Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

How do you see yourself? (as a person)

What are your thoughts about the world around you? (work/school, friends, family, society...)

What are your plans for the future?

>How do you see yourself? (as a person)

As a failure.

>What are your thoughts about the world around you? (work/school, friends, family, society...)

People superior to me.

>What are your plans for the future?

Don't starve.

What magic powers did you gain? And have you used them for good or evil?

My arm strength increased a lot.

Do you hit on/talk with women? Do you still try? Or have you given up?

Have you considered an escort/hooker?

>Do you hit on/talk with women? Do you still try?

Unregularly.

Yes, But I am too much of a coward.

What do you think is the reason you're still kissless?

Does this chart count getting buttfucked as losing your virginity?

How ugly are you?

Are you overweight?

What are your hobbies?

What do you do for work?

U either have to be super duper ugly or extremley autistic
so my qustion is : are you even fucking trying?

No personality, no charisma, no wits or eloquence.

>How ugly are you?

6-7/10

>Are you overweight?

No.

>What are your hobbies?

Sports (bouldering/climbing, cycling, running, seasonal stuff such as skiing or windsurfing)

>What do you do for work?

Work half day in a supermarket while looking for jobs.

I'm extremely autistic.

>20 y.o. virgin ,living in europe, will move back to the US in ~1 year, pretty generic personality and questionable ethnicity.
Do i have a chance at some pushi or should i just claim my spot on /r9k/?

what was the two most autistic things you've done, greentext it user

if you are asking Sup Forums if you have chance you have just one option left

There were never any big outstanding events. Just the usual stuff: unable to relate socially, unable to understand or tell jokes or stories, hitting on the same girl twice in a night because I can't remember faces, still don't know who people (friends of friends) who I've known for ages are. This stuff.

Have you considered dating someone else on the spectrum? Maybe you'll find someone who understands and is willing to lookpast this.

How extremely autistic are we talking about?

sorry for u bro, 33 is still young you can still make it if you are a 7/10

There is a barrier when it comes to being fit and that is my inability to gain weight past 72 kg. I'm going to the gym regularly but I never made it past pic related.

That is a good physique man hell 7 out of 10 guys here would kill to have this

also have u tried cutting for more visible abs?

I've tried bulking for years in order to be able to get a little bit more muscle mass.

I am a 24 year old KHV autist and it sounds like this is where I am heading as well.
Did you ever have any bad experiences with women? I did and almost killed myself.

>Did you ever have any bad experiences with women?

Not really

Bro don't be so hard on yourself.
There's no real challenge in losing your virginity when you think about it..
Think about how many desperate, fat, ugly females there are out there who will burst with joy if only 1 male would compliment them.. Imagine how easy it would be to lose your virginity to one of them.
Is that something you really want?

>Think about how many desperate, fat, ugly females there are out there who will burst with joy if only 1 male would compliment them.

I'm the male equivalent of them.

Lost my virginity right at the point of no return. I was 20, she was 19. Dated for about 7 months, got dumped. She was extremely hot though, so during the relationship, I had a bunch of girls get really interested in me. I didn't cheat because I was nuts about my girl, but after the breakup, I had a steady stream of sex for about 8-9 months.After I ran out of hot girl credit, all the sex went away. I haven't had sex since 2013. I was in really good shape back then but I'm fat as fuck now. I wonder how much more terrible I am at sex now that I would probably get super winded super fast. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So do you want to be attractive or lose your virginity?

Have you ever thought about sleeping with your friends (if applicable) just for fun/the touch of another human being?

Just wondering.

>Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
How is going to ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything making me feel better about pathetic life if I am myself a 24 years old, friendless, dateless, kissless virgin?

Why do you make this thread every day and why do I post in it?

33 KISSLESS VIRGIN?

Is this fucking possible?

I am 20 yo kissless virgin and I don't want to end up like you dude.

You mean my female friends? That was the main reason why they were my female friends.

Both.

Boredom mostly.

Yes it's possible.

If I only knew how, I would not be here and you'd still not get an answer

33yo kiss less virgin?, oh my god, your fucked bro, game over.

How? Are you completely avoiding people?

I am not so social myself but if I was not autistic retard I'd sure get laid already.

you can do it dude, 24 is pretty young and as long as you find a cool chick who knows you have trouble with emotional shit you can have a really great relationship.

that's really fucking fit, if you look like that and can't get laid you're an idiot.

ever since I stopped going to the gym 4x a week sex definitely got harder. but it's a great way to get some exercise if you're a lazy shit and have a willing gf.

>How? Are you completely avoiding people?

People avoid me.

>that's really fucking fit, if you look like that and can't get laid you're an idiot.

No doubt I'm an idiot.

ive seen this fucking shit forever. my 20th birtday is in 2 weeks, but i got laid for the first time 3 days ago. YEEES I DID IT Sup Forums.

Yeah, I never went to the gym, but I was a runner. I would go on 9-10 mile runs every night. I didn't realize how much that cardio was helping me last in bed until I stopped and I was like "whoa, this used to be easy!"

¿virgin? ¿33 years?

I am not avoiding people paradoxly I usually have no problems initiating conversation e.g. with fellow students about study related topics or other requests or simply small talk. But nothing seems to stick, no further development into friendship or anything takes place.
Even when I am invited to go out to a pub or bar, which sheldomly occures, I take part but then there is nothing...

I do not know why, or what I should do.
I lost over 20 kg, so I have normal weight, I am not ugly and I am most certainly well educated and not an idiot, still I seem to be incapable of forming friendships, yet alone a close relationship or getting pussy at the very least...

Si. Si.

23, probably on the same path as you.

dude did we talk in another thread? are you that argentine spic?

>People avoid me.

That's really sad to say. I'm wondering if that's mostly in your head though. Have you been diagnosed with major depression or anything?

Like I said, you're good looking. If all you're looking for is sex you shouldn't have an issue.

Relationships are a bit different but I'm sure there's plenty of women out there who would like you even if you're a loser. And at your age (27+) they're also super desperate to find a guy. You're pretty good looking, seem relatively normal, etc.

Hmm sounds a bit just like me. The fact that I had never girlfriend is making friendship with any girl hard because sooner or later I think of pouding her.

I want it to stoooop.

Both are possible
Step 1. Get a gym membership, go see a hair stylist, replace your wardrobe, fix your diet
Step 2. Visit a hooker

That's it? Lets say you've done those 2 things, are your life supposed to be perfect?

too real haha

fwiw you should try to keep running if you can, doesn't have to be 10 miles but if you can run a couple miles every day it's good for all kinds of health shit. assuming you don't want to die early. i could never run though, was always more into sports and strength training.

well, you do not sound like me at all

Really?

who are you to judge, you know nothing about yourself

Why have you waited/been denied?

If life is so depressing why haven't you ended it?

Instead of caring about sexual things why don't you actually make something with your life?

>If all you're looking for is sex you shouldn't have an issue.

Yet I only faced rejection.

>Get a gym membership, go see a hair stylist, replace your wardrobe, fix your diet

All done. I am too skinny to be really fit though. See pic

have any ambition that isn't sexual you'd like to persue?

are you that argentine nigger?
does this describe better?

Not anymore.

Never said female, user...

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