Enter your room

>enter your room
>this person sitting on your chair, browsing your PC
>you ask WTF
>she has no intention to leave
what do?

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Call the police and report trespassing.

turn 360° and walk away

if you turn 360 you'd be facing the same direction, moron

>Ask where the money has gone.
>Ask why the fuck you would buy a 10000$ furrysuit.

call the police

kick her raggedy ass out of my fucking house

Hahaha classic. Found the retard.

Nope, how can you be this stupid. LOL.

You memed him bro xD

That's the joke moron

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Faggots, my strategy was to pretend I don't know the 360 degree turn away meme

I was only pretending to not know that meme , pretending to take bait in order for placing another bait for you

it's second level trolling if you were not this new newfags you would know what I did

Fucking retards

Haha you got played

wow, that was sad..

is this pistol?

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Just kill yourself, autist

Holy shit boy you really are new huh? Well stop being such a fucking insecure little kid, if you can.

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Yes.
With tattoos pay for by patreon money.

shes weird looking tbh be honest

I have tipped my own girlfriend out of the chair and into a minor head injury for doing this. I got so pissed largely because she has the same expectation of privacy and I never fucked with her about it. I couldn't even be behind her with her screen on because "you'll read what I'm saying to people". I did the same back to her and she became so paranoid she did that shit. She deserved that bump on the head.

Not if you're MJ nigga

almost as fun as spot the vegan

>help her up and carry her disorientated body to my bed
>let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up
>Ask her if she's ok
>"You don't have to tell be what happened but you do have to eat all the eggs" as I hand her a bowl of eggs
>Ask if she needs a ride home
>Tell her to take care

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>I.. I was just pretending to be retarded!
>You got trolled!

>tbh be honest
>boi

this is from another post you should kill yourself now

I'd wonder how the fuck my PC turned into a laptop

No shit.

Retard strikes again.

Knock her the fuck out, then carry her ass out of my house

ask if she wants to fuck

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Throw the intruder out my fucking window.

Tell her to play gag factor CIM.avi

Introduce myself, assuming she knows my roommate, then do what I do every day. Be sad and smoke weed.

Did everyone quit school recently? Thought summer was over.

Wonder how she got through the locked door into my house and the further locked door into my room.

Kek

Link plz

force her to enlist, and deploy to iraq, then force her to join ISIS

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fart for ten minutes straight

serve wiv teh sparko

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I'd ask if she wants a drink, I'll most likely fuck her, and then I'd go to sleep and head out for work in the morning.

Remove cock from cockpocket.
Fap vigorously while maintaining eye contact.
At final moment drop meat slab on table
Squirt jizz across table at her.
Put cock back in pocket
Turn 360 degrees
Walk away
Crash into desk
Fall face down into cum
Go in for dat kiss

Newfag welcome!!!

This user knows how to a Romance a woman

Fucking legend

Ask HR if she's a new hire. If she's not an employee, I call the cops.

I love how everyone's calling him a newfag when this is a classic double troll that gets posted literally every time someone makes a turn360 joke

Bend over on that desk, and let her fuck the shit out of my ass while she's pulling my hair and calling me a bitch.

i'd sit on floor and say nothing

Become paranoid as fuck because why would she bring a guitar case unless it's full of guns or something?
And that triforce bag is probably full of explosives.

>full of guns
user pls. It's CLEARLY a rocket launcher.

this

id get down on my knees, suck her toes clean and then let my black neighbor come over and fuck her infront of me while im tied to a chair.

fucking shoot her dumb ass. You don't B&e my shit. What the fuck kinda question is that?

why user, offer her some eggs

"So, do you like traps too?"

hah! you just got nae nae'd, good friend :^) also, welcome to Sup Forums *tips fedora*

Do you have to do a Russian dance move when you fire a rocket launcher?

I'd call my local hot topic and let them know one of their cashiers got loose

Yes. It's clear for everyone to see.

>shooting her
We just established she has a dance move triggered rocket launcher, user.
You're vastly outgunned.

Kek

Fuck her in her gapping asshole

good luck looking through my arch installation !!!

id fuck her hard.

Make her feel comfortablevand rape in the sleep

lmfao brilliant

get under the desk and suck his dick

Classic

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This is probably what they do first thing in the morning before school. Jump on 4chins and prove their stupidity.

Call cops. Rack firearm.

What an asshat

tear her clothes then fuck her doggystyle while jerking her feminine penis until we both cum at the same time

You greatly underestimate my firepower. Or my will to live. Or both. I will nuke this whole house just to keep a nigger out of my room.