Conspiracy theories you actually belive in

Conspiracy theories you actually belive in.
I'll start: chemtrails

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Menopause is a myth

I believe the moon landing was actually faked and filmed -not on the moon, not even earth, but - on Venus

Obama caused 9/11

Nazis escaped to the center of the earth and run the EU from there

9/11, illuminati, Elvis still alive

Barenstain bears

explain how they are real.

Are you stupid? Everybody knows it was filmed on the sun

Rothschild conspiracy

No man it was Hillary, come on man we blame EVERYTHING on Hillary these days!

The Vatican murdered their own pope.

the grand minions conspiracy.

dude same

That's not a conspiracy, they run the World Bank. They're just very good at keeping people ignorant and complacent

As far as conspiracy theories, there's no doubt in my mind 9/11 was an inside job. The Pentagon has more cameras per square meter than any other building on earth and one potato camera caught one frame of an entire fucking jumbo jet?

No.

Nigga why, that's the least likely of all the conspiracies.

Operation Paperclip was a lie, oh wait, that was true.!

Operation Gladio is a lie, no wait that's true too!


wait lemme think here

Skinwalkers

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yeah man i agree with you 100% a fucking shiet tape that was confiscated.

never mind this BS where are the dick girls? this is /b!

Denver airport

Close, they went to Antarctica and are living underground and under the ice there

I grew up at the base of Mt. Weather. It is true FEMA runs it now but back in the day it used to be all high level military with command and control. My dad did work inside it when I was a kid. It goes several stories underground, seven if I remember correctly. It also has a road that goes into the mountain. You can't see a thing from the road. High fences with screens everywhere. When I was a kid my friends and I were drunk and jumped out of the car and took a dump in the middle of the road in front of the security cameras. We got away but not before one of the typical blacked out Chevy Suburbans gave us a chase but let us go. I can remember after 9-11 when FEMA offically took it over they did a load of construction up there and changed some stuff. We always used to know when the big events were going on before they hit the news because the place would be lit up like Christmas with more people and helicopters coming and going. It's also the main reason why RT 7 is a 4 lane highway all the way out there. Before all the suburban sprawl it didn't make much sense to have a massive highway for no reason...except to drive large equipment and land planes on lol.

The ZOG run media is poisoning white American's minds with racemixing, faggotry and socialism to make us weak, stupid and easy to control so we'll continue to fight their wars for them

Not sure if that even qualifies as a conspiracy theory since it's the single most obvious agenda on the planet.

Why do people always pick paperclip? That's like the most tame of the admitted programs that we've done. Gladio is pretty insane though.

What ever happened to ebola?

cuz it means USA didnt invent its rocket program but had the Germans create it

how about
MK-ULTRA: In the 1950s to the 1970s, the CIA ran a mind-control project aimed at finding a “truth serum” to use on communist spies.

I think people are more into it because we got info from Nazi scientists.

The thing is, there are several way crazier operations. From 1953-1975, several different mind blowing real conspiracies happened and have been revealed that have been memory holed.

Egypt rules the world, not the egypt we have come to know. But the former empire, (the one on the dollar bill pictured) and or the new world order/illuminatti/the 13/freemasons/rothchilds/rockefellers all other names they go by and their secret societies and plans like chem trail tests population control lack of food for certain areas hello nato where are you? Using puppets they choose to be stand in presidents/prime ministers until they decide who will be pharaoh of the whole world...no not a/the queen but a true king. Prob a makeup wearing whole body shaving cuckhold bisexual with paint on eye brows. Sorry for the rambling, but true story just saying all seriousness here...

Fun fact, that one was de-classified as a distraction under operation Dormouse.

Artichoke was the more successful mind control project revealed to the public.

Not joking at all
>people can buy their own public deaths
>there are absolutely no channels on television that will ever teach you how to repair any aspect of a car, do any complex chemistry, hunt, kill, gut, and clean your own food, recognize common diseases that show visible symptoms without the need for actual testing, cure common ailments with over the counter or alternative remedies, build necessary tools, weapons, or equipment, or a necessary diet, lifestyle, and workout routine to live a healthy life.
>There is no racism, there is only sexism and classism: you're a either a rich bitch or a broke asshole.
>Women actually do run the world, but other women have put men in their place as a means of keeping the world honest.
>Everything is designed to make you weak in every way possible.
>Nobody is actually your friend, they just want the favor of the people who care about you.
>drugs are only as bad as the amount of people who know you do them.

Well Egypt was just a refuge of Atlantis

Plato's account of Atlantis was taken from Egyptians..

Rodger did Isla Vista for Jewish conspiracy and is not dead.

>drugs are only as bad as the amount of people who know you do them.

Lol K dude. Keep going with that attitude and let me know how you are in 5 years.

Trump is a sockpuppet of the Hillary Clinton campaign, and they also threatened the lives of Bernie Sanders' family in order to get his endorsement.

>I believe it, and I'm clearly a rational person, because I know I am. That means that I came to my conclusions using rationality and reason, not racism and hate. I'm enlightened.

This is what Sup Forums believes. You're all insecure idiots.

>racemixing

Humans having sex with other humans is wrong why? Different skin color? Oh, so you're racist. Well I gotta tell you, I've met black people. Mexicans, Indians, and middle-eastern people who are more intelligent and interesting than you. It's no wonder nobody will fuck you, and you're upset about it.

As for "faggotry", what is one meaningful argument against homosexuality? What do you think Jews would gain from pressing gay rights and acceptance?

And the people who support socialism are the ones who have seen the negative side of capitalism. You can blame them for being lazy or stupid, but you'd be wrong. Something tells me you're either a NEET, or some idiotic uneducated Trump supporter who "did his research" and believed everything he read on Sup Forums and r/conspiracy. You're pathetic.

Operation Northwoods
1990 Testimony of Nayirah
Counter Intelligence Programs Against Activists in the 60s
CIA Drug Running in LA


all true, I can go on for hours but Im pissed off already

What do you consider a bad drug?
What if it's weed ONLY?

Usually when people say drugs, they aren't just talking about bud.

Mockingbird too.

I've gone beyond the part where I'm pissed about this. No one knows, no one seems to care, nothing I can do about it.

The world is becoming more liberal? Must be the jews.

I don't even drink anymore since 2012
I recently quit cigarettes within this past year
only shit I do is smoke weed
and I got that shit down to a science.

Well kind of sort of, this, but the presidential bloodline theory.
> Every emperor of Rome traced their blood back to Egypt
> Every great king of Europe traced their blood back to the Emperors of Rome
> Every election in the US has been won by the person with most blood ties to European kings, particularly Charlemagne
Shits crazy, and even ancestry.com has reported it as true.

It's not becoming more liberal by the meaningful definitions. It's only becoming more liberal if you think identity politics are end all be all of leftism.

Income inequality is colossal.

Good for you man, I assumed you were blowing coke and molly every weekend.

I think immortality has been achieved by some feat of genetic engineering that the public isn't aware of yet and the global elite have had access to it for years. I have no evidence to back this claim up whatsoever, it's just the first goal I'd work towards were I in that position of power.

Anyone care to give me a ru down on gladio?

Intelligence agencies and shadow workers for the government abduct our citizens and perform various forms of experiments on their bodies.

That explains why they are never found.

Also, aliens are real, but Area 51 is a bullshit distraction. The real deal is in an undisclosed location and underground.

Trump was paid to say the stupidest shit during the election so Hillary would win but they underestimated how stupid America is

Could you go on a rant about one or two of you're favorite secret gov operations? I like to stay informed

Governments are systematically making us unable to fend for ourselves in preparation for a planned operation in which they make us entirely dependant on the system. I mean things like making it illegal to live sustainably off the grid, illegal to prepare millitarily, and making us sick through shit food and 'media'.

Think about the commonalities between 'media' and 'mediation'. I think the hollywood complex is in league with them, so for example showing this massive influx of zombie shows and movies prepares our reactions subconciously so that we act in predictable ways when these mediated scenarios actually happen in real life.

I believe vaccines (while they do defend against illness, maybe these illnesses have been created or embellished by the mysterious 'they') probably have other things included that lie dormant and can be activated with the introduction of other compunds, which when the walls close in they can present as 'compulsory vaccines', triggering these dormant compunds which have already been introduced.

Chemtrails, Illuminati, I believe the whole lot.
The way we live isn't natural.

I can get weirder with it if you want but I think you probably have enough to laugh at already.

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Nah, I don't like talking shit about them. I know my place. They rule us and that's fine.

Remember those multiple scattered stories of people stripping down, needing ice cream or something to cool themselves, and eating faces in blind rage? None of those cases actually turned out to be bath salts, that was found out to be a myth.

Hillary hammered out a deal to sell arms and uranium to foreign countries. Her foundation accepted between 50 million and 100 million dollars from the Russian government. After she signed off on allowing Russia to buy the company "Uranium one" they assumed control of 100 percent of the companies stock and now they are mining uranium in wyoming and funneling it back to a Russian shell company. The parent is called ARMZ.

That's right. Hillary sold nuclear precursor to Russia for over 100 million. One of the easiest ways the funnel it is in enormous fake travel expenses for their foundation, last year it was 36 million in travel. Her daughter also pulls close to a million is salary from the foundation. Except of course her massive travel per diem which is completely tax free.

This is a conspiracy theory I believe in, but hey, it was covered by the wall street journal and bloombergs news media as well.

The same month she signed off on the deal, they traveled to Russia and accepted a 500,000 speaking free from the Russian central bank.

That's unsettling.

They tried to blame it on weed in the original guy's system and I lmao'd

on 9/11 no plane hit the pentagon. but a bomb

People are protesting the north dakota oil pipeline saying it's about protecting water. But since north dakota is one of the world's biggest oil producers now, how does the oil get out of there and distributed? The answer?

Warren Buffet. He is the CEO of the rail company berkshire hathaway that is being paid to ship all of the oil via railroad. Berkshire hathaways operating revenue last year was 210 billion dollars. Each train shipping oil from north dakota costs between 10,000 and 30,000 gallons of diesel fuel round trip to haul it just in fuel costs.

The north dakota pipeline protests are not about native Americans or actual protestors, it's buffet and his family paying off people to protect their enormous monopoly on skimming oil profits and not redistributing the money to the locals. It's just a big money conspiracy powered by buffet and his family.

Not to be an asshole, but sources for this im intrigued

>Asking for sources makes you an asshole

Man there's no hope for Sup Forums.

Was there ever hope

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Skin walkers are real. Just not mystical magic beings.

That there ARE girls on the Internet.

C U C K. A L E R T.

Prove it faggot

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There is a difference between homosexuality and faggotry cuck boi

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Black people aren't genetically on par with other humans. In fact, they're remarkably inferior sub-humans. Keeping them around and propagating their "culture" keeps people distracted from how bad we're all being fucked by the über-wealthy elite.

No, all lives don't matter because black lives do not matter at all.

That you can use magic on the internet to cause feels.

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Have some more feels Sup Forums, you look lonely. You deserve them.

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>Berenstein

Roswell crash landing.

Kek

Trips confirms it

>Humans having sex with other humans is wrong why? Different skin color? Oh, so you're racist. Well I gotta tell you, I've met black people. Mexicans, Indians, and middle-eastern people who are more intelligent and interesting than you. It's no wonder nobody will fuck you, and you're upset about it.

Protip - The uber intelligent realize that race is a social construct. It's shorthand for what the ZOG is really trying to do: prevent inbreeding.

Inbreeding in excess -is- bad, the same as excessive outbreeding is bad. Families that inbreed with cousins though have stronger connections, more similarities, and create power centers (e.g. tribes) to stand against corrupt, entrenched officials. Make every man an island unto himself by making it icky to marry someone who's even a second cousin - that's the plan.
Also, the policy was started by the Catholics to increase their stranglehold of power in Europe, it was one of the big things Martin Luther protested against.

Yep. He's a tool and NWO insider just serving his saturn satanic zionist cabal masters letting Hillary win.

The conspiracy that answers them all is in the Holy Bible.

Angels aka immortal interdimensional beings took physical form and mated with humans and animals creating hybrid races. Thats what David had to kill. What is posing as Aliens. Who controls the Illuminati. Who they are attempting to contact with Cern. Read the book and accept your salvation.

REAL red-pills

There was an Ancient Aliens episode tonight about reptilians and David Icke has been writing and talking about this conspiracy stuff. What are truthers?

You got an actual sauce on that m8?

Was there yesterday. It's horseshit. Weather balloon confirmed, even by the museum itself.

NSA surveillance is largely a red herring. The DIA receives more funding then all other intelligence agencies combined. Furthermore, they can tap into joint-projects funding, which again, is more than all other intelligence agencies combined. Closely aligned with DARPA, which receives it's own substantial budget, they have been working on the often laughed at 'internet off switch'. However, this project is real. Known as Harbinger, the goal of this project is to modulate voltage across switches to destroy network interfaces devices on the last hop. Once perfected, it would give the DoD the capability to almost instantaneously destroy the networking capability of all networked devices connected to the world wide wide web. The advent of wireless networking has complicated the process. Manufacturers of such devices are now being encouraged to increase the output capacity of their wireless transmitters to insure this project is still feasible. Consultation with the FCC and other agencies advise this action will result in serious and life threatening radiation exposure to those in procession of such devices. It is generally believe Harbinger would only be used either in a first strike capacity, or retaliation, in which case such casualties would be consider acceptable. That said, Harbinger development is ongoing, and many experts say it is impossible, despite which, the US federal government as well as other G8 nations continue to contribute significant funds to the project.

Chemtrails have got to be one of the dumbest ones. Dumping chemicals 30,000 feet in the air so SOOO totally going to make a difference to those people on the ground....

I sometimes genuinely wonder, in knowing how people do people... whether the various forms of indirect democracy are really being kept in line by people with integrity.

Just have to wonder sometimes, especially after I watch things like members of senate vote for themselves and shit. Do people just sit and figure out ways to pass bullshit bills because there's an ante out there that says they can't?

Who the fuck is helping run (insert one of the two NA countries here)?

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Some spooky stuff about CERN
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PLEASE WATCH WITH OPEN MIND.

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Courteney Love 100% hired a hitman to kill Kurt Cobain. Pic related, the shotgun he allegedly used to commit suicide. His arms were not long enough to pull the trigger with the barrel in his mouth, and he was wearing shoes when found dead. Also a ton of other reasons pointing to how and why he didn't kill himself and Courtney did.

But they had to film it at night

I might not get the story right but here goes

In Vietnam I think, high altitude planes released silver iodine into the clouds, causing it to rain, their goal was to slow down Vietnamese supply convoys. Cool story about manipulating the weather.

lol do you even know what the world bank is? Because i dont think you do.

I come as a not a threat, but a warning.

Shut the fuck up.

Cool story

I do actually believe that there was more to the JFK assassination than the Warren Commission found. At minimum, the House Committee on Assassinations determined that there were 4 shots fired at JFK on that day, 3 from the book depository (presumably Lee Harvey Oswald), and an additional shot (not recognized by Warren) that missed JFK and was of no consequence. The final shot wasn't important, but he fact that there were two shooters (HCA determined that the 4th shot came from a different location (grassy knoll iirc)) is important because it indicates at minimum that one other person was involved in the assassination plot (unless two different dudes independently decided to shoot at JFK at that exact moment, which I'm not really willing to buy). Now there isn't evidence beyond what I've listed, but the CIA and DoD were doing some really spooky shit back in the day. Google Operation Northwoods, a Joint Chiefs of Staff proposal to execute a false flag attack (US government founded and executed attack to be blamed on a country or terrorist group), for which JFK (as president) was the only person to oppose (and as a result nixed it). There were a bunch of people who really wanted someone who would play ball in charge (basically a party stooge like LBJ who had a long history in politics and knew how to play the game) instead of this 'kid,' Kennedy. On top of this the US gov really wanted to invade Vietnam, then Gulf of Tonken happened shortly after LBJ took over and LBJ used it (which was actually known to be unrelated to Communists by the NSA (at minimum) when war was declared - Daniel Ellsburg actually released this with the Pentagon Papers).

I can go on, but there's a bunch of spooky shit and a handful of actual pieces of evidence

Yeah, this isnt possible. Even when ancient Egypt existed, it ended up being ruled by a foreign dynasty for hundreds of years before being a Roman territory for hundreds more before being completely conquered by Islamic marauders hundreds of years after that. This was a millenium and a half ago. So yeah, read a book sometime

>implying i'm not being instructed to post this information as counter intelligence

go fuck a donkey, jar head

here's another one for you:

>The Ricin Contigency
>Ricin is a highly toxic, naturally occurring lectin produced in the seeds of the castor oil plant
Ricin is a very toxic substance easily extracted from plant matter. During the 1950s, The Ricin Contingency was put in place; in the event of widespread communist revolution Ricin would be added to the water supply to poison the rebellious masses. As the North American population swelled, the amounts of Ricin stockpiled became insufficient. However, the the process of refining bio-fuel creates significant amounts of Ricin, enough to supplement that which is created and stored by existing agricultural enterprises loyal to the DoD. While bio-fuel is largely under utilized and unsatisfactory for moving heavy military and industrial machinery, it's referining process continues to produce the toxin essential to the Ricin Contingency, for which the US federal government supplements bio-fuel producers for their manufacturing costs.