ITT: Least favorite movie cliches / quotes / lines

ITT: Least favorite movie cliches / quotes / lines

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>He's a loose cannon

>Give me your badge and your gun
>And your other gun

>You don't fire me
>I quit

>How do I know _______
>You don't

>I got the DA breathing down my neck

>*clack* *clack* *clack*
>I'm in

>Took you long enough

>You look like hell/shit

>We're not so different you and I

>You just don't get it do you?

pretty much any movie involving guns. if a movie has a gun in the poster its a good indication it will be terrible. such a cheap devise for creating tension and interest in a scene

>Forget everything you think you know

>>Give me your badge and your gun
>>And your other gun

>The cost of that door is coming out of your meager but undeserved paycheck

>I got the chamber of commerce doing cartwheels in my cocoa factory

Even this one?

>That's gonna leave a mark

>I need 10 minutes
>You got 2

>ENHANCE!

>if a movie has a gun in the poster its a good indication it will be terrible

are you sure about that

This never fails to make me laugh.

>Main character is helpless and about to be killed
>Just as the villain is about to pull the trigger, a shot rings out
>The villain falls over dead
>Some minor character is standing behind him, still pointing the gun

>Captured by bad guy
>First line is a quip

>I need 10 minutes
>You got 2
>does it in 30s

I wish I was in the World Trade Centers on 9/11.

Then I'd be dead and everyone would like I was a "hero" for no reason at all.

>elderly actor in reprising role
>"I'm gettin' too old for this shit"

>breezy exchange between friends outside a store front erupts into laughter
>oh shit I accidentally walked backwards in front of a moving car because I was laughing so hard!!!

>Character describes his job/mission in clear language to another professional even though they should both know it already, or it is quickly exposed through forced questions/"so that's why you're a (job), you do (a job)"

Really bugs me more than a lot of other tropes and it happens even in a lot of non-shit movies

If I were in that position, I would have put my arm up like superman, and then closed my eyes, and for the few moments leading up to my instant death on the pavement, I would make myself believe that I was flying.

You can still be an hero, just live stream it.

>unfortunate situation
>Freeze frame
>"Have you ever thought you were destined to do more in life?"
>Baba O'Riley starts playing

>not Out here in the fields I fight for my meals
not meme'd enough/10

>"Hippie" scene in a 70s movie
>There Must Be Some Way Out of Here starts playing

>professional character's job is referred to as 'work' or 'the office'
>only work responsibilities are 'giving presentations' or business lunches
>main conflict is 'losing the X account'

that song is called "All Along the Watchtower"

>family man/men get restless after settling down
>goes on wacky adventure
>realizes he had all he needed in front of him, the whole time

There are some really good movies that follow this pattern, but we don't need any more of them. They're all exactly the same.

"People are afraid of what they don't understand!"
The essential Capeshit writing cliché.

They never even get to that part, it's always just the first guitar solo then it fades out

>>ENHANCE!
I say this when my friends show me things on computers and phones. kek

>that period after The Hangover came out when every third comedy was about getting drunk in Vegas

>Hangover 1, 2, 3
>What Happens In Vegas
>Bridesmaids
>Last Vegas

>being THIS much of a newfag

I know these threads are for low functioning autists who etsubatsu at the slightest sign of something they dislike but I have to chime in and say that there is nothing wrong with most of your list you fucking frogposter.

>discover something new and revolutionary
>the world is not ready for it

>give scientific explanation
>"can you say that again, but in English this time."

Alternatively
>not Teenage Wasteland

>but I never mentioned the name of the victim, how did you know?

anything referencing human nature

>Murder dozens of goons, sometimes in horrible ways
>Refuses to kill villain because "then I would be no different than you"

>Car doesn't turn on/ Can't find car keys
>Silence
>Monster reveals itself and does something flashy

So you're saying every war movie ever made is bad then?

Why did I read this in Cap's voice

I'd see nothing wrong with that assertion, for different reasons though. That other guys a pillock.

>car doesn't turn on
The penultimate of horror movie forced bullshit

>monster chase scene
>actor trips over root/tree stump/nothing and doesn't try to get up and just watches whatever is chasing them come at them

The last year in television has really made me hate "where is my mind"

>Thing is about to fall on someone
>They stand still while staring at it

Alternatively,

>person gets into car, drops something
>leans down to get it, antagonist whizzes by outside the window

Alternatively alternatively,
>mirror cabinet
>slightly ajar
>see reflection of hero
>push it closed
>SCARY MONSTER BEHIND YOU

>Wait, how did you know ____?
>I didn't, you just told me

The absolute best one is
>car approaches train tracks
>dies
>suddenly won't start for literally no reason

had people believing stupid shit like electromagnetic fields or some shit coming down the train tracks prevent the car from starting.

>nerdy but good looking protag wins in the end

Why does this still happen

>>You look like hell/shit
How is this a movie cliche? It's just a thing people say.

I've actually done that in real life.

>"Wait, what?"
>"HEY! I get it!"

>enter house, apartment, etc.
>leave front door open

Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants.

>referenching archer in a reddit thread

goin all out?

>climactic superhero battle scene
>villain throws car at the hero
>misses and goes straight for a kid
>hero catches the car with his body
>dumbass kid doesn't even react to any of this

I witnessed my friend's little brother successfully pull that bullshit off in grade seven with some girl.

>"So I heard you 'like' me."
>"What?! How did you know?!"
>"I didn't... You just told me."

I was impressed, but I'm pretty sure he was literally slightly retarded, and he said it like a supervillain. Which only made me more impressed, really.

>One team is clearly in the lead
>"It's still anyone's game"

>don't kill him otherwise you'll be no better than him!!

You're not a sports fan, are you? That's said all the time IRL, and is usually the case.

>"nerdy" character is a stunningly good-looking person wearing glasses and baggy, garishly coloured clothes.

You've let the memes get to your head. His joke was unfunny but crying reddit boogeyman is worse.

Luckily it's a bannable offense on good boards. Sadly this is not one of them anymore. Not since 2011 at least.

Music starting at the studio logo screen. It's a stupid way to build up to the movie's title.

>there's a little girl standing still in a dimly lit room, her hair covering her face

Wow so scary. Holy shit it's a 3ft tall pre-pubescent female what the fuck do you have to be afraid of? Dateline NBC?

>anti-gun cuck speaks his mind
>pieces of metal make me sad !!!!

>>You look like hell/shit
actually hear that one in real life since i am a alcoholic

Well, yes, I suppose that makes sense. But there's one more thing...

I heard it in Mr. Robot, some Kristen Wiig movie, and Knock Knock. Where else did they play it.

>character explains something tech related to other character
>"Wow, slow down professor"/"In english please?"/"Could you translate it to all of us who don't speak nerd?"

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Bane?

>Character takes acid/other hallucinogen
>ONE PILL MAKES YOU LARGER AND ONE PILL MAKES YOU SMALL

>I need a month
>You got a day

that's stupid, i don't understand sports but i know that you're lying and just trying to bait me

Isn't this from that movie about the blue villain guy?

>Entire second third of a romantic comedy is a break up due to a simple misunderstanding that could be explained in less than a minute

>on run from cops
>cause millions of dollars in accidents and more than likely motorist casualties
>not even brought up at the end

L O O S E C A N N O N

Scenes where characters are cooking/eating.
> Tons of extra ingredients laying around not being used
>Always wearing apron with towel over shoulder
>Making out while food is cooking , water boils over while they bang on the floor.
>5 min argument/fighting Scene at dinner table. Everyone's plates are always full at the end.
>Character throws full plate of food at wall during height of argument
>Absurd amount of noise with silver ware during awkward moment
>Family friend is having an affair with one character, they play footsy, do suggestive things with food at dinner table.
>"I just lost my appetite"
>Character s at Restraunt. Something comes up. They leave there plates full

i hate anything that introduces or hints at the movie's big reveal before it happens

Remember when Carrot Top created Glow-In-The-Dark?

Fight Club

>Do a Columbo, do a Columbo!

name 5 kinos and 17 animes where this happens

Three times in the leftovers season 2. The refrain twice and the real version once.

>Family friend is having an affair with one character, they play footsy, do suggestive things with food at dinner table.

Give me examples.

>Family moves into house
>It's haunted
WE. FUCKING. GET. IT.

Wedding Crasher is an extreme one

Wasn't that a handjob?

Wedding Crashers , Step Brothers, Melrose Place off the top of my head. Plenty of other shit films

>protagonist gets weighed in water
>his sister does too but she enjoys it

>She's a single mother
>Her baby cries fucking constantly

>not reading it in Carmone Falconis voice
Im insulted

>person gets into car
>gets out but injures their foot
>gets killed by a tornado

>"nerdy" girl is a 10/10, but has glasses so everyone thinks she's ugly
>the protag finally gives her the confidence she needs to take off the glasses
>everybody realizes how hot she was all along

>Chewie, we're home!
>wink at the audience

vomit inducing

;^)

What's not to get? Team A scores, now it's 1-0 with 50 minutes left to play. Team B might score and tie it, they might score twice and win, or they might not score, and Team A will win. It's anyone's game.

Unless you're talking about one team leading 10-0, in which case the line "it's anyone's game" won't be used anyway.

Do you also giggle and check their reaction?

> gets caught in an act that looks like cheating/ doing something they promised they wont/ breaking the law
> honey its not what it looks like
> proceeds to let that person walk away with out bothering to try and explain
usually this is an easily explainable situation that would be resolved in five seconds but the protag has to let it drag on for drama

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