911, what is your emergency?

911, what is your emergency?

OP IS BEING A FAGGOT AGAIN!!

It's me, the guy who ever calls you at night because don't have friends.
How are you?

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someoen watches to much television, 911 operators haven't as nature of emergency in ages, the FIRST thing they ask nowadays is what is the LOCATION of your emergency.

internet censorship

I'm all out of Pico Pica.

Plox halp moi

I'm thinking about killing myself, and this time I MEAN IT!

I murdered my girlfriend and her bones wont desolve in the acidbath.

H-hello 9/11? I got a pair of dubs I'm not sure what to do with

police, i'd like to report an off-by-one

MOM ISNT MAKING ME CHICKEN TENDIES
IVE BEEN SCREAMING AT HER FOR 4 HOURS AND THAT BITCH ISNT BRINING ME MY PIPING HOT CHICKEN TENDIES
HOW CAN I WATCH ICARLY ON MY TRADITIONAL FAPPING THRONE WITHOUT THE SMELL OF CHICKEN TENDIES AND JUICE BOXES FILLING MY NOSTRILS???
THIS SHIT IS THE LAST STRAW

I'M GAY

i need an adult!

My celebrity crush wont answer my emails and letters

I'm David D Davidson I want to report a gay orgy at OP's house, they're bringing donkeys and hamsters too

I see couple of afro-americans walking around, could you send SWAT to shoot them? Please? Pretty please??

Help is on the way. Lock the doors and avoid visual contact with the subjects.

I...uhm...think i heard a explosion inside the building?

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Thank you good sir.

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

autism detected

I'm sleepy.

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Yeah! Somebody just broke into my house!