>Final two minutes of American football game an intense series of hustle, strategy, and skill. Other team can run the clock down so teams employ time management and special teams to keep themselves in the game. Any injuries penalize the team by charging them a timeout, so there's no incentive to fake to stop the clock >Final 45 minutes of a Povertyball game: Oh I'm too hurt to carry on. I'll never walk again. How much time is left? OH GOD THE PAIN. I can count stars... i-is that Jesus? Carry me away I literally can't go on.
Sure is a mystery why this sport isn't popular in America.
Jeremiah Cox
its actually pretty popular in the cities that have it
Joseph Garcia
>up one nil >better park the bus Great "sport" there, bongs.
Nolan Brooks
Yeah, because time isn't added on for injuries and a player is just allowed to lay there for 45 minutes.
You actually sat there seething about this enough to write this fucking blog post? wew lad. Tight life.
Lucas Long
To be fair, the fact that footy can remain popular despite games arguably becoming more and more boring is also a mystery. Our clubs just need to die, everything is really starting to feel like a qatari and russian money-laundering scam.
Blake Gutierrez
>let's watch 4 hours of commercials and 11 minutes of actual gameplay that involves large black bulls in tight pants
t. cuckegg fans
Andrew Howard
>full time is over >add on a fraction of all the wasted time that occured during the game >stoppage time is over >oh wait one team is still trying to score >let's see how long I can give them to actually score
get this time shit fixed already, stop the fucking clock during play stoppages, end the game when time is over
Lincoln Collins
Both sports are pussy anyway, nice body armour, pussies.
Julian Wilson
Do you think they carry pads in their handbags too?
Aiden Ross
>not respecting the superiority of black men Jamal is going to have to discipline you.
>final two minutes of handegg (50% of the game) >but first, 30 minutes of commercials
Carson Adams
Or their clutch.
Owen Price
OP you're embarrassing yourself
This is why everyone hates us
Logan Gomez
can confirm
Grayson White
The bigger flaw is >most functional part of human body >banning all but one player from using it
Hudson Sanders
>the most functional piece of armour is the shield >ban all players from using it
Explain this about american football.
Zachary Hernandez
Spoken like a true frenchman. Don't wanna mess up your hair.
Jackson Perry
Do you want to look like a dirty scummy english forward with broken teeth and no hair?
Cameron Morales
And that, boys and girls, is why handegg has a 60 minute game time but lasts 4 hours, but football has a 90 minute timer and lasts under 2 hours including half time, injury time and any fergie time.
Jonathan Thomas
Fuck handegg and anyone who watches that cuck shit
Evan Johnson
I'd rather be an actual man than a thong wearing fairy soccerfag.
Wyatt Thomas
That we can agree on.
James Ortiz
The fuck are you talking about
Literally everything humans do is based around the hand, hey let's ban people frof using it
