Thoughts on eating ass? Tonight my gf is letting me eat her as. A bit nervous here. Don't know what to expect

Thoughts on eating ass? Tonight my gf is letting me eat her as. A bit nervous here. Don't know what to expect

If that is your girlfriend I'd expect cum in your mouth. That ass is freshly fucked.

Wash first.

Kek. You pussy

I love eating ass! My gf and I like to take turns eating each others ass along with other anal fun

It's not nearly as bad as you think it is

Fag

"Letting"
You are one sad cuck

Eat something really spicy just beforehand. It helps.

That's what I was thinking

Dubs confirmed

It's pretty good man, if you don't eat the ass while you're eating a girl out you're fucking up. Unless she smells like dead fish

A turdlet!

farting

If that's what your gfs ass looks like after you fucked her AND shes spreading it like that, you have a tiny needledick.

Start with a hot fudge enema.

Cherries and whipped cream optional

Yes... eating ass can be fun. Make sure she watches, leads to anal
pic related. my girl

virgin detected

It will taste like a penny

salty milk

Nice try

My gf enjoys me teasing the area around her hole.
Start by kissing around the crack and start to circle in, but don't actually go there.
Tease the shit (pun kinda acknowledged) outta her.

>gf is letting me eat her as.

i love it when girls make boys think they are doing them a favor.

10/10

just make sure shes clean

It's the best feeling in the world, more so if she rubs all of her ass in your face, make her take a bath first only. and wash that butthole good.

I'm not a big fan. I have graduated to letting a bull eat my gf's ass while I video. It's much better – v. hot to see my gf pleased without the mess and smell of doing it myself.

Being this used to blown out pornstar assholes. Your virgin is showing.

i do it sometimes when im blackout drunk, its aite

Female hotness tier list:
>Spics
>Crackers
>Chinks
>Hand and lotion
>Curry niggers
>Sand niggers
>Niggers

Debate me

More experience/stories pls-.

>Chinks
i do not care for the high pitched crying. they can be hot but this goes on the bottom of the list.

She is "letting" you. Like it's some great honor to lick the hole she SHITS from.

He actually right, virgin. Jej

Is everything else correct though?

black girls are hotter than asians hands down.

Real ass eater here, I don't do it unless we've showered ahead of time & there's been some finger poking up the ass on both parties. I should not be awkward to ask when the last time she took a shit was, cause you don't want turtle head nearby.... "I took a shit yesterday..." then NOPE. Your stimulation will prompt out Mr. Poophead while you're licking.... that's a 'shitty' time. Don't fuck with that. Be honest, "I want us both to have a good time with this..." and ask when she shit last. Also, don't be a fucktard & have eaten hotwings for lunch & ask for same service. Cause you'll spackle her mouth & ruin this for all eternity.

I agree actually.

Lucky.

LoL
David

Again, very cute. I only have an average dick and even I manage to gape an ass. Time to get the measuring tape out, needle boy.

Expect poop

make sure it's clean, start with the pussy to warm her up then slowly move down. easy as that.

I don't like that user's attitude, but yes.
has not been fucked in the ass before. Not when I think of my previous encounters.

Get

This

for me is:

>crackers
>chinks
>spics
>niggers

What's wrong with my attitude senpai

same

arabs are around spic territory for me, indians too

Post another meme like this again, and you're done. You're out. Do not let it happen again.

ok sorry

I guess other user is worse with his virgin smacktalk.
Dunno, guess I am getting tired of the whole 4chun insult thing by now.
It's especially annoying on boards like .
Sup Forums is fine though, never mind me.

what is hand and lotion?

Expect doodoo on your tongue and teeth, make sure you brush hardcore before bedtime because doodoo can cake in those crevices on top of your milers. Good Luck.

fappin'

..fucking molers*

Agreed tbh. But Sup Forums is a containment board for that reason, I guess. Only come here for fapping purposes anyway.

a shower first is necessary. she really needs to get in there and scrub, unlike typical female showers.

protip: eating miracle berries (or really, letting miracle berry tablets dissolve on your tongue) beforehand makes everything down there taste nice and sweet. google it.

HOLY SHIT
NEVER THOUGHT OF MIRACLE BERRIES
THAT IS GENIUS
THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH user
FUCK
THANKS +1 INTERNETS FOR YOU

I've eaten the ass of every girl I've gone down on. It's right there anyway and some only object initially but like it almost instantly.

With my current gf eating her ass is as normal as her sucking my cock. I eat her ass, lick her clit, est her ass again and she is wet and ready for a dicking. Yes she keeps it meticulously clean for me.

Done it a few times. Make sure she really scrubs off first. Its way nicer if she shaves too, but a lot of girls only shave the Y and not the O

you have a good one there. most girls are way too self conscious about it.

Last weekend we discovered it's great if I am on my knees and she just rubs it into my face while standing.

you a real nigga if you do

>licking a literal shithole

and they say eating pussy is beta

It's no big deal bro. As long as she wipes well there's nothing to worry about. Tastes almost like pussy, just a little sweeter.

kek

I don't debate retards with a shit opinion.