Name a detective more based than Frank Columbo
Protip: you can't
Columbo
Caleb Green
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Grayson Watson
Kojack.
Hunter Reyes
You're right I can't
Evan Evans
Telly Savalas is awesome, he's my favorite Satan
Evan Long
he never ONCE macked on a chick... so how could he be BASED?
Zachary Campbell
murder she wrote
>mfw OP gets rekt in his own thread
Jack Miller
His wife is always waiting at home
Brayden Perry
Poirot by Suchet was pretty based tbqh
Tyler Hernandez
Jake Gittes
Benjamin Wright
stop using nigger terminology
Owen Anderson
Jim Rockford.
Aaron Lewis
is based a black thing? I had no idea
Xavier Robinson
>Literally psychic
checkmate
Grayson Murphy
There's even a rapper with it in his name.
Blake Price
>sloppy at solving crimes
>needs a nigger to help him with cases
Jack Brooks
isn't lazy eye a treatable condition?
what's his fucking problem?
Evan Martin
it's a glass eye.
Jacob Evans
>Frank Colombo
>Franco Columbu
How?
Jaxson Hernandez
it helps his facade of stupidity so scumbag criminals underestimate him
Parker Robinson
You called?
Nolan Jones
why would he care about macking on chicks when he has a young Janeway at home?
Andrew Perez
Is The Rockford Files worth watching? I always assumed it was something like Magnum PI
Levi Green
BEEEEOOOO WEEEEEOOOOO WAWAWAWAWA WAAAAAAAAA
Kayden Wood
Phillip Marlowe
Benjamin Robinson
Columbo would have had the case solved in the first episode.
Benjamin Howard
>Gus
>A nigger
Brayden Williams
Best detective coming through.
youtube.com
Matthew King
autists make the best detectives
Levi Long
While he is a great detective he's no TRUE detective
Hunter Gomez
Finally, we have proved ourselves to be TRUE detectives
>and who
>are you
Evan Cox
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Can't be beaten.
Isaiah Jones
Peter Falk lost his eye when he was 3 due to cancer IIRC. That's why he has a lazy eye.
In the show, Columbo also has a glass eye (or is at least blind in it).
In an episode, he says something like 'three eyes are better than one' after someone offers to help him look for something.