Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

Ask her to move away from the radiator as it is a burn hazard

Offer her clothes if she is cold.

Leave. This isn't my house.

Ask her to get a refund from whoever did her shitty titty implants

Make sure she doesn't have a dick, this is Sup Forums after all

get down on my knees and start worshiping her feet like a good little boislut, what else?

Great, they got me a new radiator! I was ired of that crappy, tiny quartz electric heater.

Scream and call 911 because she is intruding

...

turn 360° and walk away

>dat shiny floor

Close the fucking jail bars

cook some eggs

Tickle her pickle until her legs start to jiggle

...

Fuck you, that floor is awesome. It's the combination of the brick wall, that cheap chair rail and then the plain white tiles that concerns me the most.

what if she is the radiator?

>her

360 and walk away

reread his post.

Tbh that is a really cool floor
Im renovating my house, what kind of floor is that?

Ask mommy if she wants me to lick her special place again.

...

Huh, her asshole is coming out

You know something we don't, user?

no he doesn't

It's because mommy makes me fuck it so hard with our dog's knot.

Too much buttsex make prolapse.

If you turn 360° and walk away you would be facing right at her though. Lol

of course, he wants to keep looking at her, wouldn't you?

Pepper-spray her and call the cops.

Of course but why did he have to say the "Do a 360" part?

>being this new

I believe it's what the kids call a 'maymay'

Because he wants to add a bit of flair as he spins and walks BACKWARDS out of the room.