Ok b, i know yall are social retards but i feel like yall need some learnin so here it is

Ok b, i know yall are social retards but i feel like yall need some learnin so here it is.

This is a PSA about women, from a dude.
1. Women can smell desperation a mile away. Dont whine to them. They dont care. Save your sob story for well into a relationship.
2. Think long and hard about what you txt before you txt it. If you think it sounds whiney, even a little bit, dont send it.
3. Women want the D. This is fact. They do not want to date and/or fuck a womanly manlett with a penis.
4. Dont fucking whine. It wont get you laid.
5. Make eye contact. It doesnt matter if you feel awkward. Fake it. Youll eventually make it.
6. Talk about the shit you would normally talk about with people. Dont get wierd. This one takes alot of self reflection. But there are billions of women. Have at it.

You may be wondering why the no whining rule appeared alot. Its because its all i see you little shits do with women. It really doesnt work. Stop it.

Ive done my part, small though it may be. I now have a clean conscince. God damn you beta faggots are sad.

>. I now have a clean conscince. God damn you beta faggots are sad.

At least we can spell "conscience"

Meh. Like i said, its clear. If thats all you take from this, thats your problem

You had sex with your ugly fat mother's sister's child? gj now GTFO

Pro tip: OK now if you want to thrust your ship into pinky holes. Just ask them straightly. It works every 30 tries. Don't you care motherfucker this asshole is right your life is short anyway

>thats your problem
>thats

You ain't shit, nigga. Girls ain't into trick ass marks who can't spell and shit

At least we remember to put apostrophes in their proper places, too.

Buceta

Yeah, ur right OP. I acted uninterested and just cool with this chaser girl I could tell sorta liked me... And I am now in my first extremely happy relationship!

Mission successful

No?

I feel you told us not to whine because that is your biggest flaw.
I do not swim in the puss because I am extremely ugly and very conscious of it.
Not because I whine

You're wrong. Don't want to be that user but being ugly is only true if you have a fucked up DNA. In your case you are just unhealthy. Eat better, workout or shut the fuck up about it.

Yea again, not the point. Autocorrect is off and im on a phone. I could give two fucks about apostrophes.

Im extremely healthy, I work out, and am still ugly.
Ive just stopped caring user.
Animals love me, thats enough love for me.

I would let that girl give me fucking aids, bro.

Pic?

Umm i get steady puss. This isnt about me. This is about helping those that need it

Don't forget about Waifus.
3D is overrated.

Yea me too. Shit id let her give me the whole rainbow of stds

You care, you just don't want to look at the source of your misery.

Help yourself, don't give up!

Shamless self bump with tatas. I feel more of b must read this

Is it cool to send this to my crush?

Hey how you doing its user not like the one you're thinking of but the one you met at school today. Lol we have three classes together so I just had to get your number.
Anyway I'm off to go make some cheddar I'll see you thorsday

No. None of that is cool. You know this.

Nope stopped caring

Yeah sure

Yeah sure dudely, totally not tootin your flute or anything.
Right? Right

Ye

Dammit... just in case youre not. It comes off as creeperish

I think better advice would be that a women doesn't suddenly make your life perfect.
If you're feeling incomplete or not valuable without the gf, then you'll probably feel the same with the gf, or at least be heartbroken when she sees that she's the only thing going on in your life and leaves.

In other words, you need to be perfectly alright with not having a gf before you can reliably get one.

Say these words to yourself every night and every morning: I am the greatest good in my own life.

I may be just a leetle. But my advice is solid and tested. Youre not bad looking dude. Youd be suprised where talking can get you

Also sound advice.

You are way to be perfectly healthy. Trust me you underestimate how facial muscles matter when caring about beauty and such.

I'm not American but your "average" fat guy isn't "normal".

Op here. Yall have to understand. I was there. I was like that. But im excellent at reading social cues and learned from my mistakes. Alot of anons here arnt. I want to help yall. I want to see yall get laid. You guys are my bros.

Thanks.
I like to think that a general attitude/strategy towards this is better than a bunch of rules that don't come as a natural consequence of your behavior.

Op why do you give so much of a shit? I'm going to college and working a part-time job. I'm happy with that life and when I'm horny, I just watch porn and it satisfies me.

her name?

Ive got shit experiences.
Ive realized that although there may be one out there for me, Im just no longer willing to wade through the shit to get to her.
Long bottles and cigarette daydreams are all the love I need now man.
If there was advice I could give, itd be to give the hell up when you know your done

5 years, it took me 5 years to get to this point.
I dont need to push harder anymore.

Its much better. But autists like rules and bullet points. I feel they must be used in conjunction

This guys knows what's up.
If you're feeling obligated to get the gf just because "it's what guys do," that's a pretty shitty reason to get the gf.

If it happens, it happens. It's actually much better that way because the girl will like you for who you are and not the act you're putting on.

Never give up. A quote i read stands out for me. It doesnt truly apply but the concept does.

"Death is lighter than a feather, duty is heavier than a mountain"

Life is a struggle. It always will be. You cant let it defeat you. You have to fight, and fight, and fight. Only then will you get your reward.

No idea. I figured the hotness would draw more attention. More tatas

i don't give a fuck about the text. not a beta fag.
but the girl looks like nice fap material

Exactly dude don't force it.

Im not suicidal you twat, I just dont care about women anymore.
Fuck that noise. I dont need it.
I have my b.a. in accounting, I play bass, and I have a job.
Relationships have lost their meaning to me
If I wanted to die, Id be dead.
I live by that

Its not those who are happy with what they have that this is targeting. Its those who arnt and tryhard.

Female hotness tier list:
>Spics
>Crackers
>Chinks
>Hand and lotion
>Curry niggers
>Sand niggers
>Niggers

Debate me.

As i said the quote itself doesnt apply. The concept of the struggle does.

I used to be that way but I realized my error and got a job. When I started working I became happier with myself.

Id switch chinks and spics

Right then what 2 more years and you are done?

This is bullshit. You don't need to be fighting.

Get down to earth. Just try to make your life a little better everyday. Even if you don't care about fucking bestial stuff. Being charismatic is actually pretty interesting in the everyday life. Peeps are dump.

More tatas for you

So. Fucking. Close.

...

Kato Steamgirl

Moar

Kate 'Kato' Lambert

...

I dont think you understand how little I care about continuing my blood line.
I have hit a wall and have shown no progress in the past two years.
I have not stopped trying. The results have stopped.
I am charismatic, I just dont care to show it on an anonymous messaging board where the truth is more readilly distributed

I have no need fpr the application, as it doesnt apply to me.
I do not struggle, Ive lost the interest to continue a fruitless effort
That was the point of the previous post.
Im not depressed, I just dont care

...

Then youve lost the struggle.

I don nead know book larnin'.

Lost? Ive won.
Being single is my future.
I find success in other aspects of my life.
Places most only dream of and never reach.
It may not be what you want, but its what I chose.
I think thats what you fail to grasp

I don't know what you say. Having kids is a stupid idea when you know how life is shitty nowadays with 7 billions faggots. Still, making your life easier isn't only about beauty. Try to invest more times in your hobbies as well as sleeping better, ...

When you dont care, youve lost. Whatever you happen to tell yourself. You already complained about finding a woman. You cant untype it.

Yeah good job. Too bad none of us has interwebs to look this stuff up ourselves. How does it feel to be a pretentious asshole?

Like most people, it varies from day to day. Ive avoided commenting on it for a while now. But it was just getting too prevalent.

Dude don't argue with him. It's his life and it's his choice. If he's happy why do you care?

I sleep 5 hours, its enough.
I dont need hobbies.
I have my work

I did, and its true. I cant find the right woman.
What I am able to get is far below what I require.
Ive given up, but that doesnt mean Ive lost.
I no longer waste time pursuing a worthless goal.
Ive won
I feel that you fail to grasp that

>not a beta
>fap material
Uhhhh, think again.

Because his posts ring of despondency.

Fucking this. You idiots think there is only one true way of living but this is retarded thinking. Just do what makes you happy.

Nevertheless you might be wrong about what you truly enjoy. Why is that? Well because you haven't tried, Baka!

What the fuck? Do you not seriously enjoy anything in life? Can you share what was your dream when you were younger (not judging)?

Looks are waaay down the list of things you need to get bitches. Attractive or not. In my opinion.

not that either of those anons, but it's obvious he's not happy. You will never be as happy as you could until you have some one who didn't birth you who loves you. You will never be as unhappy as you could be until that same person crushes you. Real shit.

You get that quote from The Wheel of Time series?

See

WUUUUUUUT? YOU USELESS NO GETTIN' FAGGOT.

Yeah bro...not even bad looking. You do look like a dork though. Work on your sense of humor and confidence.

checked and **couldn't

Sword of Truth series i believe

Go back to your slum because it's where u belong.

No the could is intentional. Id fuck him twice over an apostaphe

I wanted to joined the Navy, I trained to join, was at the peak of physical condition.
I had the scores to be a Seal.
I wanted to be a systems analyst.
I was told that my eyes prevented me from enlisting.
Thats when I started to stop caring user, thats when

Obviously its deeper than that user, see See aboves

And how would you know that? Not every guy wants or needs sex. Not every guy needs to have a gf or wife. Also why is it our duty to have these responsibilities but women get to choose the way they live?

See
Im truly sorry shit didnt work out for you.

You are actually not bad looking at all

unless you skate, and skate well lose the spit fire hat, get some glasses that complement you, not one that make you generic, and wear some early age, 2008 tier hipster shit, looks nice and its not overly edgy, and if you dont like your face grow a dope beard, luckily they are in now. My buddy is actually ugly and he grew a beard and his confidence went way up, he can grow a really good beard though.

Yeah I mean I'm not going to try to delve into your psyche. Seems like you have an idea of an "ideal" girl in mind you just think it's a fruitless goal. Well, it wouldn't be if you weren't so fucking depressing. I know that you claim you aren't depressed and I believe you but it's a bummer to even read what you type. You're whole attitude is a bummer. Of course you can't get the girl you want, you're a fucking robot who used his "logic" to convince himself that life is a bore. Girls just want to have fun, believe that shit it's more true than any other cliche about women.

>mfw I realised all of these pointers on my own through years or trial and error
>mfw OP actually gives good advice on Sup Forums of all places
>mfw autistic betas will make excuses jot to take advice

*just so they don't have to take the advice

There isnt some deeper meaning to this.
I understand why they did it.
I moved on since then

Im in my sleepy time shit.
If you really must know, Im over on fa.
I know how to wear clothes correctly.
And hipster clothing is douchey as sin

Look, Ive grown up in a place in rural America that few even believe is still real.
The kind of place youd see in movies from the sixties.
I do not live in that town anymore, it has long been gone.
The few women who share my wish for this place are gone.
Im willing to compromise, but not on this.
Civility is gone, and I doubt I will find a place where I can find another.
I may have too much logic, but there are too many with a lack of it today.

What if I don't want a dumb, vapid whore?What then?

I know user, I cant answer the second question, its not society that makes these rules, Its you biology, these emotions and feelings of completeness, wholeness and happiness that come from love are your internal biology. Some how we weren't trusted on being able to have the insight or knowledge to go out and do some of these things on our own. So instinct manifested these emotions to help us decide which behavior to pursue, and how to feel when it happens.

Not saying you cant be content alone, there are plenty of things that our evolutionary course didn't foresee that could make us ok with being single. (books video games, ect.) But you wont be as happy as you could be, just saying.

I want to see them succeed. But after this i wont make it my buisness like this anymore. Not so prevalently.

Stop hiring prostitutes?

Ok thats a lie. I will never stop trying to make this a place of mature immaturity

Bro it doesn't matter where you grew up or what dream you have for your own social setting. There is someone who feels the same way. Many in fact. And you don't have to travel the world to find her. She's probably a few miles away.

I have already told you that there is someone out there.
I have also told you Im done wading in shit to reach the stream.
Im not going to lie to you and say that youve changed me user.
You and I are nobody to eachother

And I suppose my response to that is that you don't have to wade through shit. Not asking for validation or for you to lie to me, just giving a different perspective.

"Life's not a bitch, she's a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch because she wouldn't let you get that pussy."

Youre somebody to the people here. Youre a lesson

Little late, but damn OP's right

I want the best for all my /bros

Good advice op i will add a few pointers
>count your words and send less than she does when texting. never type lol because u dont know what to say. keep it short and get to the point. Example:( 1. yo 2. come do X with me.)

>tease her, poke fun at her accent, call her a midget, ruffle her hair, ect.
>dont smile, put a amused look on your face. Never take anything she says seriously turn it into a joke.
> if she insults you its a test to see if your self conscious. turn it into a hyperbole. example: what up with ur hair? oh my barber is blind.

OP is a faggot

>Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)19:10:07 No.702994
fucking weeb burn in furry hell

Op agrees