What is the musical equivalent of non-alcoholic beer?

What is the musical equivalent of non-alcoholic beer?

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grimes
its pop music without the catchy part

alri lads pack it up we're done here

no

imeanthinkaboutit

Devout Christian metal

I forget this was a thing

Noise

Just like non-alcoholic beer isn't alcohol, noise isn't music

Post-punk revival

>non-alcoholic beer
shit
>Franz Ferdinand
shit

Fits the bill alright

yes

how the hell did one movement manage to all fuck up the same way by foregoing the frenetic energy established by the original genre just to crank out a couple dull power pop hits

vaporwave

dadrock and almost any kind of beer go hand in hand perfectly

christian black metal

Christian Rock

like a movie soundtrack to a 90s superhero film

its like you want music, but its just so damn disappointing

Coldplay

Alcoholic beer being Radiohead.

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Christian music in general.

Mac Demarco, Grimes, generally uninspired Tumblr trash.

>Alcoholic beer being Radiohead.
Top kek

but black Sabbath and deicide are Christian music by some accounts

Soulja Boy

Deafheaven

XTC are the non-alcoholic version of The Beatles

beer is the grunge of music
non-alcoholic beer is post-grunge

The answer is censored hip-hop, of course.

Nearly any revival movement; outdated aesthetics without the fun or meaning of the original movement.

>beer is the grunge of music
>beer is music

Obvious answer, but censored Kidz Bop songs.

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Most of these artists we're ridiculing are really closer to shitty beer, metaphorically speaking.

Lmao

But non-alcoholic beer doesn't count dude

Gackt

Case and point

>Black Sabbath
>Christian music

You guys are being overly critical of post punk revival. It had a lot of really great acts in the genre.

This

>a lot
and all of them went to shit after their first album

>You guys
Ever heard of sameposting?

After Forever is just one song.

You're forgetting many original post-punk bands when to shit too. I mean, not every post-punk band is The Fall (and even The Fall has some awful records).

>many original post-punk bands when to shit too
Like who?

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