**Confession Time**

**Confession Time**
Tell us a secret you never told a family member, or a confession to the biggest crime you ever committed. Just tell us any fucking secret. Go

My ex said she would try anal and never did for a year. Eventually I fucked her dog's ass and tried to put it in my ex's butt when she was sleeping, even trying it with sleeping pills a couple times.

I hate my gf for cheating on me with my best friend yet im still with her, i am bi, and i snort oxy

Sniffed my sister and my stepmoms dirty underwear. Even licked the crotch area but felt kinda disgusted afterward. Didnt stop me from sniffing them again and jacking off with them

I'm extremely prone to dubs, but noone believes me.

My dad has no idea that I dress up like a girl, wear makeup and get fucked like a bitch

I like penis.

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Yours too

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> tortured my hamster so badly he lost all his legs, both ears, tail and went blind. I killed him off by hanging him

Wtf thats sick. You need help

I pushed my little brother off the top of the slide when we were kids, about 7 or 8, and he had to go to the hospital. I deny to this day and never got in trouble for it, I told everyone we were playing and he was just mad he got hurt but I purposely pushed him.
He flipped his pancreas.
He brought it up on his 14th bday, I went to hug him and he mumbled "I still got you for shoving me, mother fucker" and that was all that was said.

How old were you when you did that? I knew a girl that threw her hamster out the window when she was 14 and she thought it was very funny. I told her parents tho.

"I still got you" What does he mean by that?

i fap to trap threads.
i really don't feel like working and having success, i'll probably ruin my life in drugs or suicide.

Lolll

He's gonna revenge kill me in my sleep one day

I sometimes fap to traps, I'm a kissless virgin but only one friend suspects it, I feel depressed and unhappy every day and the only thing that makes me happy are video games and shitty memes, i have only 1 good friend and he's starting to annoy the shit out of me. These are things I've never told anyone.

Why not go and say sorry to him then?

OP Here. I relieve you all of your sins, may the peace be with you

Lol what?
Because we're in our twenties now and he was being a little bitch hogging the slide.

Ehh ok then fair enough

Don't come crying to me when your dead tho

i have never had sex without a condom, although i have had opportunities.

i missed out on young love and it/i feels bad all the time

That's me except i have no friends feelsbad man

If u fap to traps. Kill urself asap

I poted in like every thread on /ck/ since last year

But it's okay be to be one, yes? :3

Me and my sister had casual sex back in highschool. We are 27 and 28 now and still fool around sometimes.

Poted in like......poted in like...
Nope. However I look at it, it doesn't get any better.

When I was 19, I participated in a grow op raid. I also stole a generator from my school (one of the large, trailer-mounted ones).

I am now 32 and worth $20m. But back then, I was a criminal.

You are not worth 20 million faggot. Proof or shut the fuck up

Wow dude grow a backbone and dump that cunt

I want to kill myself every day

> . . . I fucked her dog's ass . . .
I fucked my dogs ass a few times. It was pretty good, but he didn't know to clench his ring when I was cumming.

6/10 would ass-fuck a dog again

I've touched my sisters friends while they slept. I was 16 they were 13. Shit was sweet.

I think about suicide/dying to help myself fall asleep at night. It's actually pretty effective.

I was 17

$2.1m in liquid assets (post-taxes payable on earnings that are in my corporation, but I have not yet taken personally), plus
$~0.5m in gains on a variety of private assets (illiquid) that I own from a few different deals,
plus >$15m in value of a startup that I own a significant portion of (7%). That is completely illiquid, but that's still the valuation.

It went blind because I kept on spraying its face with deoderant and all its bits fell off because it got infected. It had little septic stumps for legs and I could hear it tapping when it walked about because there was no sawdust or anything for it.

jacked off to 2girls1cup multiple times

Literally kys

Juggled with some hamsters, threw them about.. accidentally killed one trying to stop them fighting.. I feel bad for all that I have done to them. I will never forgive myself and I dont know why I did that shit to them.

I like pot and pots, user

I wanna fuck my sister really bad

But why did your dad molest you? And did you feel like a faggot when you enjoyed it?

Kinda like the idea of fucking a trap. I mean, a very feminine, very smooth shaven, cute trap with long hair. Like if I met any guy that looked and acted like a girl in every way possible but just a had a penis.
>Fuck yes.

My older sister molested me several times when I was too young to know anything about sex up until my early teens. It really fucked me up, gave me a fetish that makes me feel ashamed, and no one cares because I'm a dude.

And poting and things you poted?

>It really fucked me up, gave me a fetish that makes me feel ashamed,

What is your fetish?

What's the fetish?
>this sounds like the real secret

Incest

That didn't happen.

Ironically though I did actually hand rear the hamsters myself after the mother started eating them, I fed then with a pipette every 4 hours for 2 weeks on a run. This one I eventually killed was one of 4 that survived. Another we gave ecstasy to but it didn't die. The blind one used to literally jump and shriek towards the cage whenever it heard I was near to try and scare me off lol

None of that is proof dickhead- what's the company called?

I cheated on current GF twice but never got laid both times cause I came in my pants. Now when ever I hang out with her I get these mad anxiety pangs but I can break it off because I am a bitch.

See cunt that's what being honest looks like- stop kidding yourself and tell us how you've always wanted to fuck your granny.

>Because we're in our twenties
>hogging the slide
in the same sentence. lol say sorry or miss out on next week's raid

>Incest
Why are you ashamed of taht? I think it's pretty common, and nobody cares.

I'm into kids,animals, and diapers (in that order). Count your blessings, lol.

I eventually hung it with headphone wires after making a little slip knot and putting it down next to its little house (where it used to hide to take cover, until I just took the roof off lol) and then when it was next to it I pulled from the stop, and lo and behold, a hanging hamster. Truth of the matter is that I didn't actually kill it this way. I put it in a shoe box and put it in a public bin to get rid of it, it will have just starved to death.

Aw :c Why did you do it then? Anything happen to you as a kid? Hopefully you are just lying for attention.

I did a hit-and-run in the Target parking lot.

I've tried to look at the basketball shorts groin bulges of boys who were students of mine.

I guess I care. Male stereotypes and shit, being tough and never talking about your feelings to anyone. Then everyone looks away from these problems if you aren't an adolescent or female. My money's on this shit being the cause for kids turning into serial murdering rapists when they grow older.
Most, not all.

My wife has cheated on me with three guys I know of

Dude I'd fuck everything that moves and so would 80% of Sup Forums incest is a normal fetish

Not really sure, I think it was because I was too scared to handle it. I looked up a theory about the cute / aggression thing about how they're very similar brain processes, so didn't know if something in that. I've never harmed any animals since but have always had an anger problem.

Have fun with that

drowned my girlfriend a few years back, got sauce if anyone is interested

also, fucking quads

I get this shit. When I would hold a hamster, I just wanted to squeeze it so hard, I dont know why. Makes me feel better about myself saying it's a natural reaction to cute things.

I still hate myself for doing that shit to them. Do you feel bad about what you did? No judgments here.

To death?

to death yes.

Does she know you know? And what do you plan to do about it, if anything?

Holy fuck. Quads never lies.

to shreds you say?

I once put some liquid acid (drug) in my teachers coffee in high school. She had to go to the hospital because she didn't know what was going on with her. She puked a couple of times, shit was pretty funny only my friend and I know what happened 9/10 would do again if it didn't take so long to kick in.

that sucks, sry. ive fucked every girl ive been with (about 20 girls) without a condom at least a few times, most were quite a few were 12-15yo, a couple were virgins.

If I told you the name of the company, you could identify me. And this is Sup Forums. I've been here long enough to know how that would end for me. I'm not an idiot.

Stole a friends wallet to buy pot for jacking off to porn

I was molested by my babysitter when I was 5-6. She used to like to rub or suck on my cock so it would get hard and then sit and watch it get soft. She'd do it over and over again. I missed her when I got another baby sitter. Don't think it really causes me any harm.

Alright Satan let's see it.

I do, in fact if I remember rightly I cried after id hurt it quite a lot. One time I masturbated but I think that's because I was trying to figure out in myself why I was doing it, because I didn't know why I was, and thought maybe it was a weird sexual thing. When I was really young, probably about 5 or 6, I remember ushering a girl of about 3 behind a wall and when she was there I threw a load of itchy plant seeds down her back - again don't know why I did that but it was the exact same sensation I had with the hamster when I was older.

I've had animals since and I've been very gentle and doting on them since.

Fuck knows maybe its just a matter of kids can be cruel and I didn't know any better

Honestly, I think having sexual feelings is a lot more common then people let on. Now I'm not saying it's a normal by any means, but I guarantee you there are a lot of people out there who want to fuck a relative but would never in a million years admit it.

Me and 2 of my friends gang banged a 13 year old while we were all on an analog of ketamine (dck of any knows it).

Mutilated a baby bird that fell out of a nest, I was trying to kill it, but it turned into something funny when I found out some baby birds are immortal.
Snuck behind a family friend of my family's and jacked off behind the couch from her as she slept. I was like 15 and she was maybe 12-13.
I thoroughly enjoy anal stimulation.
I believe I was abused as an infant by my parents, even at times growing up, but as an only child for 19 years I wouldn't know any better. I think I reject my memories. All I have for proof is a scar on my dick head that I can only assume was my father branding me.

I've convinced myself that I've done reprehensible harm and unforgiving acts throughout my life and that the things I know I have done that have made the world for some others seem to mean nothing.

I've fucked one of my sisters and fingered my half sister. I still lust after my half sister

>most were quite a few were
lol im head of the redundancy department of redundancy

Kekd at that last line

Nigger take this gay cat shot back to le Reddit

Yes she knows I know. I won't divorce her because I know she'll have a different guy fucking her every night. She's out of her mind and I doubt anyone else will put up with her shit. I have 3 daughters and I don't want them growing up with just her and the revolving door of men fucking her

oh shit-cats. you're a bad ass. nice laugh lad. g8 jab g8 jab

As a 19 year old I had sex with my drunk 40 year old half sister while staying at her house to help after she got foot surgery. She was soooo much better looking than I expected, thin as a twig too.

when i was in school i thought semen made your skin healthier / got rid of scars

my friends brought it up

i had no access to semen; i wasn't asking my brother lol

so i used the dog's :S

i beat off our dog like 3-4 times a week and collected semen. i put it on my face and inner thighs (to get rid of stretch marks)

i did this for like 5 months before i learned it wasn't true :(

I pretty much had the same reaction as you. I'd start crying and feel bad in the evenings about it. I don't lucidly remember everything but I get flash backs that make me feel fucking terrible. I would queeze them til they passed out and then watch them jolt back to life. I threw them about and shit. Made them fight each-other and shit. I feel so bad because they changed personality. Where obviously scared of me and just gave up with life... Fucking hate myself bro.

a couple of years ago, our family went on a trip to Europe with some family friends. we were at the house of some other family member and my brother was playing ps3 with some kid, my mum was sleeping on the lounge infront of the tv and my dad and the other people had gone out for a walk. idk why but i felt the urge to put hands under her crotch and so i did and then i slipped under her panties. after that i started to feel up her ass and got a massive hard on. my brother and the other kid were right in front of me playing ps3 but that didnt stop me. i kept going further down and i felt something warm and wet (never had a girlfriend before, never seen a pussy in real life). i decided to keep searching and my heart was being to fast i though it was going to jump out but no matter what i didnt want to let take my hand out. my mum was still fast asleep and suddenly my finger went in. it felt soooo good and i gently kept rubbing it back and forth until i herd someone at the door so i quickly took it out. my dad and the home owners came in and after a few min they went somewhere again, i really didnt care where i just wanted another go, but as soon as i was about to put my hands in again she woke up but i dont think she realised anything and so i went to the bathroom straight away and jerked off to the smell of the first pussy i ever touched.

>cute aggression
>torture theory because subconsciously too scared to take care of defenseless animal.


No. I think we just have a clear cut case to a psychopathic white boy serial killer in the making. Go kill yourself before you move on to little girls, nigger.

Something, something Oedipus and Electra complexities and late blooming.
Add a hint of mistrust, abandonment, and any form of abuse on any level.

Aggressive parents, man. Bad relationships between parents. Bad siblings passing on 'negative' behaviors they learned before you were born. Bad friends. Etc. Etc. Etc.

What did she do specifically to you?

Jacked you off? details. Not much info on female pedos out there.

Tits or gtfo

I puked a little. That is so fucking disgusting, I don't know how you did that.

My sister and I got really drunk last Christmas and made out and messed around. I fingered her and she jacked me off onto her stomach. Pic related. We never talked about it since and pretend like nothing happened.

do people not know anything if you give them sleeping pills? i havent been able to sleep and thinking of getting sleeping pills but worried my flatmates or their friends wwill do shit

I used to have a fetish for pushing boundaries so I could only get off to really sick stuff. After a failed suicide attempt out of guilt I was diagnosed with a form of OCD and shit. I've been in therapy and was doing ok until last year when I dropped out and now only the weirdest tor level shit can get me off, I feel guilty about it and think about offing myself daily.