Advice on picking up a girl on Sup Forums. I have plenty of opportunities IRL or through Tinder but I want someone who browses Sup Forums specifically. I am declaring this a non tits or gtfo thread in order to get advice from women as well as men. But I'll assume you're a man without pics
Advice on picking up a girl on Sup Forums...
First of all, never admit to making a thread like this. You should feel shame
Secondly, just find a girl who says fam by accident (could be reddit or Sup Forums), listens to vaporwave (could still be either) and publicly denies laughing at memes (this is the kicker that means she frequents Sup Forums and not reddit.
yeah I can detect them IRL but it's rare and actually I've met someone who was on Sup Forums and a smoke through tinder but what I want is to actually do it through Sup Forums
and by met I mean asked to make out with and we did but then she got too drunk and we never saw each other again so you see I have a great gatsby // daisy duke type obsession with finding someone like thiis again and dropping 9/11 memes while we bang
Then wait til it's 11 pm. Do a (your state) get in here thread. Meet people who live by you at a bar.
I would kill myself if my gf frequented Sup Forums. I can barely live with myself as a degenerate let alone another human... though it would be easier to explain my porn folder..
yep that's the move. yeah I've thought it may be better to keep the two worlds separate but I also honestly enjoy insane/autistic/nihilistic women so I think it could work.
STOP SCROLLING IF YOU ARE A WOMAN ENTER THIS THREAD AND GIVE ME ADVICE THANKS
This is the worst thread I've seen ever and I've been posting on this shithole since 2007
Some times you just gotta throw the youngen's a bone.
you a woman tho ?
Tits or get the fuck out
Also there are no girls
Identifying yourself is ammo to troll you
Op is fag
Super fag
Do you women want super fag
there are too girls
Bump because stupidest thread ever come in here look at retards helping retards
Also check um
Are you a girl?
I am also not fag
no I am the OP
are you a girl?
Op is always fag
I'm a troll
And a girl
Do I lie
maybe. but hey, do you maybe have advice on how to pick up women on Sup Forums ? (purpose of the thread)
go to fucking /soc/ you child.
>finding love or even a fuck on Sup Forums
You're going to be disappointed in a lot of things in life if you've got an attitude like this. Are you 15 or something?
Yes, I need a fag in my life. Asian men are damn difficult to convince for a peg
I am 23 and am not taking the outcome of this thread as seriously as you seem to think. I am aware of soc. I am aware that there is no special trick and that pulling a girl on Sup Forums would be difficult.
I also think it has probably been done before and I would like to hear about that, if someone knows about that
in theory I'm down for a peg but you probably live thousands of miles away from me. at least we have proven that his works in theory
Okay you seriously want some advice?
Don't bother.
The likelihood that any given poster who responds to you is not what you are looking for is too high. And even if it is a female (which is a pretty big ask) the likelihood of her being some sort of con-artist or someone with ulterior motives is likewise very high. If I were a girl and considering responding to this thread, you would be one of the best and most desperate marks I've ever seen.
If that doesn't dissuade you, try and start a fight/fuck/drink thread for your area. Worst case scenario a nerd punches you in the jaw.
However, that's not really what Sup Forums is for. It's what /soc/ is for. Like /soc/ was literally made to stop camwhores and desperate idiots like you from shitting up Sup Forums any more than it's already shit.
hi, femanon here
You know what this post sounds like to me? When one character in the first 20 minutes of a heist movie describes to the other why the heist is impossible. and guess what nigga? it's a two hour movie. I'm not interested in this because it is easy.
thank you for the informative advice tho
sure hi so tell me what you would look for in a Sup Forums man
also hi! hi! you're hot! here is your attention, will you continue talking please? i am bored and you could unbore me
pathetic
boring