time has come again for fabled Sup Forums legend and ultimate patrician Piero "The Refrigerator" Scaruffi to shit on your favourite albums, and validate your meme albums.
New wave of Piero ratings available now! Featuring albums new and old!
My personal highlight: Cardiacs - Sing to God.. "Genre: Genius"
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>Between The Buried And Me: Colors - 8/10
>Better than The Beatles
>Better than Beach Boys
>Better than David Bowie
>Better than Aphex Twin
>Better than Radiohead
>Better than Kanye West
>this is 7/10
I'm so glad we like him ironically and not because of his actual ratings...
..r..right??
>genre: genius
wdhmbt?
what's wrong about that?
i hate Sup Forums drones so much
>new
fuck off, we discussed it 100 times already
>Piero "The Refrigerator" Scaruffi
looooool
WTF I love metalcore now
name a better invention than the refrigerator
I rate:
Refrigerator - 6.5/10
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>Between the Buried and Me, a black-metal outfit formed in North Carolina...
Can't make this shit up
Nothing, I was pointing it out that it's now officially true that BTBAM is better than those artists.
The breaks on it aren't bad tbqhwy. Scruffles has also shown that he's into this post-Dillinger Escape Plan mathcore stuff like Rolo Tomasi and these guys.
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what is wrong about that
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>mu
>5/10
wtf i hate scaruffi now
this is a pretty tight jam actually
i suppose he's an autistic metalfag who thinks anyone but them can distinguish between their genres.
>four bicurious young men from Baltimore, Maryland who listened to Can and Sun City Girls once
Don't just a book by it's cover :0)
How the fuck is this black metal
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Has anyone given Raw:ReSpace a listen?
listen to more music
PINK SEASON REVIEW WHEN?
i will, but it won't be metal :^)
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>between the buried and me
>colors
>8
i am actually rather surprised
but then
>gorguts
>8
lel
metal is an inherently nu-male genre
(not true, by the way)
Reminder that Scaruffi has literally never been wrong
lmao
>the mantle 7.5
MY NIGGA
perfect genre for faux-macho posing
>I can feel myself trying to rationalize a reason to like this
>I'd normally hate this kind of thing
what the fuck is wrong with me
like i've legit got aspergers but how do i not do this
I love Scaruffi but how do you lack self awareness this badly
having a sense of aesthetic conviction (by way of self-development) instead of vicariously farming social capital from scaruffi
or not having autism (or opening a book)
I hate this Italian fuck
Anyone that legitimately thinks this is very insecure and usually as a result far more likely to be a nu male.
BTBAM is objectively not black metal.
>Titus Andronicus - The Most Lamentable Tragedy
>7/10
I love scaruffi but that metalcore album is hot garbage and not even memes will change my opinion on this matter
fuck you
Sup Forums used to love colors
it was basically Sup Forumscore
wat happen Sup Forums how did you grow so sullen
>Cardiacs
>Genre: Genius
really jogs my noggin
He's right.
niggerism and waifuism are ruining Sup Forums
people stopped listening to 'uncool' and 'unhip' genres not sanctioned by pitchfork and sjws and instead opt to only listen to hip hop nignogs and ugly synthpop bitches simply for the sake of using their taste in music as an accessory to their politics
dont look at me though I only listen to post-bop jazz
Unlike you of course, who proudly reproaches people for liking music.
>Does our refrigerator have free will?
kek
yeah man it's called quality control
weeds out pussies that can't take criticism, like yourself my man
But without pussies, where will all the dicks such as yourself find relief?
in a comfy, logical, and objective forum for music discussion clean of whiny folks like yourself man thanks
which ones are new?
you've got an uphill battle, my dearest friend, because Sup Forums is perpetually none of those things
all of them
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>To Pimp a Butterfly
>emphatically pointless
I thought he already reviewed Blackstar though
also
4/10
kek
BASED ITALIANO
>9 = rock masterpiece
at least he admits he's a piece of shit rockist
I mean, by his definition of "Rock Music" in his books he considers any music past the 50s that is not jazz or classical to fall under the Rock umbrella term
>BTBAM
>black metal
Is this you?
"rock" to Scaruffi just means "all of popular music that isn't classical, jazz or certain things he considers avant-garde". he doesn't literally mean the genre rock.
>colors
>8
didnt see that coming. This is his most recent 8 in a while.