Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
This post is the post that will revive the thread!
Jimbles Notronbo
Still here
(Smug)
I've just heard horror stories of people working retail on nights like those. People are crazy, but I imagine forever 21 would be much more tame
Claiming Felix
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I like it
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I call it the American dream. Lemme tell you this, if getting the grilled cheese sandwich, ask for extra cheese and some bacon it
They made told me to get back to dishes and stop walking around after i took the trash out
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Mmhmm. Did anything today?
Furfag.
>Best fox claim
I want to see it myself. I only know its true from the news. I want that first hand experience you know? Cause i can then tell my family that i lived to tell the tale
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nothing really I even called off work. I think it's the first time I did that all year
Bully
Braver than I am, that's for sure.
Be back in a bit!
Gay elitism!
>I don't doubt that it happens, I mean, people probably have a lot of misconceptions that turn into dislike/hate
Wew, tasty.
(Ran)
I meant it in jest. I'm not trying to actually upset anyone.
(Mercy)
>What is continuum of force?
>Shoot a guy carrying your TV
Do you even look behind your target? I hope he sets your TV down gently after you shoot him. This is why kids shouldn't have guns.
Does your owner's insurance cover theft?
>Suika claim
>Captcha had cockroaches in one pic
>Took me 2 minutes to work up the courage to press the mountains
Fuck Captcha
Fuck off
Technically no, but realistically yes, yes and yes
Yes it is, I have the right, will and power to protect my belongings and being and I do as I must.
Youdaho
I heard about the stuff
I blame the liberals.
>TFW nobody knows I'm bi
Its a secret for /waifu/ only
I'm not the type to get upset about much
no thanks
Kek.
I'm not being literal. If he's not physically walking off with it, shoot him. If he is, just SAY you'll shoot him unless he puts it the fuck down.
>mfw I'm gay and mostly libertarian
W H Y
Claimed.
Miho claimed
>haven't heard that one before haha
But yeah, this state doesn't have a whole lot to do unless you're willing to travel a long way out of your way or spend a lot of money.
>libertarian and gay
Kek
I'm a fag
I gotta bounce, college night class, all that jazz.
Later ^^
Aren't we all?
Jinx claimed.
I'm back
Shizuru has all the right to call you a furfag since you no longer post your waifu in these threads.
I insist
So its a choice between guns and fucking?
Damn son.
That sucks.Houston has plenty to do
Bye bye
>Wew
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Claimed
nice waifu m8
Because I don't post my waifu its ok to call me a furfag?
Oh well then. How was that?
Am i now?
Welcome back
Dealthly delicious!
Claim
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Take care
>shinoa
>88 KB
heh heh, nice try kid.
*unsheathes katana*
Furfag.
nice feet
stop the bullying
Actually, true libertarian philosophy is based on tenets of "no victim, no crime" sort of things, IE don't fuck with anyone and we couldn't care less what you do.
I got bored and made this
>TFW she will never suck my dick on demand
That is their waifu. Do not insult them.
>current year and not having a vampire waifu
Hi
>Hugs
you trin to wind me up gun?
The Guts sword in Dark Souls 3 is OP, it stuns almost everything it hits
Rin matsuoka
Vampires don't have fluffy tails, argument invalidated
>Ran-sama
I applaude the effort you put in to respond to all of us.
Not kill
>Current year
>Being a retarded child
I just think she's hot dude
I, sadly have to agree with Ran
Probably, because feet like are horrible.
The bullying will not stop until that picture stops getting posted.
You do realize that you got multiple people more than once, right? Oh, and best vampire hasn't even been claimed yet.
>Shinobu Oshino.
It never will stop getting posted
Your waifu...sucks.
Hello.
Vampire's are so 1800s get with the times gramps
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Kys don't tag me again
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I was pretty lame
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Vampire peice of shit
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Hello
Hello!
Call me old fucking fashion but I am in love with mistara waterflower
>Shiro
I just started watching that anime. It's going good so far.
If this post ends in a 7, you must admit that your Waifu, on occasion, peaks up other girls' skirts.
Heyo
Which one of you is the real Slim shady?
Never, she would never
dont hold your breath
Hello
I've jerked off to her many times
Nice try Waifu Machine, Galil would never do that.
How are you today?
The anime is okay, I prefer the manga. I've seen plenty Jinx claimers, most just claim and then leave. Hopefully you're different. You seem pretty cool. Up to anything?
Not me. Probably Kneesocks.
Dads spaghetti?
This is funny. Keep doing this.
I'd rather go with Seras Victoria. She's got weapons to surpass Tomoe Mami's.
Have you seen this show? It's fucking hilarious!
Hello oni friend!
Your next post you must explain the difference between "peaks" and "peeks".
Just finished Hellsing abridged. Pretty funny.
I have not actually, it's on my plan to watch though. It's decent priority, mainly because their's a dog that shares my waifu's name.
What's funny
>Galil
Howdy!
Not too shabby, ice cream place had my favorite flavor in stock!
Howdy howdy howdy!
>best gif of shinoa
Here's your (You)
That pic makes me think
how do both bodies get vaporized when the ice shatters?
She's not that great sailor moon is much better
Peaking is a bit hard, she is a girl after all
How many of you virgins have waifu body sized pillows
I won't tell anybody
>particle effects.gif
Nice trips.
>Up to anything?
Nothing really. Kinda bored. Yourself?
>77
'Peak' meaning the top of something, like the mountain.
'Peek' meaning to take a quick look at something.
I realized the mistake right after I posted.
I dont get the attraction to that stuff.
Im a meat and potatoes kinda gal.
I have 10 gbs of porn
Couldn't be that bad
It depends if it's mayhem to the am
Best gif or yuuki
That's a bad thing?
Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
calamity-masu'd
Post above me is not a good waifu
Nigga
The humor in Hellsing Abridged. It's on YouTube.
It's very Japanese in the humor, in that there's a lot of contextual stuff that may not make sense outside of Japan. I really enjoyed it, though, especially the episodes with Western Satan.
It's okay. That just sends my autism into DEFCON 4.
Ah yes, always nice when cookies and cream is in stock. Cookies and cream is your favorite, right?
Eating some cereal. Maybe watch some anime or listen to music.
Here's a real nice Jinx image if you don't have it already.
~Mittens Shiro
This gif is beautiful
Not me, not yet anyway. If I can find a good one I'll debate gettingnit, I need someone to cuddle.
What flavor?
Rekt
Kekt
Why would you reply to me telling me to keep doing Hellsing Abridged?
DEFCON doesnt work that way.
What u up to?
Here's the version I have. She's gotta get that calcium!
anime magic
The day wasn't that bad itself I guess it's just everything else that's troubling me
cute pic@! you gonna be up tonight?
Post your favorite pic of your waifu
Needs more jpeg.
There was already an OD at my school.
Gunna be a great year
ill never understand blow jobs
Oh hey akame
Merrica