What are essential MAN movies?

What are essential MAN movies?
As in movies that girls wouldn't understand/appreciate.
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The Revenant

predator

Stand By Me.

Rocky

inb4 master an commander

Apocalypse now

>What are essential MAN movies?
>As in movies that girls wouldn't understand/appreciate.
Gay porn.

nah, women can relate with immanents themes like love, vengeance, family, adventure, purpose.

Le Samourai
The Conformist
Enemy

Anything with Bruce Campbell. Except maybe Spiderman 3.

There Will Be Blood

Red Dawn and Conan The Barbarian.

Barry Lyndon
Reservoir Dogs
Heat

any movies dealing with Honor, Courage, Loyalty, Respect are far beyond any womans grasp that they might as well be watching a blank screen.

Falling Down? I feel like the right girl would be able to understand/appreciate it but the average girl, or in fact person, would not understand the politics/messages/symbols in the film. They would just get hysterical and think the whole movie is just about a psychopathic murderer running around shooting people for no reason.

Platoon

Pic is not related you fag.


Straw Dogs
Predator
The Searchers

>When a man's partner is killed, he's supposed to do something about it. It doesn't make any difference what you thought of him. He was your partner and you're supposed to do something about it. And it happens we're in the detective business. Well, when one of your organization gets killed, it's-it's bad business to let the killer get away with it, bad all around, bad for every detective everywhere.

Sad but factually true

Mulan

The Deer Hunter
Cool Hand Luke
The Hustler
Das Boot

>Le Samourai
agree

Warcraft

The Lion King
Toy Story
Bambi

>women will never know what it's like to risk your life for your comrades! I do though from watching movies on my computer

Whenever I watch this movie with family, my mum and sister always say something like, "Boromir was a dick anyway, he deserved to die".
They truly don't understand.

Umm I understand all these movies

The Big Red One

Might as well say Drive.

Well duh, these are men's movies

That's because male to female transexuals are still men.

Explain Straw Dogs to me, beyond a simple plot synopsis.

I was born XX

2 Russell Crowe movies.

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I would say this as well. I'm tempted to say FMJ or Strangelove, too. I've had girlfriends' eyes gloss over during Strangelove.

Taxi driver

fuck off

You claim to be a girl, yet you're on the Internet and you seem like a reasonable human being.
You're a liar

>Disney's social deconstructionism hocking feminism
>We can be boys too!

Are you joking?

Umm... thanks for the compliment?

I watched a lot of these growing up with my brothers.

Stop kissing ass. It's a guy

>Attention whoring on Sup Forums
It could very well be a girl

How can you have brothers when we as a species don't exist?

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what the fuck

Fight Club is a satire of hypermasculinity written by a fag.

The Columbine movie since women can't suffer bullying

Jaden pls

>predestination
>kill bill vol 1
>primer
>triangle
anything time fuckey

a man has to reclaim his masculinity via violence after his wife is taken by a more aggressive man

deep shit (to a male)

Some women will advise you there's no need to strive to succeed in life as a man.

Remember how it is: they don't know what they want. Obviously it usually a bad idea to follow advice from a woman about how to be a man, how to view your masculinity. Maybe your wife of 20 years can say that to you and be trusted on it. But nobody else.

>anything time fuckey
Movies for effeminate dorks.
Took you long enough to write something that is less than a plot synopsis. I'm guessing you don't have a clue.

Fight Club

Please give me a brief explanation of the significance of Boromir's death.

kek

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The Watch

>working for a living
>overcoming fear
>sacrifice

trailer for cinderella man is pure oscar bait

My mum was more affected by this scene than I was. She also like Master & Commander though.

Actually females are crazy about gay porn

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You should ask to your mom's husband if he liked it too.

I guess it's possible a China girl would understand the concepts of respect and bringing honour on your family, but there's no way they would understand the deeper implications of I'll Make a Man Out Of You beyond the kick ass tune.

You're not a girl when you had a dick at birth.

Sean Bean's contractual agreement

>penis = man

wew lad

I will when he's finished servicing the bull.

please be in London

Stalker
2001
Heavy Metal

you're a big guy

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Remember when it wasn't "politically incorrect" to state the obvious? Women don't understand capes. Women don't understand heroes. Women don't understand villains. Women don't understand dramatic theater.

a woman wrote this

HM? Women love HM.

Go home Movie Girl

How come no one posted this movie? Disappointed.

>t. man pretending to be a female for (You)s

Manliest scene of all time coming through

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>Anything involving duty or loyalty
Why can't they understand, lads?

Because they're women.