Can someone summarize WWI?

Can someone summarize WWI?

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Good guys lost

Niggers didnt fight thats for sure.

>Austro Hungarians fucking German royal family
>Economies all fucked
>Germany decides to fix economy with a war
>Austro-Hungary decides it's a lovely idea, a war!
>war starts
>new technology makes war get real as fuck like never before
>war gets super super serious
>war ends
>poor af soldiers want more rights
>rich af officers who lived and fought with poor af soldiers decide rights are probably in order
>Germany and Austro-Hungary get dismantled
>money helps give poor af former soldiers rights/better living conditions
>Hitler blames the Jews

/thread

Tanks are OP

Everybody in Europe wanted to go to war and tear itself apart once more, because that's what europe pre 1945 enjoyed the most. After sitting in trenches for 4,5 years germany + allies gave up because they prefered to use their time trying to introduce some working democracy rather than wasting their lives in the mud.

That band that sings Take Me Out gets assassinated, two shitholes are mad at each other, treaties oblige big countries to defend shitholes, sneaky Germany, lots of unnecessary deaths and new technology that racks up the numbers.

Blacks played no significant role in the whole war. Battlefield is just another example of the white genocide project.

Some guy shot archduke franz ferdinand and its started a domino effect of a shit storm throughout Europe with countries creating alliences (the two big ones being Russia and Germany). Two alliences were created, the triple entente and the central powers. The war was overall a sitting war with trench warfare keeping most soldiers separated and shooting from long ranges due to the middle (known as 'no mans land') being Basically a suicide charge. The turning point of the war was when Russia pulled out of the war due to the Communist Revolution and the US took their place. At the end the leaders of the countries involved met in paris to make a peace treaty, known as the treaty of versailles, which basically blamed Germany for most the destruction of the war and forced them to pay a great dept that lead leaders like hitler rise.

Why did the US join the war effort? Everything you described sounds like some one else's problem

WE WUZ DYIN' FOR BRITAIN AN SHEIT

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And then at the end, Germany surrenders due to the fact that they are running out of guns, ammo, and Germans. Later they claim that they could've won if it hadn't been for the Jews.

the only accurate part of this is that Russia had the Communist revolution, after which they pulled out of the war and that really shook things up.

The alliances were already made, the assassination was the final step/the thing that smaller countries used to force larger countries to honor their alliances and brought the big dogs into a war. Britain and some other nations didn't want any part in the war but they were obligated. Same as WWI.

War up until that point had been very much a gentleman's game. Brutal and bloody, but pitched battles and time to retrieve casualties and all-or-nothing fights and surrenders and routs. It became slaughters and stalemates and chemical warfare and a lot of horrid shit. It was so bad that NO ONE wanted another war after it ended, which was part of why Germany invaded like 3 countries pre-WW2 before the allies finally realised they had to stop Hitler.

Don't fuck with the Balkans

I like this post cause it leaves that opening for that sequel we all kbow is coning.

It was a war over nothing that nobody wanted, but for their own stupid reasons both Germany and Russia wanted to prove that they were big serious countries run by big serious men and weren't willing to back down. And a cascade of alliances dragged the entirety of europe in to this conflict and cost an unbelievable number of lives, due to a dispute about a police investigation.

Up until then the US had been very isolationist. Their president at the time was Woodrow Wilson, who was a strongly-believing Christian and felt an obligation to help the world. War was also a noble ideal, it wasn't until the troops came home after WWI that the realities of trench warfare and chemical weapons really killed the white man's appetite for war. So Wilson strongly pushed for a US entry to the war in order to fight for the side of justice, as a humanitarian endeavour. And congress agreed because they had no idea what they were getting in to. Although it also became very profitable for the US, loaning money to the allies and selling them war materials.

There's a quote from the British PM David Lloyd-George, during Versailles, "I think I did as well as might be expected, seated as I was between Jesus Christ and Napoleon Bonaparte"
Wilson even after the war wanted to forgive the Germans and allow them to rebuild with dignity since they were a Christian nation. Georges Clemenceau the French President wanted to destroy Germany, take their territory, and fuck them harder than they had fucked France. The resulting treaty was the compromise between punishment and forgiveness that crippled Germany but didn't kill it, and created the feelings that led to a Fascist rise

>Serbians kill Franz Ferdinand
>Austria-Hungary declares war on Serbia
>Germany join Austria-Hungary through pact
>Germany decide to invade France through unprotected borders by going through Belgium
>Belgium say "fuck off cunts"
>France joins Belgium, UK joins too
>Whole lotta death

>Germany join Austria-Hungary through pact
the only line there that's remotely accurate

Wait, didn't that war started because the heir of the Austria-Hungary throne was killed by a serbian idiot and then everything got out of control because of the various alliances between the two factions.

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Thanks for explaining. I wanted to respond just to let you know I read. I do not however have any more feelings on the topic, but now I at least know more than I did before.

A Serb shot an Austrian in Bosnia, so Britain declared war on Germany

Germany likes to pretend it wears big boy pants

Alles für dem Kaiser!

barbed wire and machine guns together are kryptonite to infantry's superman

>Germany does Geman things. Like invading half or Europe. Eating Bratwurst and not sharing their sun loungers.
>Europe gets miffed. Fights Back. Trenches are dug. Towels are placed strategically over unwanted sun loungers. Violence erupts and mustard gets gassed.
>America joins in when it's practically all over. Claims they won.

Fuck off with your forced comedy.

Terrible and factually incorrect desc.

>Germany, Austria-Hungary, and Italy are the Triple alliance
>Britain, France, and Russia are the Triple entente

>A Serb shoots the heir to the Austrian throne in the name of Bosnian independence, and >Austria finds out he was funded by members of the Serbian Government.
>Austria invades Serbia
>Russia is trying to influence Serbia, and warns Austria to stop
>Germany supports Austria
>Austria declares war on Serbia
>Russia declares war on Austria
>Germany declares war on Russia
>Germany declares war on Russia's ally, France
>Germany invades Belgium to flank France in the schlieffen plan
>Britain has been the protector of Belgium for like 100 years, Germany assumes they won't get involved because that treaty is such an old piece of paper
>Britain declares war on Germany
>It all becomes one big fucking war
>Germany can't invade as fast as they thought through Belgium and France
>Germany is fucked over by British and French troops a few miles from Paris
>Germany dig massive trenches and get ready
>Britain and France can't take the trenches, so they make their own
>Trench warfare happens on both fronts for a few years
>Russia is overthrown by the Bolsheviks, leaves the war
>Germany now focuses on their Western Front
>Britain blockades Germany, Invents tanks, and calls America into the war
>Germany starts losing ground, their economy goes to the dogs, flu breaks out, and they are on the brink of civil war
>Germany surrenders
>They are forced to accept the treaty of Versailles, which majorly fucks both them and Austria-Hungary over

Then revaunchists in Germany eventually start supporting the Nazi party, who seize power, Break the Treaty of Versailles, take Austria, the Sudetenland, and then Czechia, before invading Poland.

correct it instead of calling the other side wrong. Prove you know more please.

>Gavrilo Princep

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Fucking nailed it. Nicely done, bruh

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Kek

Is this accurate?

Finally an accurate explanation.