Hiking in the woods

>hiking in the woods
>see this

what do

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Wonder where the fucking trees are.

slowly back away and hope it doesn't notice me

She ate the trees.
And now she's going to eat me too!
Oh NOOooooooOOOOOooooo

Lay bear trap
Sharpie in pooper
Step over bear trap
Run

ask if shes waiting for the tide to come in so she can attempt to surf that rock out to sea? or are you just taking a mammoth shit?

Fuck that.

Fuck it again.
Wonder why my wifes out in the woods.
Fuck her some more.
Life as usual.

>man the harpoon

>turn 360°
>run away
>???
>profit

>make foto
>post see this / what do thread on Sup Forums
>???
>profit

I would stand in awe at the majesty of nature and all it's glory

No! you fool! She'll pull us down with her!

wonder why im on the beach when I was just in the woods a second ago

its a bit like when in skyrim you are walking up to see the greybeards and some troll jumps from a rock and tries to bugger you.

if you turn 360 degrees your still facing the same way retard.

Well you can still run away if you keep going in the same direction, you just have to pass by her side.

Holy fuck, that really made me kek

:|

mean 180?

wonder how I teleported into a valley from the woods

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Wonder why I'm not in the woods. Looks like moorland.

Man tha harpoons!

>DESIGNATED SHITTING TRAIL

Kek

oh piss off

>Not sure if retarded or pretending to be retarded

gollum?

Check my map. I'm obviously walking in circles.

what the guy who said he'd turn 360 degrees and leave? yeah i'm pretty sure he was trolling.

>Not sure if trolling or retarded

But I'm starting to believe you're really that new.

Leave

NEWFAGGOTS

Kek, hello newfriend!

Answer me this, how did you get the degrees symbol? What letter is it connected to on your keypad?

you guys are idiots at grammer, did you even take trigonommetry?

breed

Line up under center

Yell READY DOWN

HUTHUTHUTHUTHUTHUTHUTHUTHUTHUTHUTHUTHUTHUTHUTHUT

Do you even meme satan?

Google it newfag

memes aren't an excuse for being factually incorrect

You don't get to walk into Rome and start calling their laws bullshit newfaggot

faggot

mount
fuck
marry if it cleans/cooks/doesn't poison drip my life

Google it. Copy paste.

Google is your god user.

cunt punt.

You use the ° button ya dingus.

what sort of shitty computer doesn't come with a degree key?

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sad, but true.

Attack with my mangina!

>laptop users

Stick my dick up her ass

create wank

Newfag, lurk longer, learn the culture and lingo before commenting. Everyone knows the 360 thing already. Its a chan thing. Shut up

my laptop has a ° key.

upgrayed your shit pleb.

next on Sup Forums RATE MY MANGINA

falling in a bait to bait others makes you a baiter or retard?

Do a 180 and walk backwards

360 was fully meant. Lurk more newfag. Shut up til then

hide in the bushes and watch her squeeze out a big nasty shit, then wait for her to leave. emerge from bushes and collect my meal.

>upgrayed your shit pleb.

Only laptops come with keyboards pleb. I'll stick with my simple and amazing but °less keyboard with my computer that could eat yours.

If I dropped this shit on the ground, like Moses' staff it would come to life awesomely and we would all make fun of your shit laptop.

maybe even a master b8er based on the quantity of jimmies rustled.

Sure that's what happened

>If I dropped this shit on the ground, like Moses' staff it would come to life awesomely and we would all make fun of your shit laptop.
still wouldn't be able to ° tho

How it whould be a third plot twist to that bait?
aka: A bait inside of a bait wich is also inside of another bait. You think people whould notice?

is it so hard to believe that someone pretended to be a newfag to get easily rustled posters rustled? worked pretty well. always thought it was a stupid convention anyways.

>Turn around 360 degrees and hike away.

Grab a dick and rush b

Good reference.

incorrect use of your in the first post is a dead giveaway.

I hope you don't keep it on your lap though srsly. Heat is not good for your wangchung

youre reaching semitic levels of deception here now

Why its so hard to belive, do you really think that a Sup Forumsastard has any limits or standars?

Roll dubs

asks how the hell she's not clothed yet, because I'm obviously walking in circles

>> A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS

the ride never ends, hebro

how so ?

nothing is off the table on this extreme board

I feel so hardcore now. Is this the real world?

Im on my galaxy 7

Actually, it's "retardeder"

Fuck ass and make her eat shit off my dick in "woods"

>°
I'm on my galaxy s6 you ultimate retard

welcome to the extreme table

Ask her where the woods are because I've clearly become lost

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WTF

pee on her and get a bj

the human body is so beautiful

>Ha look at these newfags doing what anons on Sup Forums have been doing for a decade, b8 eating newfags

:|

So tell me how. Cure my retardation

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more of the fattie

Thats not a table, thats a bathroom

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Her porn name should be Tigger

get off the sand... antlions will get you!

Get baited son

>tfw hiking last month and walk up on some chick squatted down pissing (or shitting?) on the trail
>tfw felt myself getting a semi-bone
Talk about awkward. Fuck me