How can I seduce a guy over text?

How can I seduce a guy over text?
Please /b help me that perverted fuck is all I can think about.
I look ugly so pics are not an option.

f or m?

Just go meet up and fuck

f also does ignoring work?
works with women

B8

No one likes to b ignored
The other person properly hates you now for wasting their time
No one likes time wasters either

wha?
I didn't ignore him yet I'm just asking what would be right.

If your ugly then why bother? He may just think you to be a creep in the end. Best bet would be to threaten him with fake suicide attempts and get pity sex.

What's with all the pics of cheetahs suddenly?

I'm also OP from cheetah thread.

I figured as much.

Guess you really like cheetahs.

they are beautifull and also the pun worked nicely on the other thread

Does it turn you on how perverted he is

yep very much

let us judge how ugly you are, after all, pics are the fastest way to a man's penis

nice try

why would you think he'd find you unattractive
If you got skills in sucking dick and cooking
And enjoy talking together
Then you got nothing to worry about

ok true but I'm insecure about him sharing pics in "pics you promised not to share"- shit. So how do I get him to get a boner over text?

I guess that comes down to mutual trust
besides know one really gives a fuck in the end of the day it's just another picture same as the other million out there.. It's freeing to have nudes in cyber space

do you have any?

depends, if he isnt super fit, just ask him if hes down to fuck, guys arent very picky

Ok. I can't meet him.
We kind of CANT. Is it really impossible to writte sexy?

so you want pics of him nude or something?

kind of yeah.

how ugly can you be?

Not ugly just fat.

figured on /b ugly=fat you know.

You have a vagina mouth and anus tell him he can do anything he wants anytime

Post a pic

idk, its pretty hard to give a guy a boner through text

id probably fuck you regardless of weight, like i said, we arent super picky, unless the guy is super fit

I'll take that as an compliment.
And thought my standarts are low posting pics of me on /b is the line for me.

10/ This is legit honest advice

Dudes are visual only dudes who are that no fap will get hard reading text

problem beeing he has a partner at the time

The thing about cheetahs is that they're also really nice. Probably one of the friendliest wild animals.

just do chest down
so know one will know it's you
We'll r8 honestly

Is your vagina ugly too? If not send him some pics of vagina

your best chance at "seduction" is letting him know you're a sure thing. sorry you can't "win his heart" away from his gf with some beautiful sonnets. get your anus bleached and show him a pic. better yet ask him to help you bleach your asshole. also show tits nao!

Youre still a woman... even supermodel women have the same basic psychie as you do. I dont see you inside as being any different to britney. She just does what you do but on a grander scale. You say youre ugly and fat and to some you are but to others, youre a goddess.

oh is that why rich people also have them as pets?

it's a boy his first boyfriend he's bi.
We both have partners. I just like to text dirty stuff with him and wanted some tipps from the godtier sex offenders here.

The Egyptians virtually domesticated them

also... what creme works best for bleaching?
I always wanted one but I don't trust them.

nah really?
I knew about cats but big cats also?
The egyptians knew there cat play man.
More facts about cheetahs?

Well, rich people will have anything as a pet. But cheetahs are particularly suited to it, and during the Renaissance wealthy Italian even employed them as hunting dogs. Or cats, I suppose.

When I was a kid, I got to pet one in a wildlife preserve. It was a usual occurance. There is no other fullgrown predator they let people do that with.

I just like them!

She might kill herself if the response was wow that's one rekt disgusting cunt right there.. You can't call this a pussy pic

that's so cool.
I like all kinds of animals but cheetahs sound even more amazing now.

Tits or gtfo all you newfaggot feeding her/him attention kys

I hate when the cancer comes thru....

Shes not using tits for attention, so that doesnt apply.

Spotted the virgin

this. othrwise gtfo

Here's a tip don't go on about cheetahs
That will turn him off and he'll think ur a boring cunt

Obvious attention wh0ring and the white knight sucking up to her is calling people virgins? Kek

Stay focused

>calling people
>people
>kek
Wow you sure got him haha

What are you even.....
She's asking for attention without posting pics.
We aren't able to give her advice because she won't help us.
Maybe she's not fat at all.
Maybe she's chubby.
Who the fuck knows if thats the real issue.

Yeah, cheetahs are nice. Makes me feel kind of sorry for them that they got dealt a shitty hand with having to hang out with hyena's and stuff that steal their prey.

We need a pic to judge off of. If we don't like you, and we're all desperate fucks who will quite literally fuck anything with a pulse, then he won't like you.

Also, just tease a bit. Be playful with your texts, don't be a dumbass.

Post ass

This
Just don't bring it up until you're married kek

Show Sup Forums your wizzer please

>godtier sex offenders here
yeeeees
sure
and they are posting on Sup Forums because of sex exhaustion.
literally everoyne who comes here posts out of bed
because they are fucking sexy sms predators

look, bitch
satan himself helps you the most

Show me nudes you slut or gtfo

Please I got quad 6 today.
I'm stand over that shit... if even can take it syrys

why should every girl here be a slut....
I will leave that shit thread.
Proofes ones again /b is cancer

Post a pic you fat pig.

Your just a faggot every girl is a slut. Now get your beta white knight ass out of here nudes should have been posted in the beginning of the thread. 64 replies in and still no nudes OP post a body shot and I will tell you how to "seduce him".

Tits with timestamp or gtfo

really you have the answer all I need to share is tits?

Full body shot and I seriously have the answer

(O.O)
There, tits

jeez, of course
you aren't too bright, are you?

And youre not even 18. And still a virgin