European "cuisine"

>european "cuisine"

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Looks delicious

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And it you add a stick of butter and deep fry it, it becomes American "cuisine"

put it all in a stew and its slav

We also have you the hamburger and fries, you're welcome fat ass

Gave*

You just assume i'm American. This is some next level stupid right here.

i've actually eaten that.
if given the choice between surstromming and old guy hobo poop (the hobo has worms and some anal fissures)
i'd go for the poop sandwich

Roll it in a tortilla and its Mexican.

Insert it in a dog and its chinese

thats why your penis has a slitty eye

Heh, i can tell you that's not in Europe.
Because in Europe we're not allowed to have forks, the muslims don't allow them.

topcuck

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of all the flaws we britfags have, the french insult us over this gorgeousness

>processed cheese, pepperonis, and bread
That's clearly American.

I guess you Euromads can't afford to process stuff.
Your entire diet is just picking potatoes from fields and hoping you do not catch some disease from them.

funny how eurotrash thinks that singling out the fat southern rednecks is somehow valid against the rest of the country, and makes us feel bad, when all it does it show that they're exactly as ignorant as those they mock. It's like they go out of their way to prove they do not have or desire the moral and cultural high ground.

this is true

> Increase portion size x50.
> Add cheese from a can.
> Now Americunt cuisine

i should try this...

>brits invented steak and veggies
yeah no.

Now everyone google "traditional english breakfast". its 5 kinds of sausage plus 2 types of beans. Fucking classy.

lol wow. what is that shit Icelandic or something?

Implying America has any culture. Stay butmad faggot your shitty country is still in diapers

>look nigel i posted it again

btw remind me of the olympics medal counts again?

At least it makes you feel so bad that you had to justify it.

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>the place I was born 20 years ago has old buildings
>we can't develop any new architectural elements because it would clash with our hideous 300 year old two-story buildings
>that means I am better than you

Truly remarkable, the mind of the eurotrash.

the french call us rosbifs. its a napoleonic wars thing. same as us calling them frogs

Someone needs to look up the meaning of "justify"

>People getting mad at food
God, you're fucking retarded.

ros = roast
bif = beaf?

creative

Lol

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>everyone has derogatory terms for one another
>thats how I know my people are better, because we behave exactly the same

I can step on you guys all day, keep it coming.

i think all the scandi countries have a variation, i ate it in sweden. the greenland shark thing they eat in iceland is apparently worse though

strangely, the spanish (mexican) word for steak is "Bistek". Bee-stekk. Beef steak.

Vieze Nederlander

>rosbifs
I'm english and I've never heard this. But being called roast beef does not offend me lmao

Fixed that for you.

Bistek is also a mexican dish, but when you see steak advertised in a bilingual (spanish english) form it always says "Steak / Bistek"

And the American diet is picking one type of lard from the shelves and hoping you don't fall off your mobility scooter as you lean over.

is that a turd between two pieces of bread?

America is a child compared to Europe in terms of architecture. 300yrs is nothing my place of work is older than that. The fucking Tube here is 150yrs old anyway. Keep your shit tier history.

fucking kek'd

Nah, i used it right.

not met many french folk then?

Remind me how you won a medal that one time.

Oh wait...

>Swastika the wrong way round
That doesn't reflect well on your country. Besides, I don't get why you french would defecate a memorial dedicated to the soldiers that defended your country...

>steak
in what planet is roast beef steak?

Because.. the vichy regime was for hitler and not against him.

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In italian also beef steak=bistecca
treccani.it/vocabolario/ricerca/bistecca/

because they're french and they're mentally wrong. after winning the war for him and even hosting him and the free french during german occupation, even degaulle was a dick to us when he got back into power.

>defecate a memorial
>defecate a
>defecate
>defecate

i don't think you know what "to defecate" means

The correct word would be defile but defecate works just as well

so.. we go from food, to the typical eu vs usa thing, then we switch over to food again, and now we are at a point where people talk about defecation. seems like a normal wednesday evening.

you would have an extremely raw bumhole if you pooped out a monument.
i think you mean desecrate

Defile or desecrate. Defecate doesn't work in that sentence.

funny, how americans think europe is a country. the culture beetween DIFFRENT countries in europe is much more diffrent then the diffrent states of the US

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> implying anyone sane wants to eat sausages for breakfast.

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