How come you don't have abs?

How come you don't have abs?

Because my body was severed just below the ribcage.

bc I have a qt gf and beer is amazing

Good question, I'm thin and strong so where the fuck they at

Because I'd rather be strong than aesthetic.

Food.

That's why.

oh

I do.

Can't afford a gym membership.

I do!

They're just covered by 30 pounds of fat.

Who said I don't? Stop projecting m8

I do, though I am somewhat skinny at 175 lbs, but I'm no skinny faggot with fake abs. Anyways, it's not worth it tbh. It's mostly diet. Unless you really enjoy eating clean (it's possible), the payoff is really not that great. I'd probably get greater satisfaction out of eating a thing of cookies. Which I'm starting to do.

I do though, they're just hiding.

Calculate your body fat percentage. You want it

everyone has abs

Almost there. Fencing workout gets me close but I drink too much.

I enjoy food a bit too much

only acceptable answer

This. Most people just don't know how to reduce bodyfat.

Because im a fat fuck who cant stop eating why else?

We all have abs you retard, otherwise we couldn't sustain our upper body. Why don't your abs show would have been the better question. And they do...so fuck you!

Because i'm not an insecure, vain faggot who needs the validation of gym rats.

I'm a depressed alcoholic.

Dude is hot tho.

>how come you don't have gyno
ftfy

I'm incapable of improving myself

i dont do cardio or lift hardly ever

i'm a skinny fat shit tier

always been, i was really thin as a child, but already got that belly chub around the waist

This is the second time in my life that I'm making an effort to get abs. Honestly, unless you're pounding the gym an hour everyday at 30, you're not going to have chiseled abs, you'll be in amazing shape, but abs are basically the "I'm too dedicated to something for normal relationships card."

because I am at least 22% body fat

Shit happened. Emotional eating. Doctor noticed I still had strong ab muscles under my new fat during annual checkup.

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