Dubs decides

Dubs decides

Niggers keep stealing it

I make it vibrate indefinitely and then put it inside me

OP texts himself for attention on a pedo website. GG, OP. I feel sorry for your mother.

Sorry, you're not my type. only in2 niggers.

Nah, just all the trap porn.

I take lots of photos so my battery runs out quick.

Reroll

This.

why do you even care?

My battery only lasts as long as my erection, so about two minutes.

I watch a lot of porn and the battery doesnt last

Winrar

Lets see it OP.

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Mostly into pedo porn and furry butt stuff. But anyways, panthers or bronco's tonight?

so, what kind of porn do you like?

Wanna trade boobs for a dick pic?

What porn fetishes do you have? I bet you like big black cock

Ask her if she would like to join you.

Rolling for this

Wait there's more

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HaHa, that was just a joke, you whats not a joke? My love for you

Watchin pron is all I do.

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I would if you were here.

I'm talking to you so that's something different.

Prepare your anus

let's sex

Rolling for this

I wouldn't have to watch as much porn if I could see them sweet titties you grew.

I like this no haha though

This

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I enjoy being on 9GAG lololol XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
And I like to suck off my dog

I've been practising. Let me take you out so I can show you my moves.

No.
We could make porn though?

Is that an invitation?

Well, not until you come over.

wanna get me out of this misery ?

Get them dubs now

Win

Thhhiiisssssss

Satanic trips will get you laid

Let's not fuck about love. Spread em I'll be over in ten

TRIPS OF THE BEAST

I was thinking I could use a change. How about we go out and get a bite?

I'd love to do something better but in the absence of a sexy little brunette, I have to make do with porn..

Sup Forums will get OP laid today ( or not )

Way better than

Ill give it a try. Compliment her smile!!!

Sure, I collect fossils from the Cryogenian period for fun. It takes up most of my day.

OP I wanna see !

Dub dubs should win

kek

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That's why you'll never get laid.

Send dickpic, she wants it

She gave that response because the beta of that post was over 9000

that hurts..I want to cry

Fucking ruined op, don't deserve those trips

Because that worked out so well.

IT WASN'T AN OFFER!

Do you have a sister then? Preferably younger than you.

pls?

but ommmggg she's cute

WELL THEN

Nice

Win!

Winrar

I am a huge faggot please rape my face.

I want to fuck your face with a rusty hammer

Do you have a sister then? Preferably younger than you. Or a brother? Your family dog would do...

"I show mine, you show yours"
then you send this pic of boobies

Trips override
>Surely you won't be impressed, after all you've been with nearly every man in your family

another win.

i cum buckets thinking of your yeast infected pussy on my face

winrar

holy shit win

Bump

guys we have a winrar, waiting

Checked
If dubs say "Penis"

I've had some serious visual training of how to make a pussy squirt all over the place ;]

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Winrar

I'll pound you harder than a syrian refugee raping a helpless european woman.

time to send dick pic OP

THIS

Lol didn't see that coming just scrolling through pictures.
What is normal?

man its raining dubs here

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Fuck, I hate you girls who lead a guy on and then get all stuck up when he hits on you.
Why do you have to be such a fucking teasing bitch?

lol

im only joking, if you still want you can go to my place and hang and maby do a lil more?

show me potato salad

You're right you wouldn't be impressed because your huge gaping cunt has been blacked so many times you'd barely feel me

Rerolling for this

Shit ill vote this.

Whatever. I heard you've got an ugly vagina anyway.