ITT POST YOUR SECRETS

ITT POST YOUR SECRETS

I was diagnosed with MDD and severe social anxiety disorder when I was twelve. They prescribed me 150mg of Sertraline, but I never took it because of the side affects. They all think that I've gotten better, when really I've just learnt how to hide it.

Im a little bit bored with my life.

My mother and father had procreational sex, and I'm not afraid to admit it!

I want to kill the President of the United States of America.

I wan to kill myself daily, step up to my level faggot.

I sucked a guys dick once and he sucked mine.

Kill someone

I wanna watch my wife get fucked. I want people to cum to her.

I've helped my past 3 ex gfs get fucked by a friends dog and ive loved it every time

I like traps, i say that im not gay, but im actually kind of gay

I fucked my sister in her bed when her friend was passed out next to her... we were pretty fucking drunk. I was 20 she was 25

>I wan to kill myself daily, step up to my level f

why dont you change it?

Seems kind of risky. I said bored, that not that I mean I hate my life and want to go to jail.

Get a job and a hobby

It's boring being happy all the time, wouldn't you agree. I'm an artist, I'm most creative when I'm feeling negative emotions.

Kill everyone on the planet.

I still love her. today was our anniversary but she's not here to celebrate it. I will be up late tonight thinking about it. No matter how hard I try she will never come back. She was the only one who changed me from a depressed sack of shit and she's the one who turned me back into one. You never truly know how much you have until it's gone

I have a fetish for sticking a tube up my ass hole and letting fatties sit on the other end and blow farts into my ass

What's it like to have a QT white girlfriend, Sup Forums? Seems to me, they are too overly hostile to us Indian brothas :(

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

I love pissing myself while wearing tight pants. If I do it in public it makes me feel even more naughty. The warmth of the piss feels so good and actually makes me very horny and gets me off. Anyone else?

I've wanted to fuck my cousin since she was 10

what if the antichrist never shows?

I know the government is watches

SHEEESH! Of all the shit-tier Asians, you pick that one!? KYS race traitor!

I bet your mom fucks your dad, bud.

I stole this "lesbians" bike because she stole one from my yard for drug money.

She could have sucked the money from my dick like a normal girl and still have a bike but no.

ill get back to you on that when it happens

Nothing spices up ones life like taking someone elses.

Secretly watched girl cousin undress and shower an uncountable number of times. 8/10 body

user~ Stealing bikes from dykes since '04.

I like the way cocaine smells.

Her body is so tight and sexy.

I have ED

I am George Zimmerman.

I have a foot fetish. I really like it when people like and suck on my toes. The funny thing is, I'm a straight white, cis male.

i set up a sex date for my cousin and she doesnt know it was me shes sucking him now

I'm married with kids and I regularly watch and fantasize shemale domination and gay massage porn.

HMMMM.... not bad, user.
Okay, you win this round.... for now!

Micky Arison personally fired one dude during 9/11. Carnival corp. had a mass casualty drill.

The dude canceled the drill realising its an real attack bypassing Micky.So he got sacked.

Either the porn I watch (which some of my friends probably already know about), or how I used to treat my dog like shit. Like, really bad. I don't feel comfortable admitting what I did to her, but I still remember everything, more or less.

I fuck beautiful high class escorts for fun

only true post in this thread.

Sounds like a slogan trump would use.

I'll probably live out my pathetic days never knowing. Good luck to you though, brotha. I have a feeling you have a good chance.

I'm 25 now. When I was 22 I took a young 15 y/o girl under my wing. Her father was shit so she needed someone to give her advice and what not. I never thought anything of it because we lived in different states.
Now she's 17 and very close to being 18. I've been in a committed relationship the whole time. After a couple years not hearing from her she tells me she's turning 18 soon.
She wants some fuck and I'm trying not to get party vanned but it's very tempting.
I haven't had 18 y/o pussy in at least 7 years.
When she's 18 I'm leaving who I'm with...

Don't feel bad, I've never dated/fucked an Indian chick before.

One of my best friends is dating my ex. We dated for 3 years, and have been seperate for 2 now. He refuses to tell me that they are dating, when he makes it blatently obvious that he is. It bothers hell out of me. I pretend I don't notice because I would rather have a bro than a hoe.
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Huh. Sounds like a shitty decision to make, but you do you (or her in this case).

Cheated on my ex with a girl who was a lot younger for a while before she got engaged

Now she's single again and I'm cheating on my current partner with her

Just ask him to do the favor of not being scared of being transparent with you. Tell him that it would hurt less if he would just admit it.

Trump is going to win.

It's really shitty but I'm not stable where I'm at I'm my relationship. We're fighting far too much and talking far too little.
Besides it's not every day you get Stacy without being Chad.

Depressed and considering suicide

When my wife's much hotter sister came to visit I rubbed my dick in her toothbrush

I hardscope with the svg-100

Just make sure to go after who you love instead of who you lust over. It will only hurt you and those around you in the long run if you do something you know is wrong.

Thanks man. It's been bothering the fuck out of me, and I don't really feel comfortable talking about it to people I know.

nigger

i promised my gf i'd never lie to her. been lying every day, i'm just really good at it.

Oh man, you're lucky. Last time I smashed 18yo pussy I was 15. I'm 33 now and all I get now are older women or women with children.

Been there done that. Worth it.

I'm willing to bet that unless she's dumb, she knows. Nobody can keep lying for long.

niggest.

my girlfriend and I are white. she doesn't know I'm obsessed with interracial porn

Well if you're depressed it probably isn't much of a secret.

I use my sister in laws clean panties to fap and return them hehe

I am a great magician. YOUR SHIRT IS NOW BLACK!

Mine is fake rolexes

I've been shoving a couple strips of toilet paper up my ass everyday to prevent me from shitting myself

I used to think that cum was scary so for about two years i always jizzed in my pants

I have always chased love. I was able to find someone young but a bit more relatable and caring. I like raw passion and I'm not getting it where I'm at. Let alone passion at all.
I'm done settling I found something I can be happy with.
All that has wanted me up until this point are fat girls and autismos. Feels good man.

Thanks for making me laugh

Got drunk with friends sister and undressed her when she was passed out.

Jack?

Elaborate faggot, this is anonymity.

I started experimenting with putting things up my ass when I was about 14. i don't consider myself gay but my dream is to get fucked by a hot shemale.

i just blew my load on omegle while a mexican girl watched

i tell people irl i hate pokemon when i have a stash of misty and chansey porns hidden deep in my computer

I want to fuck a girl in particular so bad but at the same time I want to break her fucking nose because she's a bitch.

Dude same

was this back in 2012?

My wife cheated on me once. This was years ago and I'm over it but I never told anyone

no literally 5 mins ago lol

Why didn't you dump that bitch? How did you find out?

I've convinced as least 4 people that Bjork is Asian

and I plan on convincing many more before I'm through

A guy sucked me, but I didn't suck him back...sucker!

I date women but I regularly strip naked, blindfold myself, and allow strangers I meet on CL to come to my flat, tie me up and fuck my mouth, throat and ass as roughly as they like. Then leave.

if you didn't suck back it doesn't count as gay

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You're pure evil, user. Pure evil.

so, are you uncle now??

Even though I signed up for it, I'm not taking the JLPT this year. That $60 will just have to be a sunk-expense. Besides, I'm becoming more interested in China anyway.

She told me the next day. We were both wasted at an event and we got in an argument and I left without her, stranding her there. Some random guy took her to a hotel and fucked her. She was sobbing and apologetic about it. I stayed with her because we had a 1 year old daughter (was staying with grandparents that night). It was fucked up and I was pretty wrecked for a while but eventually got over it. This is the first time I ever told anyone, three years later.

Shut up faggot, I bet you kiss girls.

I regret it daily, I'm such a fucking faggot... I killed my best friend over an argument... Worst part is, I didn't even get in any trouble at all.

Because I'm still living in my mother's house I can only have sex in hotel's rooms but I think I read too many shitty creepypastas and now I'm terrified that the someone tie me up and slowly kills me while filming a snuff video in some random hotel.

Used to fuck my best friends sister when she was 16 and me 24 :)

Personally, I think Voyager was and still is the best of all the Treks.

kys. TNG obviously

shhh...