This guy on AGT is being called genius and amazing but I find it completely retarded. What am I missing?

This guy on AGT is being called genius and amazing but I find it completely retarded. What am I missing?

youtube.com/watch?v=O70Ww9vzjvg&feature=youtu.be

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>watches agt
The answer is quite simple. A brain.

I don't watch it. It's a currently popular clip making the rounds. Blow me, kid.

> It's a currently popular clip making the rounds.
>literally reposting facebook memeshit
Hey cool, bro. That definitely makes you seem like a mature individual.

I agree with you but i want to berate you for being a tripfag that's a couple of months old and is posting on /lit/ and Sup Forums of all fucking places

...

>using a tripcode
cringed

>getting triggered by a Sup Forums feature
>cringed

Confirmed for redditor.

tripfag is a big fag but OP's faggotry levels are way beyond
Fuck your facebook shit shill OP. You and your youtube nonsense can kill itself

Post some mel b

>most watched show in the US
>YouTube shit
Lol you delusional turd, leave your cave once in a while

Meh, its above average funny at best.

>getting triggered when someone misuses a Sup Forums feature

nothing wrong with this

>Normie Memes: The Show

Boy howdy, can't wait for some sob story or juvenile comedy act to win it all!

I watched the first 5 minutes tonight, some shit-nosed kid did stand up that was god awful and everyone praised him for it. Show is made for retards.

I can't tell if you're messing with me, one of the key features that separates Sup Forums from reddit is the fact that you don't need an account to post, tripping is useful for when you don't want someone to derail your thread by pretending to be you, using it for no good reason just makes you out to be an attention whore

>watches agt
The answer is quite simple. A brain.

>that's a couple of months old

>I post on a pedophilic meme board but I am simply too superior for the country's most popular talent show

le *tip*

Typical american "humour"

Popularity=/=quality.

Retards will will watch anything.

Who are all the black chicks in the audience they shoot that are talking? Are they fucking putting mics on the audience members just to get shitty ''what is this'' reactions?

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youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

Yeah it's the newest thing they're doing. Micing audience members, because cutting away from the act to show the judges and Nick Cannon wasn't enough. I've never watched the garbage show, but this is such a gross production decision. American tv is fucked.

>Typical american "humor"
Fixed it

The second half was a cute party trick, but you could literally learn that entire routine in 10 minutes.

The whole talent show concept has been completely unwatchable for years as they've moved away from anything resembling realism to a fantasy parade of cuts spliced together from 7 hours of footage. I don't think there's a single second of actual footage in that entire clip, the audio is blatantly mixed to play to the narrative.

>it's a "I paid for some random nigger to read copypasta so now I have to endlessly spam it everywhere to trick myself into believing the money was well spent" episode

I agree with everything you said, but there has been one act on the show that blew my mind when I first saw it. It's still on a shit show but it's one of the few acts I consider actual talent and could have easily ended in death.

youtube.com/watch?v=y-LhWP_T0IA

If you were a talentless basement dwellers you'd get triggered hard by people doing things and getting complimented for it, too.

>responding to yourself

The only thing that's completely retarded is that there's still anyone watching this shit.

Good point
Fuck off

Yeah they should only watch sophisticated shows like Breaking Bad and Archer right m'gentlesir?

You sure showed me. ;^)

Dude's British. He's been on TV over here a few times and does the comedy festival circuit.

He's probably been hand-picked by Cowell to appear on the show in the US, and as a result has a load of shilling behind him

youtube.com/watch?v=50JbiZEWq1Y

clicking on anything on the front page of youtube or whatever makes you a retard, it's all terrible

>photoshopped on his phone

sorry m8

He's a kiwi.

Op saw this on reddits frontpage

Actually my gf texted it to me. Thanks for letting us know you're a redditer though, retard

No wonder he doesn't speak then

>photoshopped
Lmao.

just an edgy zany puppet show thing for the normies

>texted it to me
>this is how his neckbearded ass thinks normies talk

Why do they get sound bites from the audience now?

Why are people talking at a performance?

Why is it always niggers not understanding what's happening and becoming indignant that they can't wrap their minds around toddler humor?

>getting this triggered

How autistic are you? I don't even know what you're trying to communicate to us

Everyone uses the term "texted" when referring to Text Messages on a mobile phone.
What the fuck else would you say?

>gf
>texted
>'redditer'
>retard

Goddamn this is fucking painful.
>americas got TALENT
>its some faggot doing an oven mitt puppet show that parents would do for their kids as an easy laugh
>people fucking eat it up
Yes america does have talent. A talent for being mentally challenged.

did his mom freak?

>they took the bait
Hello, red.

...

I recieved a communique upon my personal telephony instrument.

These talent shows are super fake.

The finalists have already worked out deals with the producers through their agents during the rehearsal period.

At this stage, the judges already know who the finalists will be.

I don't even think this guy is a legitimate act. I think he's someone from central casting the producers brought in to generate some meme buzz.

You were only pretending to be retarded...?

AGT isn't bad. They've had some cool stuff on there. Unfortunately, it always gets voted out by singers and dancers. The second half of the show is shit and boring. The first half is comics, magicians, daredevils, and general weird people.

>the irony
>image.jpg
Heh.
Merely pretending, yes.

POST SOME FUCKING MEL B

Why? She fucking sucks and she ruined BFQOTY 2014

Wow, you're a real master ruseman.

Dumbass.

Also, Mel B and Heidi Klum ruined the fucking show. I stopped watching after they came on. They solidified that aspect to the show. I've seen them turn down daredevils because they were too dangerous looking while the crowd, Howard Stern and Howie were going crazy. They are absolute holes.

i like her fake titty cleavage

>Blow me, kid.
Are you a paedophile?

>gets ass ravaged
Yeah, I guess I failed in my attempts, eh?

I hate these brainless shows

hes from NZ, he did used to do stuff like this at standup gigs here (seen it live once) but nobody really seemed into it. makes sense the yanks would love it

Thanks for letting us know you're a normie, cuck.

>Crowd commentary
Just when you thought american television couldn't get any worse

>keeps taking bait
>being this stupid

That's just it. You and I both know you weren't trolling. You're just a moron who got called out and can't save face.

keep watching. there are some pretty good gags (that he probably stole)

Samefag.

>he still doesn't see the irony in his responses
Stay mad though. I am laffin

>just keeps taking it
>who is this madman?

Samefag.

Of course you are.

I dont get it

>Staged comments by niggers

>those random "audience" shots with mic to give the illusion that the audience is somehow alive and not a meme clap machine

Why do people watch this anyway?

Okay, I'll be honest, it was more of a chuckle.

those shows aren't live or anything

its not like thats the actual audience laughing at that shit or even the hosts

its all scripted and sound overlay edits

this is just testing the degree of brainwashing the media has done

theres nothing funny about the guy in the vid OP but people will find it funny when they think theres a whole lot of people in a giant audience laughing at it

Like I said mate, you dun goofed. I'm sorry.

>internet prankster
>keepin' it this real
applaud you, mang

Keep pulling up those dank memes from ED.
That'll help you save face.

You have some valid points but they are live. I've been to live tapings of less shitty shows and they do the same thing: record clear audience reactions before the show starts to edit in later. So yes it is fabricated immensely but they still have huge live crowds.

Quoting me and samefagging working wonders for you?

It's ok that you didn't know what texting was. I'm glad you learned something today.

>absolutely slayed
>keeps gettin' up

Just accept defeat, hombre. You're done.

>he can't spot samefags
Lel. Wipe your dads jizz off your screen, mate.

I'm glad you """""both""""" learned something today.

This is a rare catch, lads.
Witness.

>Still this buttflustered
I just pity you.

>second glove starts to mime
>audience goes wild at this unexpected turn of events

Fuck this gay reich.

We """"both"""" learned that for whatever reason you really don't want to wipe your dads jizz of the screen.

You're just fishing for a navy seal pasta, aren't you?
Sorry, friend. I'm not gonna go that mainstream.

Interesting you """""two""""" are choosing to post in such a gap between posts.

BTFO? I think so.

Nah, my pity is genuine. I'm so sorry for you.

Alright then.
This has quickly become a zero sum game so I'm just gonna recuse myself and leave you to be on your unmerry way.

used to watch britains got talent when i was younger with the senpai most weekends. i only watched for the dominos pizza. it's a fucking shit show but fun to watch when you're younger with your normie senpai.

They should take some lessons from Indian talent shows. This remains one of the most insane things I've ever seen

dailymotion.com/video/xmlsqg_shocking-india-talent-show-warrior-of-goja-best-ever-video-punjabi-sikh-guys-goes-crazy_sport