**BASEMENT DWELLER'S GUIDE TO GETTING LAID**
Alright Sup Forums…
This is for the people out there who are constantly getting ignored by women, or are having a hugely hard time getting female attention.
So, right now I’m 31, happily married, with a kid. My partner is bisexual which means I’ve had some pretty awesome experiences as well (not a full on threesome, but pretty close).
Why am I telling you this?
Because when I was 17 I was a kissless virgin and was completely and utterly convinced I would die alone. Girls *hated* me. I was one of those beta fucks you see in cringe threads (I just didn’t know it) and fortunately I got lucky and learned how to change.
Now I’m gonna teach you. So…. read up fellers.
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#1 NEVER. EVER. EVER. Allow yourself to be in the friendzone, unless you are absolutely uninterested in her sexually.
I want to clarify this point a little bit. Having friends who are chicks is perfectly fine (in fact, it’s almost essential to getting laid). But you need to have boundaries in place and not allow yourself to get walked all over.
It’s worth keeping in mind that both men and women want and need sex, and they both want and need affection and cuddles. Typically (but not always) men prioritise sex, and women prioritise cuddles and affection.
If a woman is getting affection, cuddles, and ‘always there for you’ support from you without having to give up the pussy: then why the hell would she? She’s getting the affectionate stuff from you for free, and then gets awesome sex from the first alpha who comes along…. And because you’re a beta fuck you put up with it in fear that she’s the only one for you (this is addressed further down).
DON’T FUCKING FALL FOR IT.