Trying to think of the most evil, most edgy, heaviest metal word or phrase of all time. Names that have to live up to metal itself. Brutal riffage and the pure American testosterone of Lamb of God, haunting atmospheres of Opeth, occasional unabashed prog of Dream Theater ala Train of Thought, virtuosity ( sweep picking at insane speeds, tasteful solos like candy raining out of heaven ) wicked sounds straight from Hell. I have a few words that are broad enough and will use one if another doesn't feel right, but it would be nice to give back to Sup Forums, the only community besides the metal community that I really identify with. It would be cool to say mu came up with the name.
Some names I have.. Cult, or Kvlt .. Cheesy right? But if it was truly great metal, epic, am I right?
Slave .. Because I am one person and am a virtuoso at all necessary instruments, this would work, I am a slave to metal.
Spawn .. EPIC fucking name, but would probably be hard to use.
These are a few names: Tbh I'm screenshotting this and writing it more for myself, but it really would be awesome to have a connection to the mutants.
Robert Jenkins
DemonWomb
Lincoln Walker
the band
Jose Rodriguez
Nigger cunt slave-spawn
Michael Clark
Dragon/Pussy Destructor
Ryan Bailey
Radiohead
Alexander Morales
Shredded Lettuce
Ryder Bennett
Slaves to the Kvlt of the Hellspawn
Luke Robinson
SL4V3, edgy but accessible to people like gamers
Dominic Campbell
Swamp
Juan Long
I AM THE LORD
Jace Ortiz
RAZOR
Zachary Brooks
(the) Melvins
Joshua Jones
SLIT WRIST SYNDROME
Gabriel Sullivan
"metal" kys
Adrian Bailey
TRUMP FUCK
Dylan Clark
>occasional unabashed prog of Dream Theater ala Train of Thought you could have at least picked a good album
Noah Taylor
the trick is saying am ironic name so that people get you to be super heavy. Like Kittens Brothel or Maho Shouhou Krieg-chan
Jaxson Powell
MegaLamb Slayer of Opeth Sabbath Theater-allica
Chase Perry
here's some brutal names, you can have them all
Runt Crusher
Smegma Dogma
Rudeness Defined
Galaxy Obliterator
The Unpunished Naughty Boys
The Last Picked For Kickball
Baby Exterminators
Tyler Diaz
KÜNT
Samuel Jenkins
Suiside Deth Reck
Carter Robinson
MGTOW Dad
Ass Jihad
Bachman-Feminism Overdrive
Feminist Speedwagon
Guns'n'Feminism
Feminism Dupree
Joseph Perry
Death Grips
Sebastian Harris
real band great band
Henry Perez
Prolapse Destruction
Eli Gutierrez
Petrol Powered Goon Bag Holocaust
But it's already taken.
Nicholas Mitchell
The Necro-Lich's Abominations Unto the Great Gods of Babylon Whom Bring Pestilence Upon those Whom They Have Laid Blessings Upon
Easton Diaz
>Rudeness Defined >The Unpunished Naughty Boys
top kek friendo
Jordan Sanders
This is so kvlt that perhaps there is no band worthy of it.
Oliver Fisher
Cuntfilth Niggerknocker
Chase Gutierrez
pure evil
Jordan Rodriguez
The Beach Boys
Elijah Ross
JEHOVAH
Mason Ward
NiggaTooth
Austin Bell
Evilness is worn out. Religious terms and philosophy are cool now. Just look at Anicon releasing and album called Exegeses with a song called World as Will.
Try Hesychasm, Paraleipoménon,Tetelestai or any other Christian term in Greek. Just pick a word out of the Septuagint at random.
It's edgy since the words are used by Christians but you're not Christian. Basically use the Batushka meme
Ryan Sullivan
Just name it after an obscure Roman emperor
Gavin Garcia
/thread this is it bois, metal can stop being made now
