My Momma always said, Life is like a...
My Momma always said, Life is like a
nigger
bitch
Train
Bag of jellybeans, no-one likes the black ones
A big black penis
It slows down and speeds up, but IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS
Is alot like prison. Bad food, high fences. The sex you want, you ain't gettin. The sex you gettin...you don't want.
Ive seen things...
Horrible things...
Crazy things...
Ass raping from a roided up impala
life is like the chicken coop scale, short and full of shit
... Nigger: dark, dangerous and full of unexpected surprises
Hurricane. Here in Duckberg
Big wet fart.
You just never know.
Bag of dicks
box of chocolates
box of chocolates. Doesn't last quite as long for fat people.
That scene actually says life "was" like a box of chocolates. Mandela effect.
/thread also dubs or truth
prostitute with stds, you never know what you are gonna get
Dreamdestroyer, the older you get the more dreams get shattered and broken.
She really did say that
kek
...Box of chocolates, if your fat it wont last as long and you aren't going to share it with anyone.
Fuck Sometimes Good Sometimes Bad