Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

Ask if she finished making my pizza rolls yet

"When does the photographer arrive?"

Panic, as must be in the wrong house. I don't have shitty old radiators! Then steal the TV. Bitch couldn't chase me in those shoes!

crash this plane

with no condoms

>h-hey you're almost as hot as that radiator

>fuck radiator

360 degree turn then walk away

turn 360 degrees and smash that pus

crash this plane is now a synonym for sex?

Good job shopping out the implant scars

>Where the fuck am I? I don't recognize this fucking room
>Relax and try to fuck that hawt bitch doggy
>Fail misserably because beta
>Mfw spending the night alone either way

Nah mate. Just having a giggle since 9/11 is so near.

>Becuz nevur fogeh
>Fuc yeh 'Murrica!

>360 xDDDD lmao you'll be in the wrong direction xDDD

>see this
>wat do

Cry

why cry?
why doggy?

offer the poor homeless naked person some clothes because its fucking freezing here
#russianaircondition

Stop it

turn 360 degrees and walk away

I'd like to make an edgy comment about banging her but I would probably just jizz in my pants and gtf away from the strange lady behind me

she's really hot though

Begin simultaneously orgasming and hyperventilating, before passing out.
Greentext experience on Sup Forums when fully recovered.

You are the type of person for whom I visit this website

>go onto Sup Forums.
>see this same post over and over again.
>Realize the Sup Forums has been dead for years.
>grow up and quit Sup Forums permanently.
>profit.

Doggystyle nigga.

demand how many GBP I have at this time?