Tfw living in my comfy car eating donuts in my care-free days

>tfw living in my comfy car eating donuts in my care-free days
Why don't you live in a car, Sup Forums?

Im not legally permitted to drive a car

I don't have a car

>being underage

nice

So? You can still live in one
Aaah comfy

I can't afford cars. Or donuts.

The food of a true free man

Even got protection from wageys who don't appreciate my life style or should I say the true life style of a thinking man

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Where should I drive today? What shall I see? Should I sleep in the front or back? - questions that wagey can't even think of asking because of being a mindless wagey

Do you get autismbux?

Plenty of people in major cities with good public transportation don't have a license.

No I get depressionbux, 500+ euros
That's more than the minimum wage -290 after tax

Also because I'm homeless I get other free shit too
In total per month I get around 800-1000 euros from charity and donations lmao
Stupid wagecucks

have you banged a cutie in your car?

No he's a virgin NEET

This tilts me a bit cause I suffer from crippling mental illnesses, but never gotten any government cash cause I still feel I could do better than that.

Yes, I have
Chicks dig bad boys with cars

How are you going to swing the club around inside your car if someone gets inside?

You're exaggerating right? There is no such thing as depressionbux here, its just prescribed ssris which kill your dick. If I was to go on jsa it would only be 250 euro a month

I saged but now I want a reply before its archived go on chop chop