i used to believe we were burnin' on the edge of somethin' beautiful somethin' beautiful sellin' a dream smoke and mirrors keep us waiting on a miracle on a miracle
say, go through the darkest of days heaven's a heartbreak away never let you go, never let me down oh, it's been a hell of a ride driving the edge of a knife never let you go, never let me down
don't you give up, nah-nah-nah i won't give up, nah-nah-nah let me love you let me love you don't you give up, nah-nah-nah i won't give up, nah-nah-nah let me love you let me love you oh, baby, baby
think the lack of likes on mix has really got to nova he seems a bit down
Charles Williams
Ah yes
Yes. Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
fab!
Anthony Flores
THE FARTY SHITH PEESIDENT OF THE POONITED SHARTS OF ARSEMERICA, TOILET BOG FART
Jaxson Rogers
Decided to try online dating at the weekend.
Literally 0 results for women that don't want children within fifty miles of me.
Already deleted my account. Fuck sake.
Bentley Sullivan
*defoos you*
Jaxon Kelly
El Presidenté of the Islamic Sharts of Arsemerica Toilet Bog Fart abolishes TP as his first act as pooreshitdent
Dominic Sanchez
The Pooty Pissth Pooshitdent of the Poonited Sharts of Arsemerica, Toilet Bog Fart has taken his seat in the Oval Orifice of the White-porcelain Outhouse, Washitington D.C. (Dump Crap)
Dominic Watson
really don't like it when my mum goes out by herself, especially when it's dark
Aiden Hernandez
pressy poo poo fart
Hudson Rogers
actually i'm buzzing i sent it to a dj/promoter/artist/label owner here that i met at one of the dnb nights and he's going to listen to it after work
Jordan Gonzalez
>be me >know this girl from last year as talked to her once and seen her in lectures >accidently liked one of her photos even though no her friend on FB >see her in a club before this happened >she's sitting on some guys thigh (must've banged, right) >walk out of shop >pass her >she smiles at me weirdly >see her look at me from the corner of her eye?
should i say hi again or avoid her because of her slut behaviour?
Juan Davis
...
Angel Gonzalez
is your mum wearing that tight little cocktail dress?
well, she'll be getting my cock(tail) tonight ;)
Owen Morales
poo po oooo wank poooo poooo farttttttt willlly bummmmm
poooooooooooooooooo
Noah Jackson
forgot my reddit flag ffs
Daniel Smith
didn't read a word of this twaddle
Oliver Green
You're doing it wrong
Connor Robinson
yeah yeah I'll listen to it after work buddy *walks off and listens to something else*
Trump might be a good president if people give him a chance
Henry Hill
shit im in a taxi and haven't got enough to pay. I see a camera in the corner so I get make a runner
Dylan James
TPP is terrible
Lincoln Hill
>Crispy seaweed it's actually cabbage that's fried then salted it isn't seaweed mate
Angel Williams
Good choices and good for supporting /brit/s favourite immigrant community
Ayden Green
i thought the same about Bob Bradley and Swansea
and that was a pile of shit, he costed us like 10 points this season the fucking yank cunt
Ian Evans
Just had horrible sleep paralysis lads
Was absolutely shitfaced, wandering around outside, didn't know where i fucking was till i found my road sign. Managed to get myself home and got in bed with the boyfriend and the dog. Snuggled up and went to sleep. Woke up completely disorientated and couldn't make sense of the world. Asked my boyfriend why he brought a dog home. He kept looking at me all funny like 'this is our dog' but I knew we didnt have a dog, He was certain about it. This was our dog, lived with us for years he asked what was wrong with me. Thought i was going mental then this fucking doll started moving, looking at me all funny.
Then I realised i was asleep, i hoped i was at least. I closed my eyes as hard as I could and jumped awake. Woke up irl, alone on the sofa in the dark with my laptop next to me. Completely unable to move for a good 20 seconds and not knowing if i was awake or asleep yet.
Every time this happens I ask myself. I was awake in that dream for many hours. I had full conversations and completed tasks unaware i was dreaming, yet was only asleep for an hour or so.
How do I know I'm not dreaming now. Is life a ruse?
ps pls send hugs im scared to turn the light on and look around
Brayden Morgan
brrapppposting is starting to affect me irl. gf bends over and subconsciously i'm thinking 'BRRRRRAAAAPPPPPP'. might be a problem.
Isaiah Cox
>germany (reminder: still a yank colony. It's occupation after wwii has never officially ended) caring about its bull's interest more than americans themselves >why yes Mr. Goldstein, you can sue my governments for trillions of dollars and my descendants will happily pay you back forever + interests
Oops, tee hee sorry user. Stretching just lets one rip without me knowing
Leo Jones
I would like to know you have wasted your time posting these links. I will not click them I will never click them.
Carter Roberts
yeah i dunno you might have added in some cool sound effects or something post your decks, i'm thinking about buying some and getting my brother's mate to teach me how to dj
Henry Collins
this gimmick isn't remotely funny
Luis Russell
stop doing this crap meme
Mason Harris
president toilet bog fart
Landon Evans
drunk enough that I messaged the utter specimen I matched with earlier
luckily it was a pretty out there message so it's likely she'll turn it down
I give up trying to redpill eurocucks tbqh. Algeria-Sénégal soon. Enjoy your debt, dépression and inferioriry complex that transforms into à superiority complex online lados haha
Aaron Adams
business idea: get trump to hire the german poster here and get him to do the direct opposite of whatever he says
Ryder Hall
gBOR-EI5BI-=v?hctaw/moc.ebutuoy.www//:sptth
Christian Richardson
brap just reminds me of black men throwing gun fingers up
really hate this awful meme
Hudson Long
>drunk
lad... it's sunday
Ian Scott
well i used the filters and eq when transitioning and played with them a bit during the tracks
i use a numark mixtrack pro 3, will be buying a proper mixer and cdjs (so i can also mix in vinyl) when i can afford to spend money on them
Luke Brown
got a big box of beef flavored ramen noodles from walmart and honestly i'm pretty excited about it haha
Jayden Garcia
>not indomie mi goreng
William Moore
do NOT care
Carter Lewis
pardon the pub but this is why /brit/ is absolute shit.
I understand how /brit/ is a massive fuck you to the janitors but this is just fucking childish and pathetic.
JFs doing it should be exterminated as well, the cunts.
