im confused... how is "picking up heavy shit" a sport?
Im confused... how is "picking up heavy shit" a sport?
Leo Scott
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Jack Perry
>says the heavy shit
Landon Adams
Say the chicken
Hudson Wood
Can you pick up 450lbs above your head?
Levi Robinson
FPBP
Nicholas Perez
1, maybe 2 pushups tops
Nathaniel Lopez
Can you lift 2 times your bodyweight over your head? It's more of a sport than a lot of "sports" at the Olympics
Robert Turner
Can you get laid?
Sebastian Bennett
a single red leaf kek
Jonathan Sanchez
I got a handy from your mom last night. That's more love than she's ever given you.
Mason Ross
How is splashing water in a pool a sport?
Swimming events should be in the sea against the wind, sharks and jellyfish not in a kids pool
Julian Rivera
It's the contest to find out who is the strongest person in the world. It's up their with 100m in terms of events with most the relevance
Liam Davis
>im confused... how is "running in a straight line" a sport?
>im confused... how is "throwing a heavy ball" a sport?
>im confused... how is "throwing a pointy stick" a sport?
>im confused... how is "falling off a platform" a sport?
>im confused... how is "hitting a ball with a stick" a sport?
etc.
Isaiah Wilson
this is as legit as it gets. pure athleticism and technique. no shitting around with equipment or hard tactics. no riding on a fucking animal, just fucking lifting shit.
Parker Kelly
>land of the queer
at least i didn't have two dads faggot
Zachary Long
>It's up their
Oh boy. You know you faggots invented that language?
Isaiah Martin
How is running an sport? we've been doing that for thousands of years
How is jumping an sport? literally anyone can do it
How is golf an sport? hiting a ball with a stick seems fairly easy
etc
Henry Thomas
underrated post
Jordan Phillips
we have whole fucking board here about picking up heavy shit (and roiding, of course)
Jeremiah Thompson
>im confused.... how is throwing a ball into a hoop 50 times a game a sport
Jose Nelson
this is the reason why.
Jordan Cook
>lifting for girls
Chase Howard
I think diving would be improved by a long approach run and springboard at the end. Like gymnastics vault but with water instead of a mat to land on. I want people launching themselves off the 10m platform at MAXIMUM SPEED.
Why is this not a thing?
Kayden Gonzalez
New sport
Long dive
Imagine the belly flops
Jayden Campbell
Cause they'd fucking die if they fucked up
Aaron White
Yes!
Colton Clark
if it makes you sweat, it's a sport.
Golf, shooting, diving andequestrian bullshit are the only things which aren't a sport.
Levi Collins
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Jack Harris
>not just lifting girls
Alexander Bennett
like this?
Hunter James
How's moving in the water a sport?
Christian Nguyen
>picking up heavy shit
Autism: The thread
Benjamin Richardson
Could you imagine if sprinting was done like weightlifting.
You would have to nominate a time that is less than the other sprinters and then hope to god you run the race in less than that time. If you get even slightly over the time you loose even if you are the fastest on the track.
Liam Bell
im confused... how is "pretending to fight" a sport in US?
Kayden Jackson
GOD DAMN FRANCE
Lincoln Watson
Can you imagine if weightlifting was like sprinting, were everyone gets in a lane and has to lift at 5kg increments
Then has to do some crazy shit like upside down kipping ring dips with an oxygen mask on
Carter Rogers
it isn't
that's why it's been moved
rip /asp/ that place is 100% mandrama threads
Kayden Butler
S A V A G E
Julian Watson
OO LALA
Andrew Jackson
NOSFERATU
>RUN
James Bailey
...
Ryder Foster
I don't think even muricans consider that a sport
its just entertaiment, like theater mixed with fighting choreography
Hudson Rivera
>No belt
Evan Jenkins
france with the bantz! good shit lad.
Jason Clark
>needing a belt for babby weight
shiggy
Hudson Ramirez
it's a fucking drama with muscular men.
that's why it's on /asp/
Aaron Jenkins
LMAO, AMERITURDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Ethan James
HON HON HON HON
Anthony Lee
S A V A G E
A
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I didn't think I'd like anything France posted but here we are in 2016 and celebrating the great Frenchman.
Michael Price
WHO'S YOUR BOY LADS???
ILYA AND LU ARE MY BOYS
LU IS STILL THE NATTY AESTHETIC LORD OF LIFTERS
Jacob Moore
im confused... how is "fat niggers and mixed bastards" aka usa, a country?
Isaac Moore
the kazakh guy is prob doping
Landon Fisher
Kazakhstan sure can product gorgeous womens
Landon Moore
I feel like I just got run over by a truck.
Brandon Kelly
...
Isaiah Gonzalez
No, your sister squirms too much.
Brandon Allen
...
Landon Butler
and
Ryder Bailey
...
Owen Brown
Based Pierre bring it the bantz.
Matthew Rogers
>squats it
>i could do that
>put it overhead
>fug no
Hudson Edwards
>only the kazakh guy
Colton Hughes
lmao
Ryan Bailey
KEEEEEK