If you were a dictator, what kind of ridiculous dictator-like shit would you do?

If you were a dictator, what kind of ridiculous dictator-like shit would you do?

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No fatties
No autistic faggots, not actual retards
No furrfaggots/any gay bullshit
Homosexuals would be ok tho
No whiteknight faggots/sjws
Niggers belong in the wild/Africa (they're animals)

Not social downies

Rape my mom

Ban porn

Would it be allowed to be all of that at the same time?

Nuke the planet in half, watch as the whole world literally dies

Fuck you reddit

I would arrange events, so that the penalty for anyone telling me that I was the dictator was death, and then make myself forget that it was ever the case, without telling anybody. It would be a hilariously tense situation for the rest of my reign, whereby my court would always wonder if I was *really* amnesiac, or just playing along to test their loyalty. Yet simultaneously terrified to ask the question, lest they be sentenced to death for daring to bring attention to my status as dictator.

But I mean, shenanigans like that is why I'll never rise to the top.

All SJWS, LIBERALS, JEWS, NIGGERS, GAYS, AUTISTS, FURFAGS, AND NIGGERS SHALL BE PUBLICLY EXECUTED

Annual Purge

have a pleasure harem at my disposal. legalize all drugs as a way of oppression. take ownership of all companies within my area of control. deport all current prisoners as "refugees" to cuck country. excute all new criminals to keep prison population down.

Yeah if you want to get put in a camp and fuckin gassed you beta

build a suit made out of infants and rape niggers while choking them with their own entrails

/thread

You stole mein.

My god... Get off of Reddit.

Wipe out anyone over 65 not worth the money to keep them.

Wipe out any one with a mental or physical deformity born defects.

Wipe out all the niggers their if no social of economic use apart from hunting for sport.

Save the animal's

No welfare if you don't work you die no fucking beggars.

>Monster

Immediate execution of all jews, muslims, niggers, gingers and sjws.

>Says no retards
>Allows fags

I would turn into a giant Battle Royal and watch this

I would put an outright ban on toilet paper and make everyone wipe back to front.

The. Earth fkdkf

Gay people are cool. Just not the flamboyant fags cmon

Nope, banned.

What was this guys YouTube channel?

I mean you can disagree, but you probably fall under a socially awkward beta so you'd get put in a camp and forced to watch the free fags whilst getting fucked through the barbwire fence by a wild nigger that jumped out of the wild

They're not "cool". Homosexuality is a disease.
>trigger me timbers

You forgot muslims

Wow, resorting to stealing Reddit posts. OP is giga faggot...

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Kick al Muslims and zionists out.

Execute all non white people
This excludes half white people or 1/4 white people
Instate anarchy capitalism
Execute all statist

you misspelled kill

I would finish what Hitler and the Swedes started back in the 30s-40s and segregate all races in my reich with the white race on the top of the chain. Jews, muslims and gypsies will all be castrated and sent to camps and all the lesser races will have their birth rates controlled while white people will encouraged to increase our numbers with tax benefits and free education

>Someone's Triggered

Obviously all the Jews and Muslims would leave if they valued their lives. Also I would torture manchildren till they grow some balls or break completely

If I were a dictator my first question to the people would be:

>Do you love our country or do you hate it?

To those who answered: "hate it" instant deportation to the alternative nation of their choice.

To anyone attempting to harm my nation by insurrection, revolution, social disruption, social Marxism: execution. (Zero tolerance policy for SJWs, FemiNUTzis and other degenerate froot loops.)

Seek out/organize all the very best businessmen in my country, build my country into the greatest, most powerful industrial and economic force on Earth.

Jobs for everybody! No lazy-ass nigger hippie faggots will be allowed to sit around on their asses all day smoking weed and doing shit-all.

>You don't wanna work? Too bad! You'll work, anyway. In a fucking labor camp! (Refusal to take a job would be a crime in my country.)

Social services only for those who truly need them such as the Elderly the truly disabled.

>NO nigger-welfare state going on generation after generation. FUCK THAT!

Universal health care for my people, paid for not by taxes but by the tremendous fees and fines I'd levy on criminals. I would make the criminals in my country pay for EVERTHING for the first few years until there weren't any more criminals in my country!

Yes, there would be an election system but only for local/state/province/whatever elections. The people would be allowed to elect their own local leaders.

>ABSOLUTE, UNTOUCHABLE, INVIOLABLE FREEDOM OF SPEECH! Yeah, you can say whatever you want. Just expect very bad consequences if you say anything bad about ME!

There would be a very well defined list of "Enemies Of The State". This would include 1: Radical Islam, 2: SJWs, 3: Anyone who even remotely resembles that faggot faker Gary Johnson. (He is NOT a fucking Libertarian!)

>What I say goes! I make the fucking rules! That will change from day to day depending on my mood and how constipated I happen to be at the moment.

>Kill all Jews and mudslimes.
>Basically kill all niggers, and even white niggers (Slavic & Islamic).
>Fucking deport anyone who doesn't pass my COMMON sense test I will distribute

Wipe out anyone under the age of 16! Not worth the money to feed, house, attempt to educate or train these lazy, no-count fucks anyway.

Encourage my people to produce a whole new generation of non-degenerates who're actually capable of thinking and reasoning for themselves. Application of wisdom and common sense in daily life will be highly praised and encouraged.

>Idiots, morons, faggots, moral degenerates, the morally bankrupt, anyone who even TALKS about selling, distributing, using drugs SHOT ON SIGHT!

If you make an exception for one you have to make the exception for all.

>FUCK FAGGOTS! NO GAYS!

Oh yeah Sjw's will be deported to Syria as well as any supporter of Islam. There will be no acceptance of other cultures and white people will rule supreme. I'll also nuke America.

>wipe out niggers
>save animals
Pick one

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All religion illegal
very high tax to drive a car in the cities
internet quality highest priority

Every third tuesday on even months, you must wear your shoes on the other foot.

Hmm... Interesting inspiration:

All SJW and FemiNUTzi faggots would be forced into mandatory military service.

They would then be shipped, deployed in the Middle East where they WOULD follow orders or be SHOT by their commander.

Any and all special snowflake "Muh Feelin's" types would be put RIGHT ON THE FRONT LINES! (Useless for anything but cannon fodder, anyway.)

Anyone mentioning "mysogeny", "sexism" "the patriarchy" "CIS", or any other bullshit will be forced to do extremely hard labor for a min of ten years THEN shot! (Might as well get something out of those useless pricks before I do em in!)

I'd kill the entire Swedish left wing, and the extremist right wing. Then I'd live happily ever after.

Are you asking to be put on my dictator shit-list, kid? Is that why you're responding?

(Sound of shotgun being cocked.)

C'mon, kid! You can tell me! It's okay. I won't kill you! (right away).

Taxpayer-only:
public transport, beaches, parks, forest preserves, golf courses, schools, festivals, highways, etc.

Anyone else with a certificate showing 10 hours/week public cleanup would also qualify.

All others, enjoy your ratholes.

I would steal posts from reddit Kappa

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Ask Sup Forums to run my country with dubs.
Also take the dicks. Dick taker is what they call me

Any and all fat people in my country, who're physically capable of doing so, will immediately be put on hamster-wheel like treadmills so they can burn off the fat by producing electric power for their fellow citizens.

Any fat-ass who refuses will be reduced to a state of fertilizer to be put on crops to help feed the people.

Fat-ass giant negress "queens" (we be queens'n sheeieiet) would be a priority. Put them fat fuckers on the treadmill first!

wipe out all religion so 85% of the earth population and start again

>knowing recent reddit posts
who's the real giga faggot?

Haha what a lamebo!

Allow me to give you the great honor of being the very first to be put on the hamster-wheel treadmill so you can have the honor of providing electric power for your fellow citizens, YOU FAT FUCK!

>LAY THE FUCK OFF THE FUCKING DING DONGS YOU OBESE FUCK!

Damn, you're a fat bastard!

Exactly, well we could always use faggots, mudslimes and niggers for research purposes and to test new weaponry and use em all as target practice/crash dummies.

>change shoolsystem (open courses, not too much of a shool year system, but various courses need to be completed to get rights as "adults"..i.e. politics & economy & history & anthropology before being allowed to vote)
>minimum & maximum (!) wage.
>more taxes on (filthy wealthy) wealth
>less military spending (not too much less in intel though)
>more money into education (that also means trainees in jobs. They should earn more)
>less privatisation when it comes to public goods (transport, water, energy)
>products should be traceable to the producers, if not they aren't sold
>no stupid advertisement all the time, What's said in advertisement should be true and verifiable

yea, that would be a beginning..

no u

That applies to anyone who doesn't pass my COMMON sense test lol

Obesity in my country would not be a crime but it would, under special laws, be an infraction punishable by very specific fines levied against those who were too fat.

>If found to be fat you would be levied a fine of 100 dollars a day until you undertook a rigorous exercise and dietary program to get back to a lean, healthy fighting weight.

You should consider being tested for autism.

Just a friendly heads up.

I'd be the dictator that truly cares.
My doctrine would be: "My country first!".
First I would leave NATO and declare my country as neutral.
All my development aid would be focussed on one shithole country in Africa until it is developed enough.
I would enforce a strict border regime in my country.
Immigration would be tied to a Bachelors Degree or equivalent qualification.
I would reinstate my countrys own currency, in order to have a just reflection of the value of my currency.
State redundancies would be cut and things such as education would become federal.
I would decriminalize drugs and build rehab and homeless shelter facilities across the country.
The push towards renewable and fusion energy would not be slowed by endless filibustering anymore.
Cities with a population >500k will get a hefty city toll for cars, diesel delivery trucks will be outright banned and phased out in the next 10 years.
Any display of remotely religious symbols will be banned in any institution that receives just one unit of my new currency.
Useless packaging will be banned from supermarkets.
The lenient emmissions and fuel consumption standards will be pushed to the technological limits.
The death penalty will not be reinstituted, but a corruption hotline will be instated and every case of corruption will be prosecuted to the full extend of the law.
Current immigrants will have to prove within the next ten years at least a B2 proficiency level in our language or they will be deported.

So on and so forth

>How the fuck do you even get through your front door? And where the fuck did you find a chair strong enough to hold your double-wide fat ass?

Make it compulsory to speak emoji IRL

I do still have a healthy weight so idc fucker

Nope! Zero tolerance for mudslimes, niggers (black people are okay. There is a difference), SJWs, Commie faggots, Socialists in general.

Too much of a risk of cultural contamination.

>Into the trash they go!

Guess it's a good thing teenagers don't rule the world.

People over 65 can help raise children while parents are working. That's what mine did, god rest her soul.

This being said by an obviously retarded fucking human puff-ball? Are you related to the Staypuft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters?

>Fuck off, kid.

>TOPKEK!

(Okay, you make me laugh. I kill you quick.)

How you doing beast? I see you havent fixed the hole in your wall.

>Be you.
>Be 5'2" tall.
>Be 350 pounds.
>Considers that a "healthy weight"

>MUH SIZES!

Btw... You'd make an absolutely shitty, piss poor dictator. You'd be assassinated by your opposition in the first five minutes!

Ethnic cleansing ( Not white? Not in my Europe!)
Build Solar roads
Reorganize the school System
Introduce a new state Religion based
Try to make Europe a better place again.

schoolsystem... omfg, somehow i love to forget this c

Wanted to write new state Religion based on Nordic mythology

I'm 5'3", idiot.

Is this real life?

you would know this is real life if you didnt take drugs all the time

Would try my best to make society greater as a whole. Not spend money lavishly in front of my people. Be closet heroin addict until I finally kill myself or OD

I'd raise taxes, specifically on rich people and corporations, while drastically decreasing the military budget, dismantling excessive bureaucracy, and cutting social welfare programs. I'd funnel all the money into massive research programs, everything from duplicating basic psychological studies to human experimentation, quantum computing, and automated factories. Within 20 years I'd have such a huge technological lead no one could stand against me. I'd also dismantle or replace any institutions that hold back progress, like big banking, the churches, and the public school system and have the people responsible for them publicly executed as the mass murderers that they are.

hm.. noooot bad! afterwards you can start influencing other coutries and mby bring a change to this shothole of a world before we humans die out.
seems like we got a bright user there

I may do drugs. But at least I get pussy and I'm not a fat cuck who looks 12

i...i..i..is this b8?

Tightly secure the borders so no one that doesn't belong can enter.
Stop fighting wars, only fight to defend the homeland.
Modernize the cities.
Switch to electic cars mandatory.
High Speed Internet for everyone.

This user's got my vote.

5' 3"? Okay, you don't fit my country's standard for physical perfection.

>*Bang!* You're dead!

Any further posts from you will be considered attempts from your ghost to reach out from the grave. You will then be exorcised by a team of highly trained religious experts.

I do still fit other country's standards for physical perfection, so why should I care about your opinion?

I say that fat little fuck will be the first to go! You with me, user?

basically give my citizens meaningless construction tasks and make them do pointless hard work for my amusement
make attractive women required to have sex with me when i ask

what do you think about the common school systems?

mentioned it in another post but what do u think about a form similar to free schools

>change schoolsystem (open courses, not too much of a "school year system", but various courses need to be completed to get rights as "adults"..i.e. politics & economy & history & anthropology before being allowed to vote / common maths anyways... you could actually build your education with various courses, combine it with jobs, and so on.. all handled via a state-education and work internet platform or sthg)

In my country there would be tight, totally secure borders. Fence? Fuck a fence!

>The border would be well guarded by a fifty foot deep, half mile wide moat full of alligators! (digging holes, filling them with water and stocking them with alligators is a fuck of a lot less expensive than some damn fence!)

All those requesting entry would be completely, fully vetted. Anyone not passing the vet would be denied. No appeals. Once you're denied that's it! No second chance.

Education would be an extremely high priority. I don't want to rule a nation full of idiots!

>You don't want to go to school? Fine! You can go work in the salt mines!

Okay, you're my new education minister. When can you start?

eugenics

The playing of rap and dubstep will be a crime. Anyone caught playing this shit will be immediately deported!

>"Go be a nigger faggot somewhere else!"

I'd say have that but have checkpoints where It'd be a half mile wide whipeout competition, and if you got across then fuck it you've earned it.

Hmm...

>"If you get across you're in because you've earned it"?

Kind of like Mexico's prison system?

>True: if you somehow manage to escape from a Mexican prison they don't go after you unless you're considered an extremely dangerous drug lord type criminal.

"Pablo escaped? That lucky fucker! Good on him! He's earned his 'early release' then."

They'd still have to be fully vetted, though, and if they don't pass the vet they go into a pit full of rabid Harambes!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Solar Roads!!! sounds like a good acid trip to me

Question: how would you maintain the roads? How expensive would that be to build and maintain them?

>If you're going to dictate a country this is an important question!