Haha oh wow this movie is so bad

haha oh wow this movie is so bad

how did this happen?

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Power of the Scarjo

It's just female Limitless

it played heavily to how people of average intelligence visualize the world.

Drugs are magic, computers are magic, MRIs are magic, phones are magic, brains are magic, so you throw all that together, magic^magic!

>no thread on Sup Forums about leaked Sarjo nude pics

>inb4 someone calls it "kino"

she's past her prime and had a boob reduction, who cares

Limitless kept it within the bounds of believability, here Scarjo becomes a fucking cosmic entity

The starting 15-25 were okay and seemed like a decent set up, then it all went downhill as soon as Morgan Freeman showed up and started babbling muh science like a black Neil Degrasse Tyson, and the rest of the plot/acting/sript basically imploded spectacularly after this point.

new pics of the ones from a billion years ago?

which are actually from her prime

or* the ones from a billion years ago

tfw Sup Forums took the premise seriously

I still sometimes have a laugh about that

>written and directed by luc besson

is he a 2 trick pony?

Probably the stupidest movie I've seen.

And I saw 2012

yes a new set

>tfw Sup Forums took the premise seriously

maybe they're just tired of cliched plotlines with things like the human brain only uses 10% of its power, not to mention her usage of said power is underwhelming as fuck.

And Limitless was enjoyable, Lucy was so fucking hard to watch. It gave me a headache how boring and unbelievable it was. Fuck that piece of shit.

The 5th Element.

Scarjo is legitimately the only female action star.

She (and Lucy) are the only reason GiTS is getting a live action adaptation.

Besson was using only like 10% of his brain

yes, leon and the 5th element

is he even capable of making another good film?

>build serious movie around retarded premise
>lol don't take it srs guise

>posts the same old pic from the leak a billion years ago

Luc Besson is a great director. Fifth Element and Leon aren't exactly great in their realism, but Besson has some unique style. Everything about the plot made me want to hate the movie, but I couldn't.

nigga no one asks for realism. They ask for some sort of consistent internal logic.

he wrote it too

No.

He's been producing highly profitable piles of shit for so long now that it's worn off on him.

He's like the modern Cannon films.

Everything he's made since at least Joan Of Arc has been utter garbage.

I have hopes for his new one, but since it stars a Walking Meme and literally a Sup Forums Shitposter, I'm not holding my breath.

Look at the utter turds he pumps out every year as a writer. Just whips them up on the back of a napkin and takes a quiet morning to turn in 100 pages.

>learn luc besson wrote the fifth element when he was an early teen
>realize he clearly wrote himself as the nerdy jewboy
>realize the original script was about the nerdy jewboy doing things right and the jocky korban dallas doing everything wrong

I thought it was fun

I mean, shit, ScarJo meets a dinosaur and turns into a cosmic usb drive.

im not defending him

the new one is the Valerian one? because that's a awesome premise

>Scarjo is legitimately the only female action star
Wow, that's pretty sad

signorney weaver

People are attracted to that wooden plank of a woman for some reason

Yes.

But again;

Walking Eyebrows Meme and Sup Forums.

It can't end well.

He meant at the moment, that's what's sad

but her actioners are pure SHIT. everyone. she's been in quite a few excellent non action movies, thought.

I know. He's not a strong writer, but he's still a great director.

This. Her becoming omnipotent really took away from any suspense the film had at all. It was alright at first, but it honestly became one of the worst films I've seen. If you're going to make a film about a godlike being you have to portray it as more of a psychological thing, not some action film where the main character has no struggles.

But based Dane.

also I like the look of the behind the scenes stuff.

firstshowing.net/2016/first-behind-the-scenes-video-featurette-for-luc-bessons-valerian/

>muh 10% has been debuked

Yes, because general capeshit doesn't run on scientific nonsense too.

Actually, almost all of the brain activity belongs to the unconscious mind. is NOT an exageration stating that you can't use more than 10% of your brain (understanding YOU as your conscious mind) only like 5%, as a matter of fact.

She should do more sci-fi, I thought Under the Skin was really good.

looking great 2bh

could this be this generation's 5th element?

>I thought the entire movie was just a drug induced fantasy as scarjob dies from OD
>turns out it's some jab at Scientology

Its also been proven that if you smoke weed you end up gaining the use of around 60% of your brain but you can only use it to imagine the fun stuff you could be doing if you werent so high.

is that the armor theyre actually filming with because it looks tacky as fuck....did they 3d print that shit on a budget??? Also is the one on the left a guy or a lesbian?

>that armor on cara

lol she's literally a twig though. Cute face, cute voice, but zero womanly features on her body. No need for a curved waistline and a c-cup breast plate.

>how did this happen?
Normies feel smart when they watch this shit. Look at The Big Bang Theory.

Bruh, she's a mother now. It's kind of disgusting and frankly disrespectful to her, her children and your own mother.

>she's a mother now

Same goes for 90% of the women you fap to in porn.

>Also is the one on the left a guy or a lesbian?

Yes.

It's a damn shame Cara's character isn't a redhead like the character, I guess she either didn't want to dye or Besson thought "Yeah, how many redheads have been in my movies now?"

I don't think 90% of 12 year olds are mothers

...

>implying if someone leaked pictures of your mother you wouldn't look them up out of curiosity and then some

>like a black Neil Degrasse Tyson

Underrated

Honestly the last female action star I can think of is Dragon Tattoo , Jolie in Salt, and Hathaway in TDKR
I don't consider jlaw on xmen to be action tho

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chinese people literally shovel shit into their mouths

she did?

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oh fuck, seeing this I just imagine eat the pussy of Scarlett Johansson and swallowing her vaginal discharges.