Medal standings without swimming:

Medal standings without swimming:
>China: 12g 8s 13b
>Germany: 8g 4s 3b
>USA: 7g 8s 7b
>UK: 7g 6s 6b
>Russia: 5g 9s 8b
>France: 5g 8s 5b
>Japan: 5g 1s 11b

Really makes you think.

>retroactively moving the goalposts to get he results you want

Really makes you ponder

>Still no Brazil

what if you remove swimming and women's medals?

kek

better start learning how to swim better.

>population over 300 million
>richest country in the world
>beaten by Germany without splish splash

Why is the USA so terrible at sport?

>Medal standings without competition that people have won medals in
It's like saying
>Brazil's poverty rate isn't actually that high if we don't count all of the poor people

Stage 1:
Per capita

Stage 2:
Systemic untraceable doping

Stage 3:
Too many swimming events (You are here)

Stage 4:
Basketball shouldn't be in the Olympics

Stage 5:
Too many track + field events

Stage 6:
China will destroy the US in the next Olympics

Stage 7:
No one cares about the Olympics anyways

Instead of complaining about how Americans dominate swimming, athletes from other countries could dedicate more effort to swimming, couldn't they?

>Moving the goalposts
It's literally just one sport. And we've evolved to land mammals. We're not fucking fish.

WE ABOVE AMERICA NOW

Obviously too poor to afford pools.

>>population over 300 million
It's nearly 400 million.
Embarrassing really.

It's like if Britain were 7 times bigger than it is currently.

If you take away every country's best event, the US is still on top

70% of the world is water bruh
I suppose you've forgotten because you don't rules the waves anymore.

>the same variation of thread has been posted a hundred times by one proxy user
>still get replies

How do they do it?

Theyll bitch about gymnastics too when we dom them. Foreigners are forever in damage control

>And we've evolved to land mammals. We're not fucking fish.
I hope you're aware of just how many land mammals can fucking swimming. This is the level of mental gymnastics we're on.

No athlete should get more than 3 medals for the same sport

>complain about swimming
>dressage is still allowed because archaic IOC skeletons decide what sports are in
>blame America

Where's Brazil then?

my favorite was when women's soccer didn't mean anything till america was out.

71% of the world's surface is water.
Less than 1% of the world is water.

>Ameriswims

I think we can all agree that Track & Field medals are the only relevant medals.

holy kek my sides

I think you mean no sport should have more than 3 events.

Swimming for example

1. 100m
2. 400m
3. 800m

Male and Female versions.

Done.
End of.
Move on to the next sport.

Running
1. 100m
2. 800m
3. 1500m

Done.
Next?

And so on.

Having different events for 200m butterfly, 100m breast stroke, 400m freestyle etc. is way too specific and is no proper measure of an athlete

It doesn't make you an Olympic champion because you practiced one specific event for 6 years. It just makes you autistic.

USA lobbied for all those swimming events, right?
Can't be another reason as it's boring af to watch

There's at least 3 or 4 more stages of they're all women, or niggers or only sports the US plays

lel

Sorry, but showing that you are aware of the truth, doesn't really mean anything. These are all perfectly valid observations except the last two which nobody says anyway.

1, 3, 4, 5 are particularly relevant

>nearly 400 million
~320 million doesn't round to 400 million

Wow 99% of the world is rock lets have an olympic mining event

Swimming has too many events but atleast they aren't farming medals in horse dancing like Germany

Our women already did, kinda a pyrrhic victory though since our team turned gymnastics from, "look at the cute girls doing graceful flippy shit" into, "wow, they're like dudes with all muscularity and athleticism but no grace"

China would have 9g without Swimming and Diving, and have 2 medals from literally table tennis

Germany is farming medals in horse dancing

It was 360 million in 2010.

Are you retarded or something

Full credit to the USA, but swimming is gay as fuck. I have more respect for the gooks who pick up medals in ping pong than Michael Phelps.

Your country looks bad when you post shit like this bong

stage 7 is stage 1 though

still got 4 events left for womens gymnastics

nice argument.

I've actually never noticed how stupid this is before.Thanks you ass-blasted Aussies and Bongs for opening my eyes.

I have more respect for the gooks who pick up medals in ping pong than Michael Phelps.

>BR?BR?BR?
>huehueheuheueh

basically this post,
butthurt brazilians
how many medals have you won
xDDDDDDDDDD

xD

Synchronized swimming needs to go too.
Again, thank you for opening my eyes with your impotent rage.

They need to add the 1500m back.

>World Bank
>United States Census Bureau
>2014

>Are you retarded
No but you are. I'd say the population of the US is comfortably hitting 400mill by this point.

NZ has been disappointing for may of us.

We've dropped 3 golds that we thought were ours. Not robbed, just couldn't get it done on the day despite being favourites. We actually expected to finish top 10 this year, we're sitting at 14th.

But as always, the rowers save the day and avert total crisis.

My point is, imagine being Brazilian lol.

>I have more respect for the gooks who pick up medals in ping pong than Michael Phelps.
I genuinely don't give a shit about Phelps, don't respect him or care about him one little bit.

He swims, big deal. He's good at swimming quickly. Wow. So incredible...

I've played Sunday league football with lads who are greater athletes than he'll ever be.

>Facts are facts, but i'll just guess instead

cool!

all that tea has made you go full retard

>Guess
Uh.... I work in politics. It's my job to know. You want facts? I'm the one that creates facts. Here's a fact, you're wrong!

>All this Europoor and HueHue damage control

Shambolic, America is finished.
EXPOSED

>50m freestyle

Jesus, why don't they just add a couple 25m and 75m races too.

Nah, i'm not buttuhurt and I always knew that Brazil wouldn't be top 10 even without swimming medals. I just find the arguments against the ridiculous amount of swimming events reasonable.

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Amerifat Status: BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

why they dont keep adding and subtracting 50m until there are 1000000000000 categories fucking amerifishes

Obviously you troglodytes don't like swimming, your water is green and filled with AIDS.

How would those work? A standard typical pool is 50m. Think about it..

H2o slap is not a sport

>h2o slap

this is good i like it

>My people can't swim
>It must not be a sport

You claim soccer as a sport but your country is still incredibly shit at it.
>inb4 USA has no world cups

Yeah, of course, m8.

AmericAIDS

So do Americans actually watch these events? I mean sure they're nice to brag about but don't you also think they're boring as shit?
Not that I can imagine many of us having seen horse ballet or pea shooting.

>.6%, .55%
Try again

>I work in politics

If the U.S didnt dominate these shitskin countries in swimming this would be a non isssue.

Youre going have to wait until phelps retires europoots

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Damn nigga, you made me laugh so loud

*HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

kek, well played burger

>Less than one percent

Really makes me think

we still have more medals than you with swimming removed. gold and total.