If you were a dead body in Oblivion what would we find if we searched you

If you were a dead body in Oblivion what would we find if we searched you

Condoms.

about tree fiddy

You're mom

Broken dreams

a vape and some premium e liquid

63 cents a dollar some underwear clothes a broken heart

...

One Samsung
One pair of sex stained Fruit of the Loom underwear
Three dollars and seventy two cents
And a button that fell off my shirt last week that somehow stayed in my pocket through the wash.

Congratu-fuckin-lations

Stolen sweetroll

tree fiddy

Fag

Ten bucks
a half-empty carton of cigs
a swiss army knife if you check my boot too
some crushed hopes and dreams
rainbow Tylenol on an mp3
that's about it

me

8^)

>I carry a Swiss army knife in my boot

Seriously? Are you a hoodlum in the early 80s?

And a fedora and akaviri katana and children's size 12 heelys and a death note fan merchandise notebook with "mom and dad" written over and over in it.

Are we talkin oblivion items or real life items ?

Some bloody rags
About seven bucks
A daedric heart
Flipknife
And three pens

My phone, a white Bic lighter, and a wrapper from a string cheese

10 empty bottles of skooma
2 bottles of skooma
47 gold
Suicide note
The Lusty Argonian Maid

kek

A nice pair of dubs in my back pocket.

Wabbajack

I'd have 50 gold coins, a steel dagger of destruction, a torch, a book, a pipe and a welkynd stone. I translated my items to oblivion items.

The Lusty Argonian Maid
Bread
Key to user's house
Steel Dagger
2400 gold
Leather Boots
Dark Pants
Dark Shirt

T-51b power armor.

kek

Your in luck I'm on guard tonight. You must have fought well
Inafter DIE CUR!!!!
>beret
>dogtags
>m9
>15jhp 9mm
>Kevlar cuirass
>camouflage top
>camouflage bottom
>wallet of holding nothing


>

No hes a punk rock teenager from the early 90's

VN

54,000,000 gold
Key to Dorean's house
Apotheosis
Jazby grapes
Amulet of kings
23 rat meat(s)

a small penis

Kek

Lettuce
A lesser soul gem
A spool of yarn
The Lusty Argonian Maid
Troll fat
A steel sword
A small dagger
About fifteen Septims
Way too many copies of the Black Horse Courier because that one guy won't shut up
More cheese than should be able to fit into my pockets

The 150 pound ring of burden

You have 54m yet you carry rat meat?

>Stop right there criminal scum!

a spigot

a diamond

and a potato

Yeah marriage sucks like that.

You take take the theif out of the thieves guild but you can't take the thieves guild out of the thief

kek

underrated

OP here on my body you would find

A picture of adoring fan with a mysterious white stain on it

the emporers robes just i know all of you console fags want them

150 pound ring of burden cuz i still cant find the guy in the mages guild who wants me to return it to him, i mean idk why any one would put that in the well with water seems kinda fishy..................WAIT A MINUTE

how about just two fiddy

Scroll of icarian flight and moon shoes.

underrated post

Usb drive with prepared lessons
Headphones
Samsung
Wallet with 40 euros and plastics
Jeans
Shirt
Red marker

scalefaggot detected

your mom's ass

genius

Lots and lots of bread

chill out its not olive garden

This is too lewd for me, go back to /tesg/ pls

I know that i stole all the bread in the game, not even one was eaten

...

Do you know the dorian glitch?

Sweet rolls
Dagger
loin cloth
skooma

many paintbrushes.


Mudcrabs.

You're a monster.

suicide note
gram of weed
a pipe

Is that Milo? Did you kill Milo?

Chicken nuggies

sweetrolls and skooma

YOUR, idiot (btw nice dub)

An ebony or daedric shortsword. I liked shortswords.

Deez nuts. Ha! Goteeem

>I liked shortswords
then you know the drill fuckboi

So you're saying you have a small prick? I can respect that.

About 50 GP, mortar and pestle, alembic, retort, assorted alchemy ingredients, several scrolls of lightning bolt, a couple scrolls of corrode weapon, a potion of water breathing, a copy of The Lusty Argonian Maid, a glass sword, a blue velvet outfit with mage's hood and blue suede shoes, and finally a handful of potions of fortify Destruction.

it's not the size
it's how you use it

You ever play Stalker S.O.C.? Find the "bread"?

WABBAJACK!

Amulet of kings
7 mysterious note(s)
30,000,000 septums
Key to dorian's house
31 potion of fortify mercantile
Rat meat
Wool
231 scroll of fireball(s)

oh my kek

Full set of dadric armor

skidmarked underwear and a shit stained rag

Another settlement that needs your help. I'll mark it on your map.

My libido

***You are over-encumbered***

a key

Probably just a bunch of forks and plates and other worthless shit I don't need but still had to pick up.

The cloud district. Probably why you don't get to it much...

Mudcrab hate poems

Over 300 Mudcrab meat

>YOUR
a newfag

Flask, portal gun, Jerry claim slip, blitz and chitz tickets

the lusty argonian maid
12 septims
iron dagger
a quill

I have a dildo instead of a penis

inb4 crackhead?

Nothing. Not even clothes. Unless it's a modded version and your stealing my underwear I guess.

*Ur're

do it faggot

Depression.

A copy of Skyrim.

estus flask

A scripted ring that, when equipped, gives you a choice: Zero-Sum or CHIM. If you select Zero-Sum, it deletes all saved games of your character; if you select CHIM it gives your permanent God Mode and forces you to use the console to do literally EVERYTHING.

Dude, I remember when I first got this game it was the shit, don't know why do some people call this a shit game.

A noose specifically designed for you! :)

A radio
A flashlight
A pen and pencil
My phone
And a few scraps of hardware

5 coins
Random book, probably about lore or history
Whatever the elder scrolls equivalent of breath mints is
Keys

samsung galaxy s7
questionably cute panties
earbuds
pencil
house keys
a few quarters

9 inch "Bad Dragon" dildo up my ass.