ITT: We pretend we're in an actual raid

>ITT: We pretend we're in an actual raid.
I'll start.

Wizard reporting in. Gather 'round for buffs, everyone!

Hey brb 10 min toilet break.

You're always fucking late to begin with, can you sit down and be ready for once?

Fucking DC'd....

Buff incoming

>edgelord666 has joined the party
I'm only here for the gp. Do not try to be my friend.

i still have need on the chest piece from the third boss!
i saved 3 month my dkp guys, come on!

itakefatcocksandloadsofcumallinmyboipussi present and accounted for. I'll be draining everyone of their nut, come and get it boys

>DonaldTrump2016 has joined the party
Greetings fellow adventurers! Your tank has arrived. MAGA!

Sorry I'm late, everyone! Are we ready?

Don't worry I'll focus heals on you.

OH SHIT GUYS IT'S HERE!

GET EM!

Buff incoming

There he is! Everybody SUCK HIS DICK! DRINK HIS DRAGON CUM!

WE ONLY HAVE 4 PEOPLE IN THE RAID AND ONE FAGGOT.


SHIT

All pls kys

remeber to stand BEHIND the boss if you want to be in the healing puddle

Uhh.. What kind of faggot mmo are we playing where the fucking wizard is buffing people? I'm out.

BUFF THIS DICK MOTHERFUCKER

BONSAI

>Arcane intellect
>conjured mage food
>weapon boons
>Crowd control effects

IM NOW TAUNTING THE BOSS

STAND BACK EVERYONE I GOT THIS
DUBS GET

Stand in front of his dick if you want to receive his healing puddle of salty cum

Leroyyyyyu Jenkins

He is aroused by your masculinity

DUBS SUCCESS! BOSS DAMAGE REDUCED 50%! RAID DAMAGE BUFFED 50%!

FOLLOW ME TO VICTORY BRAVE CHAMPIONS!

get fucked one shot johnny
warrior master race reporting in
placing banners, buffing with 20% crit chance
stacking might
fucking wizards mom

I literally lol'd on that one

>SneakyMan5000 joins the party
Shit guys how could you start without me

WHY CANT THIS FUCKING TANK HOLD HIS GODDAMN AGGRO? AND WHAT THE FCK HAPPENED TO SHITFACE DICKASS NOOBSQUIRE, AKA OUR SECOND TANK? ANYONE CARE TO TELL ME WHY HE'S ALREADY DEAD AND NOT BEING CR'D?

Okay that's a 50 dkp minus for everyone

bad luck buck here and ready to roll those critical fails.

IM RALLYING OUR CHAMPIONS! RE TAUNTING BOSS AND HOLDING AGGRO.

NEED HEALS!!!!

I like how Donald trump is our tank lol

nice pic kek

Oh shit, this is my first time tanking this raid! Anything I should know?

AND WHY ISN'T ANYBODY CUMMING INSIDE ME!?! STOP PULLING OUT FILL ME WITH YOUR SEED WARRIORS, I'M HERE TO BE GANG FUCKED BY ALL OF YOU!

>are these fuckin healers serious?

I need help over here!

...

Nobody likes a hunter. If we wipe it's your fault.

well fuck someone woke up. lets get this shit going guys! second tank i need you to hold adds! first tank be sure to stand close to the rest of the team so i can heal them with my bastion of light! dps'ers make sure you dodge those goddamn obvious spells and attacks for gods sake! LETS GO! FOR THE CHAN!

I'll suck your dick!

I'M GOING TO CAST MY ULTIMATE BUFFS!
>Major Cure
>Grand HP Regen
>Grand MP Regen
>Iron Skin
>Mental Barrier
>Haste
>Magic Blink
>Rally the Troops
>Bear's Endurance
>Bull's Strength
>Cat's Grace
>Eagle's Splendor
>Fox's Cunning
>Owl's Wisdom
>Greater Unlife
>Mighty Guard
>Improved Focus
>Greater Flight
>Deific Boon
>Life Leech

Back! Sorry guys.

ohh look a succubus is taunting our tank
>>lvl1 taunt

EVERYONE! We need to remove this faggot filth from our raid group. I will taunt boss away from raid while everyone slaughters this faggot. I'd suggest we kick him but our fucking leader is AFK.

GET HIM BOYS

I cast vilgilence upon you! Redirect all attacks made against you to >DonaldTrump2016 for 30 seconds!

did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] ?

>>lvl2 taunt

And while you do that, itakefatcocksandloadsofcumallinmyboipussi sucks your dick!

>Tank is successfully taunted

Fucking lag!

God dammit! DC'd again!

A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED!

That's right boys, come and get it. Come take this boipussi

Alright, time's up chaps
LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOYY
JEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIINS

Here we go!
ULTIMATE FIREBALL!!!!

>mental barrier
>sides sent into the nether realm

That aside, this ability is on auto cast for every user.

Damn. Sorry guys I keep DCing. Can someone come back and lead me to the party?

I'll lead you warrior. BY YOUR DICK

>You have been kicked from the raid
>Reason: Trump supporter

WTF? I finally made it back and you guys already fucking looted the chests?

Thanks a lot assholes...

Critical hit! THE BOSS IS WEAK! NOW EVERYONE, USE YOUR ULT.

HEALS, CAST BLOODLUST AND BUFF OUR ATTACK SPEED.

>>succes on taunt

>XxSCRUBLORDxX69 has joined the party.
IS THIS GROUP FOR HOGGER?

Ranger down!

...

I cast cocklust and you buff my asshole really hard!

Kek

i have an inmmune to taunt tank
>>snow tank

Can I get some heals over here?

What do you mean you're out of mana?

Drink some pots!

No I'm not a fucking squishy, you assholes pulled agro to the fucking rogue. What do you think is gonna happen?

itakefatcocksandloadsofcumallinmyboipussi sucks you back to life while getting fucked in the ass by huge warrior cock!

oh yeh this is fun im having fun hahaha omg hold up *bong hit* haha yeh dude mad hahahahaha my head hurts im tired lmao weed


was i this much of a faggot when i smoked.

Don't pull out! Dump your hot cum in my ass noble warrior!

Fucking no heals. Dead.

Can one of you healers get me up?

I will use my necromantic powers to summon an army of zombies to fight the boss.

Okay, I cant summon them alone guys, click the portal.
...
Come on guys, ffs.
......
really? I need two people to click, one more please!
.......................................
Im logging out.

I busted up laughing that was good

do all the dps u can...
i will bait the boss...
>Final bait

itakefatcocksandloadsofcumallinmyboipussi will get you up! He'll make your huge fat penis super erect so you can take a turn on his mouth and asshole!

Cast Bone Armor on me! My HP is dropping fast but my poll numbers keep rising!

FUCK ONE OF THE MOBS HAS ME IN A SNARE
GET HIM OUT OF ME

Whatever.

Both healers out of mana.

Wizard's dead.

Bard sucks.

Meatshield can't pull agro.

See you later newbs.

[ Rogue has left the party ]

Go, Bone Armor!

itakefatcocksandloadsofcumallinmyboipussi casts bone armor, you are now covered from head to toe in huge erect penises for me to suck and get fucked by

Trips confirms all these noble warriors are hung and horns for my boipussi

itakefatcocksandloadsofcumallinmyboipussi gets him out of you and takes him into his ass

>shockwave

>NOOBSQUIRE has joined the raid party
Hey guys sorry I'm late, my mom made me do the dishes. What boss are we on? This groups is not gonna be able to down megastrizan later

What's this? How does it work? I want to play, explain rules plz

I'll have the rest of you know I don't even need to be here, I have all my pve achievements

What's pve achievements? Do I need those to play? Explain

Too late newb. Boss is defeat and chests looted.

That's pretty cool, how do i do Shockwave? Do I just say it or something?

I cast Shockwave

Was that right?

It never said boss was defeated? How do you know it's defeated, did somebody post something? And what's in the chests, do I need that to play?

>ITT: We pretend we're in an actual raid.

This is what the nu-Sup Forums has become. Sup Forums is not populated with all newfags except like 10 anons.

u have to know how to use a shovel like a boss

all drops are hunter drops bitch

Is this wall street journal online?

How do i do that? Is it something I have to post to play like a shovel boss?

Loot taken by dick ass dex classes
Exp banked

We moving to the next or we waiting, I could've been raiding with /adv/.

At least they know how to take orders like good cucks

Whats a hunter drop? What does that do?

I'll go stand in the fire.