I was hoping to chat.
They're... Crappy people.
In my long, semi-psychotic ranting?
I'd never get away with it because I have a hard time hiding my power levels.
>know difference between assault and battle rifles
>know what an intermediate round is
>know the difference between SMGs, assault rifles and machine guns
>live in Canuckistan, be lucky if anyone knows their asshole from a 2-bore
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I'll stick around without showing my breasts thanks
>I bet your forehead looks like a stack of bcukwheat pancakes
>wheeze
And hey that's good! Where you gonna try to work at?
Deus Vult?
I've mostly just been working to be perfectly honest. Although, I did have yesterday off. We went to the beach.
Nice
K-mart
>I'll stick around without showing my breasts thank
What a shame.
No, it's not time to take back the Holy Land yet
Soon my child, soon
I said Deus Ex