Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Be a clinically insane!

It is if shinoa wants to share!

Oh1 Sorry for jumping to conclusions then.. but i never really thought of it like that.. I guess as we gain more people and the threads change I just flow with the changes. But I can see why not everyone can do that or wants to do that.

I rather not go into details
Let's just say my father is a drinker.. and don't worry he wasn't an abuser though it I am still affected mentally wise

If trips post kinda sorta lewd

Miho claimed

Please dont be like me. I beg you.

cmon after he got memed by everyone im sure theres more to it then this

i didnt expect this to be that accurate
nice
im even ISTP if that matters anymore


new thread for new people im still available to teach/play league of legends

is that what it is he keeps doing that trying to see my point tell me more is he fucking with me? please tell me what he is doing please

Still here

(Milinda)
Trying not to lol, but it's due next week so I'll be good

(You know)
She's taking after me playing dark souls lol

(Hikage)
Yep, computer science major and cyber security minor

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Ice cream soda.
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From that pic.
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Still sounds off.
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>wew that esdeath read
I mean, as long as he isn't starting fires and wetting the bed.
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Yes
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Carlooooos

Claimu

I'll remember. Actually, that's what i was referencing.

Nah i'll be ok for a little while. I want to chat with Master.

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I have the same attitude with the ERP here, just a bit more aggressive.

ERP belongs on or third party chat programs. There is a discord and telegram for that noise, keep it out of the thread.

Glad to see you're still waiting for trips, instead of just posting lewd.

I really dont like that.

Got em'

The Definition of Esdeath

>You appear to be a somewhat, sociopathic, egotistic person with a lot of apathy towards any other living creatures, as you see them as lesser, as far as I can gather. You kill squirrels and other small rodents, which is a sign of a serial killer, but at the same time most people would kill them as they're pest animals. You tend to get rather sensitive when people judge you, especially your beliefs, as you hold them in regard to facts. It appears that you have trouble agreeing or even coexisting with people who have different views, many anons here might not like you or enjoy your presence. Some may even harass you, which is effective as you choose not to ignore them, maybe for the attention, maybe for the fun of the conversation, or just to argue. Your parents were abusive in ways, and your mother neglected you or worse, which is why you seek a motherly, nuturing figure to dominate you and your sexual frustration, you seek love but have a rather twisted view of it from a societal standpoint, but as long as you aren't raping anyone or anything super illegal, its probably okay. I mean, sure you stole pantsu, thats bad, and you jerked off to hand smell, but that doesn't really hurt anyone. Either way you're, by a societal standard, derranged and in need of mental care, I hope you're getting proper care. I harbor no negative feelings towards you, this is merely an evaluation.

Eru Claim
Oh wow, I did good ^^

Claiming Felix because I still can't sleep

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Milinda claim

Might be too late for that friend.

Thats good. I wish you luck with it.

>no stealing waifus if trips
fuck you

Claimed

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What are you talking about?

I never blatantly ask for lewds.

I always try to roll trips.

Yeah. Always.

still here


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oh. good to know and my warfame is now up to date. i also have a good bit of things level 30 like my skana and kunai. not really sure how to give you a good read on my progress

I don't think i've seen any like actual erp.. has there been? I know people joke about it or just flirt with the idea of it but I've missed any actual erping
>Pic kind of related to how it gets close

o good another meme

who are you going to steal? post lewds?

>Hugs

Yay!

Cause you like us

>triple dubs
Oh please im a tease! And you looooooooove it my, blue bell~


And I will.
Morning shift. Just got done with breakfast since it closes at 11am everyday. This lady comes and asks for a breakfast sandwich. Cashier kindly says they don't serve breakfast. It was 41 min ago and i heard it from making the salads. This bitch gon go off saying 'well I don't want breakfast to be over! I want it to end like 3pm' me and my co worker were lookin at each other like what this bitch thinking?
>mfw

Oh

i gotchu dude

My bad, didn't mean to make a meme of it ^^

Have fun while it lasts.
Today is a bussy day and i will need to leave soon.

time to sleep thank you for the analyze mr md tomorrow is my first day of school I need to evaluate my classmates. oh the new stories we will share waifu

good

ok i won't ask foe details, if you don't want to

i was joking

a therapist isn't bad they do help get your thoughts out without worry for anyone finding out or judgement etc., since you haven't gone much (like a week barely if im remembering correctly) hes probably just trying to see how you think so he knows how to better help you out

those are my thoughts on it im not educated in that field or anything, take what i said with all the salt of the oceans
is it really a meme from like a week ago or is it accurate and now its a pasta

probably what im gonna do, but for a minor I'll take some science and shit

yay story

from what I've shown in this threads i doubt you can analyze me right now

hikage claim

Oh bummer. What're you busy with?

no cmon you have to jest with the banter
we all know you didnt

>Hugs

>Get
And a bully~ Nope

My life dream is to steal a waifu just for the sake of stealing it. Everytime I see these threads I try to steal OP's waifu by getting trips. Have ever I been successful? No. But I'm not giving up either.

Probably, I'll see if I don't pick up more as I go along though ^^
Oh. Kek
>Mfw newfaggotry.

If it's a starter weapon it is probably garbage. Buy some weapon blueprints from the marketplace that look cool or interest you. BUT check the materials required to build. Some items like Orokin Cells, Control Modules, and Argon Crystals can't be obtained until after Saturn. And it will take a minute to do the junctions to get past Saturn and into The Void.

I'd suggest trying to get an Orthos and start working on your Mastery Rank.

The Soma is a decent rifle, and the Hek is a decent shotgun.

Spend your starting plat on Warframe Slots and then Weapon Slots.

Learn the tile sets, join a syndicate, and read what your mods do.

It's been pretty blatant. But I also consider these "ur qt, no u, no u, no u" as ERP so, yeah.

make us proud esdeath
make us worthy of these story

>pats head

Lmao! WHAT?? What did you guys do??

Ah okay then in that case yeah that happens almost daily lmao

I see no difference on it.
I do believe we've posted lewd before, but that was out of request from you.

Another one for you.

Thanks! I'm gonna watch some Heavy Object before I go to bed (because I have yet to complete it..)

It's a great major, lots of hands on stuff and everyone is usually chill

I'm heading to bed. Good night /waifu/!

Easily once a day. Fucking easily.

To be fair, I did roll trips. And I don't think you participated.

>did I miss a Ruri lewd?
>wtf

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Ah shit, too bad theres no zweihander wielding Yuno.. at least I been starting to use katanas more often

Heheh~

Well yes now I do, though I cannot remember what brought me here in the first place

Farewell

Good, its one of the things I really rather not talk about

Good night!
Shower time

Claimed.

I like this waifu

Can I have her

Wew.
Jamming for dayz
She's my waifu now~

I'm here to be fancy

ayyyy what up
how you been from last time man

Pats are good~

Your welcome. Oh? You havent finished yet? How far are you?

well i have a finished heat sword so im going to use that and im working on the braton. i dont have any plat so i probably spent it on something stupid. tile sets? also any secondary recommends?

Lol, that'd be great to see!

Episode 18

the erps get anoying, im fine with it in a slow thread, but when its faster its just annoying filler

ok then, and new faggotry indeed

alright goodnight

i must see these lewds

just to make you feel uncomfortable, bad, sad, or upset i might ask in a week or so

fancy shmancy indeed

L-last time?

Its nothing to worry about.
Some early tests that i need to take and documents that i need to take care off.

oh
youre someone diff
welcome to the club anyway man

heat sword becomes shit quick only good for the xp for maxing it out, i think the dual dakra was the good starting swords though

Damn right friendo

:'c

Morning everyone
I got some time to kill before classes start
Whats up everyone?

>welcome to the club
Don't touch me I'm famous

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LMG mounted and ready

Oh? You dont have much left then.

Sorry im gonna head out, trying to play Distance with a friend.

>tfw Siege people are showing up
If only Penny was here.

Yeeeeeeaaaahhhhhh boy!

Just tease. Guilty: i do take it far sometimes. You do know i have proof you liking my teasing right?~

What any smart worker would do. When theres a stubborn customer, you call the manager up. He calmly talked to her while me and the other guy tried to listen. She said something about changing it to 3pm because closing breakfast at 11am was too early for her. Went on for about 5-10 min. She got a chicken ceasar salad and the manager went to the back and all i heard was a 'oooooooooooooohhhh boy. Hey sean. lemme tell about this really nasty lady who wanted to change the breakfast time to 3pm.'

Goodnight sword!

The edgy yuno :p

My ceiling.

R.E.D Scanning. If it runs on batteries, I'll see it.

Tile sets are your "maps." They are randomly generated, but the actual rooms are pre-set. Learn the tile set rooms and your mobility will increase.

Starting secondaries? Lex. It sucks but early game it has decent puncture, which is what you want against armored enemies like the Grineer and a few Corpus enemies.

Currently I am using Despair, which is a kunai dropped by the Stalker. You can get Stalker marks by defeating bosses in Assassination missions, but be careful. The Stalker is no push over.

Hah. Ruri doesn't lewd post.

Ah. That is rather boring. Oh well.
I actually have stuff to do tomorrow so i won't be around all day like normal.
Should still catch your morning, and part of your night, but not when you go to bed and a few hours before.

You can stop worrying about grenades now

>siege people are showing up

fucking died

noted ill just max it
welcome back
got you stalkers are tough. ill try to get a lex

anyone know if the one user who taped her waifu's face over hers and did cooking threads still posts here?

I guess that means there is no storm, so good news.

How are you doing nui?

>more hugs and pats

Time for some serious protection

Finish off mastering your weapons first. Always finish a mastery before discarding a weapon.

>tfw SAS use me.
Gotta grab dat armor.

Doing fine, made a discord because everybody is using it for some reason i'm not sure of, and i played a bit of brawl today.

but why was it a suit, wear a dress next time

morning

got a legendary launcher for my mechro in borderlands

but if ruri were to lewd post that moment would have to be captured

what frames you have, saw something about a rhino not sure what else yes mastery thats what i meant

i saw a cooking with some waifu thread a couple days back when i was surfing the board, i think around this time, not sure

S T E A M
T E
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Prefect timing.
Tomorow is a day off for me.

Anyways, i need to go already. Bye

Hey tomoko
How's life?
Oh cool, didn't see you around yet so maybe you're in a different channel
How's brawl going, did anything special while I was asleep?

i got that much down
i only have a saryn and the starter one. was told to get a rhino

Javascript is mine

I cant find my other one of this....

goodbye friendo
do well on your things

>And I don't think you participated.
Shiki and Yuuko were there and so I was.

Right now you seem busy, though. Tons of RP'ers to criticize.
I'll disappear without a warning, that should work.

>did I miss a Ruri lewd?
It wasn't a good one of that's what you're worried about.

You're not getting it, silly user.

>inside joke

Oh shit that's cool
Launcher are broken as fuck I love it
What level are you?

What starting frame did you pick?

Excalibur? Mag? Volt?

>Shiki and Yuuko were there and so I was.
Shiki doesn't mind posting some lewds, and Yuuko is a tease.

And trust me, this is not busy. But if you want to "disappear without a warning" that is fine.

>It wasn't a good one of that's what you're worried about.
That is so not the point!

Kirino always steals you away, don't they?