Is it true Australians are really dumb but handsome because they are descended from criminals?

Is it true Australians are really dumb but handsome because they are descended from criminals?

Unironically yes

I've vacationed in Bali so I'm an expert on aussies

They travel a lot apparently

>criminals
>dumb

They got caught

>Irish and British criminals
>handsome

Bad boys are usually handsome desu

>tfw dumb and ugly
End my existence lads

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Only 20% of people have convict heritage

Why are the rest so stupid? Environment?

Melanoma and petrol sniffing

jokes on you I banged a girl from vancouver not too long ago

Jokes on you, you banged a girl from Vancouver

Beauty is not a crime.

Want to spend a night in russian prison? Your fantasy will evaporate

>t. Zhang who banged Zhuo

>mfw too handsome to post on Sup Forums

Chinks are obsessed with this guy

In my country this is almost the only thing we know about australia.
We distrust everything Australia.
Except Quokkas, we love quokkas, can you send some ? hear you have too many

yes, my bf is Australian (dumb but handsome)

so you banged a chinese girl?

a

no they're not

Yes they are

Well Hong Kong ain't

He preforms really well in China apparently like in that shitty Tarzan movie so studios are looking at him. I don't get it.