What is the musical equivalent of non-alcoholic beer?
What is the musical equivalent of non-alcoholic beer?
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grimes
its pop music without the catchy part
alri lads pack it up we're done here
no
imeanthinkaboutit
Devout Christian metal
I forget this was a thing
Noise
Just like non-alcoholic beer isn't alcohol, noise isn't music
Post-punk revival
>non-alcoholic beer
shit
>Franz Ferdinand
shit
Fits the bill alright
yes
how the hell did one movement manage to all fuck up the same way by foregoing the frenetic energy established by the original genre just to crank out a couple dull power pop hits
vaporwave
dadrock and almost any kind of beer go hand in hand perfectly
christian black metal
Christian Rock
like a movie soundtrack to a 90s superhero film
its like you want music, but its just so damn disappointing
Coldplay
Alcoholic beer being Radiohead.
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Christian music in general.
Mac Demarco, Grimes, generally uninspired Tumblr trash.
>Alcoholic beer being Radiohead.
Top kek
but black Sabbath and deicide are Christian music by some accounts
Soulja Boy
Deafheaven
XTC are the non-alcoholic version of The Beatles
beer is the grunge of music
non-alcoholic beer is post-grunge
The answer is censored hip-hop, of course.
Nearly any revival movement; outdated aesthetics without the fun or meaning of the original movement.
>beer is the grunge of music
>beer is music
Obvious answer, but censored Kidz Bop songs.
youtube.com
Most of these artists we're ridiculing are really closer to shitty beer, metaphorically speaking.
Lmao
But non-alcoholic beer doesn't count dude
Gackt
Case and point
>Black Sabbath
>Christian music
You guys are being overly critical of post punk revival. It had a lot of really great acts in the genre.
This
>a lot
and all of them went to shit after their first album
>You guys
Ever heard of sameposting?
After Forever is just one song.
You're forgetting many original post-punk bands when to shit too. I mean, not every post-punk band is The Fall (and even The Fall has some awful records).
>many original post-punk bands when to shit too
Like who?
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